Threads By Elim
@threadsbyelim.bsky.social
Love books, comics, horror movies, Trek, Star Wars. 🩷💜💙
He/Him
He/Him
This is just perfect
September 22, 2026 at 1:19 PM
This is just perfect
Them that assume we will watch their kid each morning on vacation while they sleep in: I can’t believe you gave her a donut for breakfast! That’s too much sugar!
Me: I’m sorry you were asleep (obvi). What would you prefer?
Them: Bagel w/ Nutella, a cinnamon roll, and maybe a breakfast bar.
Me:
Me: I’m sorry you were asleep (obvi). What would you prefer?
Them: Bagel w/ Nutella, a cinnamon roll, and maybe a breakfast bar.
Me:
Wtf Mullet Man Reaction
ALT: Wtf Mullet Man Reaction
static.klipy.com
September 22, 2026 at 12:57 PM
Them that assume we will watch their kid each morning on vacation while they sleep in: I can’t believe you gave her a donut for breakfast! That’s too much sugar!
Me: I’m sorry you were asleep (obvi). What would you prefer?
Them: Bagel w/ Nutella, a cinnamon roll, and maybe a breakfast bar.
Me:
Me: I’m sorry you were asleep (obvi). What would you prefer?
Them: Bagel w/ Nutella, a cinnamon roll, and maybe a breakfast bar.
Me:
Reposted by Threads By Elim
I'm deleting most fundraising texts these days, but if you sent me one saying you had identified these consultants and promised never to work with them, I would give you the max
I want the name of every consultant who convinces a Democrat to run an ad ceding ground to trans hatred, and I want them blacklisted by the party and noted so I can never give a cent to anyone who hires them ever again.
September 20, 2026 at 6:29 PM
I'm deleting most fundraising texts these days, but if you sent me one saying you had identified these consultants and promised never to work with them, I would give you the max
Apparently it wasn’t fair my kid had an ice cream cone the day before while we were all in separate states…. so last night her cousin is holding up bedtime bc she says she deserves an extra dessert…🙄
September 21, 2026 at 11:37 AM
Apparently it wasn’t fair my kid had an ice cream cone the day before while we were all in separate states…. so last night her cousin is holding up bedtime bc she says she deserves an extra dessert…🙄
Reposted by Threads By Elim
RESIDENT EVIL was perfect. I'm a complete sucker for shoving a guy who kinda sucks into a meat-grinder for an hour and a half, and this does that admirably. Felt like an RE sequel I wish I could play. Going to have it playing in the background constantly. I need to see it ten more times right now.
September 20, 2026 at 12:23 AM
RESIDENT EVIL was perfect. I'm a complete sucker for shoving a guy who kinda sucks into a meat-grinder for an hour and a half, and this does that admirably. Felt like an RE sequel I wish I could play. Going to have it playing in the background constantly. I need to see it ten more times right now.
Quick visit at Gusto Brewing in Cape May. They have coloring and spot it!
September 19, 2026 at 6:28 PM
Quick visit at Gusto Brewing in Cape May. They have coloring and spot it!
Reposted by Threads By Elim
My 2025 presentation on virginity in Nonnos’ Dionysiaca has received the @womensclasscaucus.bsky.social award for Outstanding Pre-PhD Paper Presentation.
Give the WCC a follow and check out the other awardees - they’re doing incredible work!
Give the WCC a follow and check out the other awardees - they’re doing incredible work!
September 19, 2026 at 11:32 AM
My 2025 presentation on virginity in Nonnos’ Dionysiaca has received the @womensclasscaucus.bsky.social award for Outstanding Pre-PhD Paper Presentation.
Give the WCC a follow and check out the other awardees - they’re doing incredible work!
Give the WCC a follow and check out the other awardees - they’re doing incredible work!
Reposted by Threads By Elim
Voyager, walking on those tiny legs.
September 18, 2026 at 7:16 PM
Voyager, walking on those tiny legs.
Now that I’ve slept on it, my review of Resident Evil from someone who isn’t deep in lore:
Super fun #horror movie. Follows an every man as he navigates a delivery to Raccoon City’s hospital on a very unfortunate day.
Super fun #horror movie. Follows an every man as he navigates a delivery to Raccoon City’s hospital on a very unfortunate day.
September 18, 2026 at 11:12 AM
Now that I’ve slept on it, my review of Resident Evil from someone who isn’t deep in lore:
Super fun #horror movie. Follows an every man as he navigates a delivery to Raccoon City’s hospital on a very unfortunate day.
Super fun #horror movie. Follows an every man as he navigates a delivery to Raccoon City’s hospital on a very unfortunate day.
Opening Night Movie Theater experience thread:
Went to the 7pm showing of the new Resident Evil theater was 3/4 full.
I walked out 20mins into the movie. Not because the movie was bad. But because SO MANY members of the audience were either on their phones, talking to the characters on the screen,…
Went to the 7pm showing of the new Resident Evil theater was 3/4 full.
I walked out 20mins into the movie. Not because the movie was bad. But because SO MANY members of the audience were either on their phones, talking to the characters on the screen,…
Goddammit Bryan
ALT: Goddammit Bryan
static.klipy.com
September 18, 2026 at 2:09 AM
Opening Night Movie Theater experience thread:
Went to the 7pm showing of the new Resident Evil theater was 3/4 full.
I walked out 20mins into the movie. Not because the movie was bad. But because SO MANY members of the audience were either on their phones, talking to the characters on the screen,…
Went to the 7pm showing of the new Resident Evil theater was 3/4 full.
I walked out 20mins into the movie. Not because the movie was bad. But because SO MANY members of the audience were either on their phones, talking to the characters on the screen,…
Don’t speak….i know just what you’re thinkin…
September 17, 2026 at 12:17 PM
Don’t speak….i know just what you’re thinkin…
Minerva not happy with the Swift vibes this morning
September 17, 2026 at 12:01 PM
Minerva not happy with the Swift vibes this morning
Enchanting vibes for work this morning
September 17, 2026 at 12:00 PM
Enchanting vibes for work this morning
After picking up groceries I saw people lined up outside of Target and Barnes and Noble for their 4pm drop 🤷🏻♂️. I am can’t imagine giving up that much time for cards. But on way home I randomly stopped at a indy shop and got my kid a box of the new cards.
September 16, 2026 at 8:04 PM
After picking up groceries I saw people lined up outside of Target and Barnes and Noble for their 4pm drop 🤷🏻♂️. I am can’t imagine giving up that much time for cards. But on way home I randomly stopped at a indy shop and got my kid a box of the new cards.
Convinced the 9yo to clean up the One Piece Legos and Kiwi crate projects so we can decorate for Halloween. 🎃 Reallu like the addition of the One Wish Willow.
September 13, 2026 at 3:19 PM
Convinced the 9yo to clean up the One Piece Legos and Kiwi crate projects so we can decorate for Halloween. 🎃 Reallu like the addition of the One Wish Willow.
Reposted by Threads By Elim
Re-watched the 2022 #horror Hellraiser. I really like this movie. I have never seen the other films. I have only read the novel they are based off.
Are the others worth a watch?
Are the others worth a watch?
September 12, 2026 at 10:50 PM
Re-watched the 2022 #horror Hellraiser. I really like this movie. I have never seen the other films. I have only read the novel they are based off.
Are the others worth a watch?
Are the others worth a watch?
Watching #horror (?) film Practical Magic last night. First time watching since it was released on VHS 👴🏻. Other than a few fun interactions between Kidman and Bullock (like the scene below) I still find the movie slow and kinda boring.
#filmsky
#filmsky
Sandra Bullock's Frustrated 'I Don't Know!'
ALT: Sandra Bullock's Frustrated 'I Don't Know!'
static.klipy.com
September 11, 2026 at 1:25 PM
I have been watching the show Parenthood recently as a background noise. And boy howdy do the characters all make me feel like I am CRUSHING it as a parent compared to them.
September 9, 2026 at 12:46 AM
I have been watching the show Parenthood recently as a background noise. And boy howdy do the characters all make me feel like I am CRUSHING it as a parent compared to them.
Non-scale reading health victory: getting blood work and the phlebotomist can now lower the foldy arm rest thing in front of me in the chair. WITH ROOM TO SPARE!
Lizzo's Sassy Hair Flip
ALT: Lizzo's Sassy Hair Flip
static.klipy.com
September 8, 2026 at 1:30 PM
Non-scale reading health victory: getting blood work and the phlebotomist can now lower the foldy arm rest thing in front of me in the chair. WITH ROOM TO SPARE!
Snagged my weekend pass!
Get to treklongisland.com to purchase your discounted tickets today. Tomorrow prices will go up!
Trek Long Island
#longislandny #fanconvention #StarTrek
Trek Long Island
#longislandny #fanconvention #StarTrek
September 8, 2026 at 2:41 AM
Snagged my weekend pass!