tilly
@tillymonkfish.bsky.social
missing link between man and hog
why does he always look at me like this
October 1, 2026 at 10:56 AM
why does he always look at me like this
every time one of the characters says peters name in cais route i say petah out loud in the lois griffin voice. i also do this whenever he suddenly shows up onscreen
September 23, 2026 at 11:35 AM
every time one of the characters says peters name in cais route i say petah out loud in the lois griffin voice. i also do this whenever he suddenly shows up onscreen
launched up my copy of the new fire emblem and everyone had their dicks and balls out and shit and they were all having sex with each other so i check the game case and it turns out i actually bought another copy of fuck emblem again
September 17, 2026 at 2:54 PM
launched up my copy of the new fire emblem and everyone had their dicks and balls out and shit and they were all having sex with each other so i check the game case and it turns out i actually bought another copy of fuck emblem again
im payin for a dedicated valheim server does anyone want to play vikings with me
September 9, 2026 at 1:45 PM
im payin for a dedicated valheim server does anyone want to play vikings with me
took that american dialect test thats goin around and it was like fuck dude i dunno. boston. which like. sure man i guess that tracks yeah
September 5, 2026 at 8:17 PM
took that american dialect test thats goin around and it was like fuck dude i dunno. boston. which like. sure man i guess that tracks yeah
someone pickpocketed out my bluetooth earphones from my zipped up raincoat pocket at a museum in dublin which is pretty impressive but more impressive is that pocket also had my wallet but they somehow knew those things are worth more than what i have in my broke bitch account
August 30, 2026 at 7:51 PM
someone pickpocketed out my bluetooth earphones from my zipped up raincoat pocket at a museum in dublin which is pretty impressive but more impressive is that pocket also had my wallet but they somehow knew those things are worth more than what i have in my broke bitch account
ok update on this i came in for the new flavour today and they "accidentally" sent out the vegan alt which is made of cauliflower i think someone out back is concerned for my health
since the start of the week theres been this one bar/brewery doing a wing festival where for 20 bucks u get unlimited wings for an hour and a half and as a bit i decided to go every day and see how many i can demolish but they wont let me book in anymore bc it turns out the answer is too many
August 29, 2026 at 1:24 PM
ok update on this i came in for the new flavour today and they "accidentally" sent out the vegan alt which is made of cauliflower i think someone out back is concerned for my health
since the start of the week theres been this one bar/brewery doing a wing festival where for 20 bucks u get unlimited wings for an hour and a half and as a bit i decided to go every day and see how many i can demolish but they wont let me book in anymore bc it turns out the answer is too many
August 27, 2026 at 5:52 PM
since the start of the week theres been this one bar/brewery doing a wing festival where for 20 bucks u get unlimited wings for an hour and a half and as a bit i decided to go every day and see how many i can demolish but they wont let me book in anymore bc it turns out the answer is too many
*on the phone to someone labelled "da dim sleepa"* no the white house. hes in- hes in the fucking white house. how do you miss twice its fucking right there
August 26, 2026 at 4:50 PM
*on the phone to someone labelled "da dim sleepa"* no the white house. hes in- hes in the fucking white house. how do you miss twice its fucking right there
went in to ucd to check what supports id have if i wanted to do a masters and i was telling the lady i saw how and why the ucc disability support advocate ended up constantly dropping the ball on me and i could literally see by the look on her face that she was thinking aw jeez i also do that
August 26, 2026 at 2:30 PM
went in to ucd to check what supports id have if i wanted to do a masters and i was telling the lady i saw how and why the ucc disability support advocate ended up constantly dropping the ball on me and i could literally see by the look on her face that she was thinking aw jeez i also do that
*suddenly solemn, as if recalling words spoken long ago* for the lore. for the bit
August 26, 2026 at 11:20 AM
*suddenly solemn, as if recalling words spoken long ago* for the lore. for the bit
one of the things thats important about this one is from the premise ur expecting basically manic pixie dream girl fantasy and it isnt not that but as u read/watch u realise its actually a lot more about asking the question "what if there was a really tall older man who is like a puppy"
He’s sooooooooooooo cutie patootie
August 25, 2026 at 3:00 PM
one of the things thats important about this one is from the premise ur expecting basically manic pixie dream girl fantasy and it isnt not that but as u read/watch u realise its actually a lot more about asking the question "what if there was a really tall older man who is like a puppy"
on da bus reading the worst dogshit mangoes they have. this ones straight just pornography but theyre pretending like it isnt bc they dont show any weiners. tilting my phone towards the guy next to me so he knows im chill. theyre callin me the model modern millennial man
August 23, 2026 at 10:22 AM
on da bus reading the worst dogshit mangoes they have. this ones straight just pornography but theyre pretending like it isnt bc they dont show any weiners. tilting my phone towards the guy next to me so he knows im chill. theyre callin me the model modern millennial man
if they ever think about remaking the tellius games they should skip path of radiance and focus all their efforts on radiant dawn so they can make a game thats finished instead of a game thats radiant dawn
August 22, 2026 at 2:48 PM
if they ever think about remaking the tellius games they should skip path of radiance and focus all their efforts on radiant dawn so they can make a game thats finished instead of a game thats radiant dawn
little rat fuck chud son of mine got better so quick i started joking i should have let him die every time he started being a bastard and today he started throwing up and shitting blood again
August 19, 2026 at 3:18 PM
little rat fuck chud son of mine got better so quick i started joking i should have let him die every time he started being a bastard and today he started throwing up and shitting blood again
i dont think id have the stomach to work in animal welfare tbh. talked to a guy who does once and he said you spend a lot of time fighting the urge to beat people within an inch of their lives after you see what theyve done to the animals in their care
August 17, 2026 at 7:40 PM
i dont think id have the stomach to work in animal welfare tbh. talked to a guy who does once and he said you spend a lot of time fighting the urge to beat people within an inch of their lives after you see what theyve done to the animals in their care
suddenly finding a lot of grey hairs growing in around my sideburns its actually so over bros
August 15, 2026 at 6:14 PM
suddenly finding a lot of grey hairs growing in around my sideburns its actually so over bros
was up all night keeping him alive but since he survived to this morning he should be out of the danger zone. hes back in with the vet getting iv fluids and hes gonna be getting those until i pick him up around 6pm this evening. all things going as expected hes going to be fine
gonna have to bring him in tomorrow again and pay another 500 bc hes still shitting pure blood in frightening quantities and honestly im a LITTLE worried that maybe this vet doesnt know what theyre doing. good thing i dont actually have this money and will need to go apply for a loan or s/t
good news no poison bad news no shards so theyre just going iunno gastroenteritis or something thatll be 500 euros please
August 12, 2026 at 11:25 AM
was up all night keeping him alive but since he survived to this morning he should be out of the danger zone. hes back in with the vet getting iv fluids and hes gonna be getting those until i pick him up around 6pm this evening. all things going as expected hes going to be fine
gonna have to bring him in tomorrow again and pay another 500 bc hes still shitting pure blood in frightening quantities and honestly im a LITTLE worried that maybe this vet doesnt know what theyre doing. good thing i dont actually have this money and will need to go apply for a loan or s/t
good news no poison bad news no shards so theyre just going iunno gastroenteritis or something thatll be 500 euros please
he probably just got a shard of bone caught somewhere and hes gonna be fine but i gotta check and make sure the weird fashies next door who are always talking loudly about how vicious he is (theyve never interacted with him once) havent fucking thrown poison over the fence or something
August 11, 2026 at 8:12 PM
gonna have to bring him in tomorrow again and pay another 500 bc hes still shitting pure blood in frightening quantities and honestly im a LITTLE worried that maybe this vet doesnt know what theyre doing. good thing i dont actually have this money and will need to go apply for a loan or s/t
good news no poison bad news no shards so theyre just going iunno gastroenteritis or something thatll be 500 euros please
he probably just got a shard of bone caught somewhere and hes gonna be fine but i gotta check and make sure the weird fashies next door who are always talking loudly about how vicious he is (theyve never interacted with him once) havent fucking thrown poison over the fence or something
August 11, 2026 at 11:53 AM
good news no poison bad news no shards so theyre just going iunno gastroenteritis or something thatll be 500 euros please
back from dublin not two days and the dog is vomiting and shitting blood so i gotta rush out to the vet lol
August 11, 2026 at 8:28 AM
back from dublin not two days and the dog is vomiting and shitting blood so i gotta rush out to the vet lol
most of the time im cutting about in the gym vaguely ashamed to be lifting fatly but earlier this week i had a couple bisexual lads gassing me up telling me i was built like a lumberjack or s/t. tried to take a pic in the mirror and who do i see but that mfer dr eggman looking back at me
August 7, 2026 at 11:44 PM
most of the time im cutting about in the gym vaguely ashamed to be lifting fatly but earlier this week i had a couple bisexual lads gassing me up telling me i was built like a lumberjack or s/t. tried to take a pic in the mirror and who do i see but that mfer dr eggman looking back at me
theres 100% something u could make combining the italian paesano w/ the cutesy japanese slang honorific paisen but i am not clever enough to concoct it
August 7, 2026 at 1:21 PM
theres 100% something u could make combining the italian paesano w/ the cutesy japanese slang honorific paisen but i am not clever enough to concoct it
confession: i had only eaten sushi 1 time in my stupid chud life & it was some dogshit california roll at an all u can eat buffet so for years i was left wondering what all the fuss was about until literally yesterday when i had actual proper sushi for the first time & was like ok yeah i get it now
August 3, 2026 at 8:49 AM
confession: i had only eaten sushi 1 time in my stupid chud life & it was some dogshit california roll at an all u can eat buffet so for years i was left wondering what all the fuss was about until literally yesterday when i had actual proper sushi for the first time & was like ok yeah i get it now