TimberTop
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The artist formerly known as "The dumbest fucking person on Twitter" by Glenn Greenwald
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Hey legal and finance Bluesky:
I just got a court notice of a class action trial verdict against Elon Musk for manipulating the stock price of Twitter in 2022.
If you sold shares (or bought puts or sold calls) from May-Oct 2022, you can get some of Elon Musk's money.
Here are the docs.
I just got a court notice of a class action trial verdict against Elon Musk for manipulating the stock price of Twitter in 2022.
If you sold shares (or bought puts or sold calls) from May-Oct 2022, you can get some of Elon Musk's money.
Here are the docs.
October 1, 2026 at 8:23 PM
Hey legal and finance Bluesky:
I just got a court notice of a class action trial verdict against Elon Musk for manipulating the stock price of Twitter in 2022.
If you sold shares (or bought puts or sold calls) from May-Oct 2022, you can get some of Elon Musk's money.
Here are the docs.
I just got a court notice of a class action trial verdict against Elon Musk for manipulating the stock price of Twitter in 2022.
If you sold shares (or bought puts or sold calls) from May-Oct 2022, you can get some of Elon Musk's money.
Here are the docs.
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Someone should tell President Trump that the best way to turn the Iran War around and stick it to the Democrats this fall is to have Pete Hegseth lead an infantry charge that they'll air on live TV.
October 1, 2026 at 7:38 PM
Someone should tell President Trump that the best way to turn the Iran War around and stick it to the Democrats this fall is to have Pete Hegseth lead an infantry charge that they'll air on live TV.
Jimmy's Groove
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As a former pretentious little shit who grew out of it, rationalists (et al) annoy the piss out of me because they are adults with the mentality of tweens - they are somehow still convinced they are the greatest geniuses who have ever walked the earth.
It is the worldview of an arrogant baby.
It is the worldview of an arrogant baby.
September 26, 2026 at 9:06 PM
As a former pretentious little shit who grew out of it, rationalists (et al) annoy the piss out of me because they are adults with the mentality of tweens - they are somehow still convinced they are the greatest geniuses who have ever walked the earth.
It is the worldview of an arrogant baby.
It is the worldview of an arrogant baby.
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Calling it something like "Yemen's government in exile" would be more accurate. But to be honest, "Saudi-backed militias in Yemen's civil war" would be more descriptive.
September 25, 2026 at 9:10 AM
Calling it something like "Yemen's government in exile" would be more accurate. But to be honest, "Saudi-backed militias in Yemen's civil war" would be more descriptive.
I guess it’s a little too obscure to have a GIF… but Enchanted Scepter on a little Mac Classic.
What's your "origin" video game?
Most gamers have a lot of favorite games, sure, but there's always one that basically 𝘥𝘦𝘧𝘪𝘯𝘦𝘴 you.
I'm talking about the game that flipped that little switch in your brain and made into a life-long gamer.
So, which game is 𝙮𝙤𝙪𝙧𝙨?
Most gamers have a lot of favorite games, sure, but there's always one that basically 𝘥𝘦𝘧𝘪𝘯𝘦𝘴 you.
I'm talking about the game that flipped that little switch in your brain and made into a life-long gamer.
So, which game is 𝙮𝙤𝙪𝙧𝙨?
September 24, 2026 at 7:06 PM
I guess it’s a little too obscure to have a GIF… but Enchanted Scepter on a little Mac Classic.
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That's not possible. In 2025, the smartest person in history took complete control of federal government IT and his "DOGE" modernized and secured everything.
Right? Surely that wasn't just a data heist by a billionaire white nationalist and a bunch of 20-year-old freaks from neo-Nazi chatrooms?
Right? Surely that wasn't just a data heist by a billionaire white nationalist and a bunch of 20-year-old freaks from neo-Nazi chatrooms?
Hackers Say They Stole Thousands of Sensitive F.B.I. Personnel Records
The compromise, if confirmed, would be the latest in a string of cybersecurity failures at the F.B.I., which said it was investigating the matter.
www.nytimes.com
September 23, 2026 at 6:50 PM
That's not possible. In 2025, the smartest person in history took complete control of federal government IT and his "DOGE" modernized and secured everything.
Right? Surely that wasn't just a data heist by a billionaire white nationalist and a bunch of 20-year-old freaks from neo-Nazi chatrooms?
Right? Surely that wasn't just a data heist by a billionaire white nationalist and a bunch of 20-year-old freaks from neo-Nazi chatrooms?
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Next time I get married I’ll be sure to register for the private island and fireworks display and hope my dear friend who doesn’t speak my language and whom none of my other friends know will get it for me. alexzfinley.substack.com/p/i-need-bet...
I Need Better Friends
My friends gave me a toaster as a wedding gift. Trump family friends treat them to multi-day destination weddings, no strings attached (wink wink)
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September 20, 2026 at 1:59 PM
Next time I get married I’ll be sure to register for the private island and fireworks display and hope my dear friend who doesn’t speak my language and whom none of my other friends know will get it for me. alexzfinley.substack.com/p/i-need-bet...
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Trump has literally always been a 'uh yeah that gold sex jacuzzi is a business expense' tax cheat and SCOTUS is his new Allen Weisselberg.
September 20, 2026 at 1:22 PM
Trump has literally always been a 'uh yeah that gold sex jacuzzi is a business expense' tax cheat and SCOTUS is his new Allen Weisselberg.
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the worst part about this is that a lot of the damage will be permanent
by the time we can turn the research funding back on a lot of folks will have unsurprisingly and not unreasonably decided that they should leave this area of research because it will never be reliable
what a huge waste
by the time we can turn the research funding back on a lot of folks will have unsurprisingly and not unreasonably decided that they should leave this area of research because it will never be reliable
what a huge waste
NSF has reduced the research budget for all atmospheric, ocean, and earth sciences by ~80%.
80%!
A lot of us will not be conducting new research or training new students for the foreseeable future.
80%!
A lot of us will not be conducting new research or training new students for the foreseeable future.
September 17, 2026 at 12:57 AM
the worst part about this is that a lot of the damage will be permanent
by the time we can turn the research funding back on a lot of folks will have unsurprisingly and not unreasonably decided that they should leave this area of research because it will never be reliable
what a huge waste
by the time we can turn the research funding back on a lot of folks will have unsurprisingly and not unreasonably decided that they should leave this area of research because it will never be reliable
what a huge waste
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The real legacy of 9/11 is what we see happening in the US right now. Organizations purportedly formed to combat terrorism are being used by a demented sociopathic president to terrorize the citizens of the US, and turn the nation into a white supremacist dictatorship.
September 11, 2026 at 3:55 PM
The real legacy of 9/11 is what we see happening in the US right now. Organizations purportedly formed to combat terrorism are being used by a demented sociopathic president to terrorize the citizens of the US, and turn the nation into a white supremacist dictatorship.
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It was exactly ten years ago today, on my 33rd birthday, that I posted this comic online.
September 13, 2026 at 11:54 PM
It was exactly ten years ago today, on my 33rd birthday, that I posted this comic online.
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A reminder that evangelical doctrine, up to and including the wildly popular Left Behind book series where the Democratic president essentially does exactly this, has for decades insisted this is how the antichrist will reveal himself.
"Please right your right hand. I pledge to the greatest president in history that loves us so much he can't even breathe" -- in extremely culty scene, Trump has his supporters pledge to him that they will vote, then tells them they will "go to hell" if they don't
Here's the full sequence:
Here's the full sequence:
September 11, 2026 at 12:10 PM
A reminder that evangelical doctrine, up to and including the wildly popular Left Behind book series where the Democratic president essentially does exactly this, has for decades insisted this is how the antichrist will reveal himself.
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he got him. he finally fucking got him
September 3, 2026 at 6:30 AM
he got him. he finally fucking got him
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Exclusive from @propublica.org, details from inside USPS planning meetings that corroborate the whistleblower report warning of potential for mass disenfranchisement if mail voting regulations move forward for the midterms
NEW: www.propublica.org/article/mail...
NEW: www.propublica.org/article/mail...
New Mail Voting Rules Moved Forward Despite USPS Officials’ Concerns About Mass Disenfranchisement
In internal meetings, officials worried the rules they were drafting could delay or block ballots from reaching large swaths of eligible voters for the upcoming midterms.
www.propublica.org
September 2, 2026 at 2:01 PM
Exclusive from @propublica.org, details from inside USPS planning meetings that corroborate the whistleblower report warning of potential for mass disenfranchisement if mail voting regulations move forward for the midterms
NEW: www.propublica.org/article/mail...
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The thing is, the voter - even the conservative voter - has been presented with the choice of people with proven character...and they did not pick them.
They preferred the charlatan huckster who they knew was such. And there is nothing you can do to protect the People from their own lack of virtue.
They preferred the charlatan huckster who they knew was such. And there is nothing you can do to protect the People from their own lack of virtue.
August 30, 2026 at 12:22 AM
The thing is, the voter - even the conservative voter - has been presented with the choice of people with proven character...and they did not pick them.
They preferred the charlatan huckster who they knew was such. And there is nothing you can do to protect the People from their own lack of virtue.
They preferred the charlatan huckster who they knew was such. And there is nothing you can do to protect the People from their own lack of virtue.
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I give you a photo of a Cybertruck crushing a no parking cone taken in the reflective windows of Pete Hegseth’s Christian nationalist Church next to the newly opened Jersey Mikes on Pennsylvania Avenue
August 30, 2026 at 1:09 AM
I give you a photo of a Cybertruck crushing a no parking cone taken in the reflective windows of Pete Hegseth’s Christian nationalist Church next to the newly opened Jersey Mikes on Pennsylvania Avenue
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Us: An 80-something who was on TV.
Death: Shelley Fabares.
Us: No... one with lots of business interests.
Death: Dolly Parton!
Us: No!!! One who was in Home Alone 2!
Death: Tim Curry!
Us: NO! The leader of a country who's linked to the Epstein scandal!
Death: Oh! King Harald of Norway!
Us:
Death: Shelley Fabares.
Us: No... one with lots of business interests.
Death: Dolly Parton!
Us: No!!! One who was in Home Alone 2!
Death: Tim Curry!
Us: NO! The leader of a country who's linked to the Epstein scandal!
Death: Oh! King Harald of Norway!
Us:
August 28, 2026 at 8:51 AM
Us: An 80-something who was on TV.
Death: Shelley Fabares.
Us: No... one with lots of business interests.
Death: Dolly Parton!
Us: No!!! One who was in Home Alone 2!
Death: Tim Curry!
Us: NO! The leader of a country who's linked to the Epstein scandal!
Death: Oh! King Harald of Norway!
Us:
Death: Shelley Fabares.
Us: No... one with lots of business interests.
Death: Dolly Parton!
Us: No!!! One who was in Home Alone 2!
Death: Tim Curry!
Us: NO! The leader of a country who's linked to the Epstein scandal!
Death: Oh! King Harald of Norway!
Us:
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This is the sort of story that makes you say "Jesus Christ" in about four ways at once
Playboy founder Hugh Hefner notified the FBI of Jeffrey Epstein and reported that a Playmate was sexually abused and trafficked by the late financier, according to new court documents reported this week.
Hugh Hefner tried to warn the FBI about Epstein — new docs show they ignored him
Playboy founder Hugh Hefner notified the FBI of Jeffrey Epstein and reported that a Playmate was sexually abused and trafficked by the late financier, according to new court documents reported this week.The FBI reportedly ignored several of Hefner's tips about Epstein for 15 years, according to News...
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August 14, 2026 at 12:05 AM
This is the sort of story that makes you say "Jesus Christ" in about four ways at once
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