"As far as I'm concerned, the first thing you can do for me is to chuck all your medals into the biggest bin you can find, because you've never won any of them fairly."
September 25, 2026 at 1:57 PM
"As far as I'm concerned, the first thing you can do for me is to chuck all your medals into the biggest bin you can find, because you've never won any of them fairly."
If I was supreme leader of the world, on day 1 I’d make sure every eating establishment made it clear whether you are supposed to seat yourself or wait to be seated. Some may say I should use my incredible political power for something more significant. Those people will be imprisoned on day 2.
September 23, 2026 at 11:53 AM
If I was supreme leader of the world, on day 1 I’d make sure every eating establishment made it clear whether you are supposed to seat yourself or wait to be seated. Some may say I should use my incredible political power for something more significant. Those people will be imprisoned on day 2.
Sat on the Picadilly line through the middle of London and struggling to come to terms with the mobile data signal being much better than most of the east coast mainline.
September 18, 2026 at 7:58 PM
Sat on the Picadilly line through the middle of London and struggling to come to terms with the mobile data signal being much better than most of the east coast mainline.
Football partisanship/brainworms seems to have reached the level of an NHS Principal Lead Psychologist advocating for kicking people in the head. Properly bizarre.
September 6, 2026 at 11:14 PM
Football partisanship/brainworms seems to have reached the level of an NHS Principal Lead Psychologist advocating for kicking people in the head. Properly bizarre.
Gabriel Magalhães has played against Chelsea 12 times, never ending on the losing side - it's the most games an Arsenal player has ever played against them without suffering defeat.
September 6, 2026 at 5:49 PM
Helps if you can get away with kicking a player in the head.