Tim Hannan
@timhannan.bsky.social
The only thing that should be renamed after Trump.
September 19, 2026 at 2:19 PM
The only thing that should be renamed after Trump.
RFK Jr is the biggest beta for letting Trump destroy his uncle’s memorial.
September 18, 2026 at 5:01 PM
RFK Jr is the biggest beta for letting Trump destroy his uncle’s memorial.
I took a shit this morning that would be a better President than Donald Trump.
September 18, 2026 at 11:44 AM
I took a shit this morning that would be a better President than Donald Trump.
“They’re fucking the dogs. They’re fucking the cats.”
September 17, 2026 at 7:25 PM
“They’re fucking the dogs. They’re fucking the cats.”
We had to elect a rapist/pedophile/insurrectionist because gas prices were too high.
September 17, 2026 at 4:31 PM
We had to elect a rapist/pedophile/insurrectionist because gas prices were too high.
Ted Cruz’s entire political career is just an endless series of sentences utterly devoid of self-awareness.
September 16, 2026 at 1:15 PM
Ted Cruz’s entire political career is just an endless series of sentences utterly devoid of self-awareness.
How could people vote for a guy with 40 rape accusations and an insurrection under his belt? I’ll never fucking understand it.
September 15, 2026 at 7:53 PM
How could people vote for a guy with 40 rape accusations and an insurrection under his belt? I’ll never fucking understand it.
It should terrify everyone that this is the man in charge at such a pinnacle time in our history.
September 14, 2026 at 8:10 PM
It should terrify everyone that this is the man in charge at such a pinnacle time in our history.
Selling pardons should be the end of Trump’s Presidency but the Republican Party is now just a group of lawless criminals.
September 14, 2026 at 12:48 PM
Selling pardons should be the end of Trump’s Presidency but the Republican Party is now just a group of lawless criminals.
The reason AI is so dangerous is because of who wields it and that it was trained based on a very faulty and morally clouded species of hominids.
September 13, 2026 at 3:01 PM
The reason AI is so dangerous is because of who wields it and that it was trained based on a very faulty and morally clouded species of hominids.
President Goyslug “America wasn’t built on diversity.“
September 12, 2026 at 1:19 PM
President Goyslug “America wasn’t built on diversity.“
Donald Trump tried to put an innocent man in prison for ten years rather than just admit he was wrong about the damaged Reflection pool. You have to be an evil scumbag to do something like that.
September 12, 2026 at 1:04 AM
Donald Trump tried to put an innocent man in prison for ten years rather than just admit he was wrong about the damaged Reflection pool. You have to be an evil scumbag to do something like that.
Trump could send every American one of his turds and MAGA would eat that shit like candy. Bunch of brainwashed morons.
September 11, 2026 at 8:48 PM
Trump could send every American one of his turds and MAGA would eat that shit like candy. Bunch of brainwashed morons.
I love how Republicans need to pretend that Mamdani is President because Trump is such an epic failure.
September 11, 2026 at 1:07 PM
I love how Republicans need to pretend that Mamdani is President because Trump is such an epic failure.
Anyone attending Trumpapalooza is a fucking loser.
September 9, 2026 at 10:47 PM
Anyone attending Trumpapalooza is a fucking loser.
Donald Trump is the worst President in US History. No one even comes close. He makes GW Bush look good.
September 8, 2026 at 8:40 PM
Donald Trump is the worst President in US History. No one even comes close. He makes GW Bush look good.
Donald Trump raped kids with Jeffrey Epstein. Of course 3000+ dead on 9/11 don’t phase him.
September 8, 2026 at 7:01 PM
Donald Trump raped kids with Jeffrey Epstein. Of course 3000+ dead on 9/11 don’t phase him.
Donald Trump saw 9/11 like he sees everything. How can this benefit me?
September 8, 2026 at 2:03 PM
Donald Trump saw 9/11 like he sees everything. How can this benefit me?
The only thing Donald Trump did on 9/11 was celebrate that his building 40 Wall St was now the tallest building in lower Manhattan.
September 8, 2026 at 12:58 PM
The only thing Donald Trump did on 9/11 was celebrate that his building 40 Wall St was now the tallest building in lower Manhattan.
This is a Hitler-esque threat against our neighboring allies.
September 7, 2026 at 9:41 PM
This is a Hitler-esque threat against our neighboring allies.
The next President should change the name Trump to New Hitler.
September 7, 2026 at 2:45 AM
The next President should change the name Trump to New Hitler.
My two year old daughter would be a better President than Donald Trump and that’s even taking into consideration this being her favorite song.
September 6, 2026 at 1:54 PM
My two year old daughter would be a better President than Donald Trump and that’s even taking into consideration this being her favorite song.
President Goyslug gives an update on Iran.
September 5, 2026 at 2:46 PM
President Goyslug gives an update on Iran.
Small government/state rights conservatives are now cheering on federal voting lists and ICE at the polls.
September 3, 2026 at 9:21 PM
Small government/state rights conservatives are now cheering on federal voting lists and ICE at the polls.
I don’t know if Musk stole the 2024 election for Trump but there have been enough weird statements and testimony that it absolutely should be investigated.
September 3, 2026 at 3:38 PM
I don’t know if Musk stole the 2024 election for Trump but there have been enough weird statements and testimony that it absolutely should be investigated.