Taylor Swift needs to go to a poetry retreat instead of Travis Kelce's next game because wtf am I listening to right now
September 25, 2026 at 6:08 PM
Taylor Swift needs to go to a poetry retreat instead of Travis Kelce's next game because wtf am I listening to right now
Literally everyone hates him lmao
Vivek Ramaswamy tries to brag about speaking to the press: "When was the last time that Amy Acton gave you an opportunity to do what we're doing today and have done twice this week?"
Reporter: "Yesterday"
Reporter: "Yesterday"
September 23, 2026 at 9:07 PM
Literally everyone hates him lmao
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Your lib parents wish to inform MAGA that it’s called the Gulf of Mexico by dropping them into it from Black Hawks at 7,000 ft
I did not have the Woke Dirty War on my Trump II Bingo Card
This is frying me
September 21, 2026 at 7:37 PM
Your lib parents wish to inform MAGA that it’s called the Gulf of Mexico by dropping them into it from Black Hawks at 7,000 ft
I don't think she owns any other shoes
September 22, 2026 at 9:41 PM
I don't think she owns any other shoes
Today continues to be an absolute death spiral of music industry news
This year’s #VMA ’s will pay tribute to the late George Michael.
A tribute medley will be performed by RAYE, sombr, and Teddy Swims.
(www.rollingstone.com/music/music-...)
A tribute medley will be performed by RAYE, sombr, and Teddy Swims.
(www.rollingstone.com/music/music-...)
September 22, 2026 at 9:25 PM
Today continues to be an absolute death spiral of music industry news
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there are 70 million people for whom this is the biggest song in the world. they watch comedies called like "Wives of Jim" that have run for nine seasons. they're usually pretty affable in person. in 2024 they severed the fate of humanity because of egg prices
“Choosin’ Texas” by Ella Langley officially surpasses “All I Want For Christmas Is You” by Mariah Carey as the longest-running #1 hit in history (23 weeks).
September 22, 2026 at 6:00 PM
there are 70 million people for whom this is the biggest song in the world. they watch comedies called like "Wives of Jim" that have run for nine seasons. they're usually pretty affable in person. in 2024 they severed the fate of humanity because of egg prices
The time period for conversation of this type ended 2 months ago. If you're six weeks away from an election and still talking about hypothetical campaign strategies, you are flailing.
RNC Chair Joe Gruters: "We're gonna put the president front and centers, and we expect that to resonate with the American people"
September 22, 2026 at 3:43 PM
The time period for conversation of this type ended 2 months ago. If you're six weeks away from an election and still talking about hypothetical campaign strategies, you are flailing.
I think people severely underrate Brooke Rollins' odds of being the actual stupidest person in the clowncar cabinet right now
Brooke Rollins: "Instead of eating less beef as the price continued to rise, Americans began to eat more beef. And even though the price of a pound of ground beef was $6.50, most Americans say, 'I'm good with that. I want this protein for my family.' So they continue to buy."
September 21, 2026 at 6:47 PM
I think people severely underrate Brooke Rollins' odds of being the actual stupidest person in the clowncar cabinet right now
Why does this asshole continue to pop up as if anyone outside of New England gives a single fuck about him
NEW: Jared Golden's endorsement of Mike Lawler isn't angering all Democrats
One House Dem said Lawler isn't "beatable"
"I wish we’d spend money against people who 1) can lose and 2) would never cross the aisle," the lawmaker said
w/ @kadiagoba.bsky.social
www.washingtonsun.com/democrats-fu...
One House Dem said Lawler isn't "beatable"
"I wish we’d spend money against people who 1) can lose and 2) would never cross the aisle," the lawmaker said
w/ @kadiagoba.bsky.social
www.washingtonsun.com/democrats-fu...
Democrats Fume After Jared Golden Endorses a Republican in a Key Race
In an op-ed, Golden backed GOP Rep. Mike Lawler in one of the most competitive House races in the country.
www.washingtonsun.com
September 21, 2026 at 5:45 PM
Why does this asshole continue to pop up as if anyone outside of New England gives a single fuck about him
I saw that crashout happening in real time yesterday and unfollowed because I could tell in advance that it was absolutely going to end nowhere in the vicinity of a good place
September 20, 2026 at 3:14 PM
I saw that crashout happening in real time yesterday and unfollowed because I could tell in advance that it was absolutely going to end nowhere in the vicinity of a good place
Wtf even is this concert
You’ve probably seen Ed Sheeran’s (teleprompter-read, PR team-written) apology by now— here the part where he cried and apologized for the apology at the end of the concert👇🏽
September 20, 2026 at 2:48 PM
Wtf even is this concert
Having to threaten your own supporters into voting for your chosen candidate is definitely a good sign for that candidate
Trump: "We spent more than $2 billion in FEMA funding. You're waiting for some additional funding. I'm gonna get that to you. Now if Michael loses, I'm not sending it."
Crowd: *groans*
Crowd: *groans*
September 17, 2026 at 12:12 AM
Having to threaten your own supporters into voting for your chosen candidate is definitely a good sign for that candidate
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Ed Sheeran's tour bus.
September 15, 2026 at 9:28 PM
Ed Sheeran's tour bus.
Maybe one of the funniest people currently walking the earth
Meg Stalter is the Emmy. The “Hacks” star walked the blue carpet dressed as the ceremony’s trophy.
#MegStalter #Hacks #Emmys #EmmyAwards
#MegStalter #Hacks #Emmys #EmmyAwards
September 15, 2026 at 12:18 AM
Maybe one of the funniest people currently walking the earth
His music has hurt the ears of every grocery shopper or wedding attendee in America since 2014 and that doesn't seem to bother him much
Ed Sheeran reportedly told Macklemore that the words “Free Palestine” and the image of the Palestinian flag “hurt” many of the people he spoke with, adding that he doesn’t “take sides.”
September 14, 2026 at 7:47 PM
His music has hurt the ears of every grocery shopper or wedding attendee in America since 2014 and that doesn't seem to bother him much
Michigan vs Oklahoma feels like the JV match up before the varsity night game later
September 12, 2026 at 4:55 PM
Michigan vs Oklahoma feels like the JV match up before the varsity night game later
Two weeks after 9/11, the homecoming king and queen at my Ohio high school did their spotlight dance to a 9/11 remix of Enya's "Only Time", just in case anyone needed an example of how quickly the collective mourning period went from "appropriate" to "completely unhinged".
September 11, 2026 at 6:35 PM
Two weeks after 9/11, the homecoming king and queen at my Ohio high school did their spotlight dance to a 9/11 remix of Enya's "Only Time", just in case anyone needed an example of how quickly the collective mourning period went from "appropriate" to "completely unhinged".
This is some weird ass shit, even for them
Trump: "Please right your right hand. I pledge to the greatest president in the history of the United States. That loves us so much he can't even breath. That I will go out with my family, my friends, I'll do it any way - I don't care if I'm registered or not, I'm going to try to cheat like hell..."
September 11, 2026 at 4:06 AM
This is some weird ass shit, even for them
I told everyone that this shitbag deserves no sympathy, and I remain vindicated. He is just as gross as his ex son-in-law.
Sen. Bernie Moreno on the allegations that his daughter and grandchild were horrifically abused by US Rep. Max Miller: "This is not a political thing. I don't see this through the lens of politics ... I hope he gets the help he needs."
September 10, 2026 at 10:55 PM
I told everyone that this shitbag deserves no sympathy, and I remain vindicated. He is just as gross as his ex son-in-law.
John Fetterman now going door-to-door trying to shock people
EXCLUSIVE: Sen. John Fetterman is preparing to make a bombshell appearance tonight at the GOP convention in a video praising President Trump and Pennsylvania GOP Sen. Dave McCormick
Exclusive: Fetterman to praise Trump in bombshell GOP convention video
His stunning turn is a dramatic escalation in the senator's growing estrangement from Democrats.
www.axios.com
September 9, 2026 at 10:54 PM
John Fetterman now going door-to-door trying to shock people
Rushing the field after beating directional in-state school is poverty program behavior btw
ASDFGHJKL holy shit they gave Michigan another chance and they did it
September 6, 2026 at 3:14 AM
Rushing the field after beating directional in-state school is poverty program behavior btw
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Fortnite players doing better journalism than the New York Times
September 5, 2026 at 1:07 AM
Fortnite players doing better journalism than the New York Times