Tim in Des Moines
@timindesmoines.bsky.social
Cat dad. Better-halfed by @goddesshanna.bsky.social #Cubsin4. Wilds. Steelers. Cyclones. Tired. FDJT✊
Avatar from The Oatmeal, banner by me
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Cooper will always be bebe 💔
Marcus Foligno's hair is in regular season form
September 26, 2026 at 2:33 AM
Marcus Foligno's hair is in regular season form
One day I hope the doctor at Walter Reed who gets Cheetoman tells his story like this
youtu.be/2wcI10CNuxU?...
youtu.be/2wcI10CNuxU?...
'In Japan, Heart Surgeon Number 1' - The Office US
YouTube video by The Office
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September 23, 2026 at 8:53 PM
One day I hope the doctor at Walter Reed who gets Cheetoman tells his story like this
youtu.be/2wcI10CNuxU?...
youtu.be/2wcI10CNuxU?...
And never once managed to be funny
September 22, 1994 "Friends" sitcom created by David Crane and Marta Kauffman debuts on NBC, starring Jennifer Aniston, Courteney Cox, Lisa Kudrow, Matt LeBlanc, Matthew Perry and David Schwimmer.
September 23, 2026 at 4:40 AM
And never once managed to be funny
I don't understand how any of the Cubs pitching coaches have a job
September 23, 2026 at 3:44 AM
I don't understand how any of the Cubs pitching coaches have a job
People with ADHD brains, have you ever thought randomly about a song you'd only heard a couple times, and in that moment you had to hear it, but all you could remember was a few notes of the chorus and a G♯7 chord that twists my ear just right. No? Just me?
September 18, 2026 at 6:09 AM
People with ADHD brains, have you ever thought randomly about a song you'd only heard a couple times, and in that moment you had to hear it, but all you could remember was a few notes of the chorus and a G♯7 chord that twists my ear just right. No? Just me?
Have you ever taken a 🥬 sleep gummy, put on some choral hymns, and done some puzzles? It's like a warm blanket for the brain
September 10, 2026 at 2:07 AM
Have you ever taken a 🥬 sleep gummy, put on some choral hymns, and done some puzzles? It's like a warm blanket for the brain
I thought this said DEEZ
Pride of the Southland band.🎶🎵🎸🏈
Halftime in memory of Dolly Parton.🧡🙏🏼🎶🎵🧡
Halftime in memory of Dolly Parton.🧡🙏🏼🎶🎵🧡
September 7, 2026 at 5:28 AM
I thought this said DEEZ
Reading about Lindsay Clancy case. I’m convinced none of the men commenting that the case set women’s right back 100 years have never brought a woman to climax
September 5, 2026 at 3:31 AM
Reading about Lindsay Clancy case. I’m convinced none of the men commenting that the case set women’s right back 100 years have never brought a woman to climax
I am convinced Alan Cumming is *not* playing a character on Traitors
August 31, 2026 at 12:07 AM
I am convinced Alan Cumming is *not* playing a character on Traitors
McDonald’s breakfast burrito, but burrito supreme sized
August 26, 2026 at 5:49 AM
McDonald’s breakfast burrito, but burrito supreme sized
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face down in his catnip pouches. absolutely lost in the sauce
August 23, 2026 at 2:28 PM
face down in his catnip pouches. absolutely lost in the sauce
I had a dream the other night that I was watching a movie starring David Tennant in full Scottish accent and Tom Hardy as the muscle. It was some kind of war revenge story where they captured their past aggressors and killed them justly. I don’t remember much else but Tennant was very good.
August 24, 2026 at 12:23 AM
I had a dream the other night that I was watching a movie starring David Tennant in full Scottish accent and Tom Hardy as the muscle. It was some kind of war revenge story where they captured their past aggressors and killed them justly. I don’t remember much else but Tennant was very good.
After he died, Tupac did more to prove that he's still alive than Mitch McConnell has since he went to the hospital.
August 18, 2026 at 6:14 AM
After he died, Tupac did more to prove that he's still alive than Mitch McConnell has since he went to the hospital.
Abdul El-Sayed sounds like Obama if he was ready to drop hands
August 12, 2026 at 4:26 AM
Abdul El-Sayed sounds like Obama if he was ready to drop hands
I don’t remember having this as a kid but this flashlight light saber thing was in my box of stuff from home. Biz approves and he wants to get it
August 7, 2026 at 3:06 AM
I don’t remember having this as a kid but this flashlight light saber thing was in my box of stuff from home. Biz approves and he wants to get it
In line at the pharmacy drive thru and the car in front of me has a “plants>pills” sticker
August 4, 2026 at 9:04 PM
In line at the pharmacy drive thru and the car in front of me has a “plants>pills” sticker
The Green Kilometer
Downplay a book or movie
“To Piss Off a Mockingbird”
“To Piss Off a Mockingbird”
Downplay a book or movie:
"The ok Gatsby "
"The ok Gatsby "
August 4, 2026 at 6:40 AM
The Green Kilometer
If you know who these characters are, it's time to consider scheduling a colonoscopy
July 22, 2026 at 1:54 AM
If you know who these characters are, it's time to consider scheduling a colonoscopy
Me and my frendo while the other two wrassle on the other half of the couch
July 22, 2026 at 12:13 AM
Me and my frendo while the other two wrassle on the other half of the couch
Without saying your age, what’s your favourite movie that came out when you were 18?
July 21, 2026 at 3:03 AM
Without saying your age, what’s your favourite movie that came out when you were 18?
Reposted by Tim in Des Moines
Reposted by Tim in Des Moines
Reposted by Tim in Des Moines
Vanquished by the baby you washed is some Athena bullshit
July 19, 2026 at 10:16 PM
Vanquished by the baby you washed is some Athena bullshit
Reposted by Tim in Des Moines
That Fernandez tackle…
July 19, 2026 at 9:12 PM
That Fernandez tackle…
