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September 22, 2026 at 3:16 PM
I'm so tired of purity politics. Can we actually win back congress before we shoot each other in the backs?
August 1, 2026 at 5:34 PM
Taking cooking advice from a guy jacked up on roids who cuts off the penis's of roadkill probably isn't the best idea, but if you are interested, here is USA Today normalizing him. www.usatoday.com/story/news/p...
Exclusive: RFK Jr. hosting a new cooking show with celebrity chefs
HHS Secretary Robert F. Kennedy Jr., in an exclusive interview, says he will be 'reintroducing' Americans to cooking again in a new series.
www.usatoday.com
July 31, 2026 at 3:47 AM
Let's check in on how 2024's protest vote is going today.
July 24, 2026 at 9:31 PM
Parents should be charged with manslaughter for reckless endangerment if they refuse the Vitamin K shot. Not being hyperbolic. We need to stop treating stupid beliefs and actions that harm others as some deep moral value that needs to be respected. www.propublica.org/article/more...
Babies Are Bleeding to Death as Parents Reject a Vitamin Shot Given at Birth
A lifesaving injection given at birth to prevent severe bleeding has become collateral damage of the anti-vaccine movement.
www.propublica.org
July 24, 2026 at 5:24 PM
The transfer is never dignified if the orange turd is in attendance. Our soldiers deserve better than Trump/Hegseth.
July 22, 2026 at 9:38 PM
WHO IS DOING THIS
July 16, 2026 at 1:58 PM
So he's going to charge the rest of the world to clean up the mess he made?
July 13, 2026 at 3:01 PM
This encapsulates the entirety of both Trump administrations.
July 8, 2026 at 12:12 AM
Platner should withdraw. He should have withdrawn a long time ago. But please don't lose sight of the fact that at least most of us aren't waving it off, unlike the right who were far more unified in going to bat for their r*pists. Shit ain't perfect, but it's something.
July 7, 2026 at 8:06 PM
Well unfortunately he didn't expire.
July 5, 2026 at 4:00 AM
I don't care if his estate approved it or not. This puppeteering the dead shit is absolutely disgusting. It being a competition show makes it so much fucking worse. www.nbcnews.com/pop-culture/...
A golden ticket for AI: Netflix re-creates Gene Wilder’s voice for new ‘Willy Wonka’ show
The streamer said it received the consent of the late actor’s estate for its new competition series, which will debut in September.
www.nbcnews.com
June 30, 2026 at 11:34 PM
If it wasn't abundantly clear before, it should be now, the Supreme Court is working against American interests and Democrats need to run on reforming the court: expansion, term limits, etc., everything should be on the table.
June 30, 2026 at 2:34 PM
I really can't think of a more poorly handled "negotiation" ever in history. It's absolute amateur hour here.
June 29, 2026 at 8:03 PM
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Again, there are fewer than 20 people in DC who could end the lawless authoritarianism immediately, & all of them are Republicans, & they still get free passes every day while everyone yells at The Democrats & fights internal Democratic Party factional battles in the face of fascism:
Yes, we’re looking at you, Lisa Murkowski & Susan Collins & Thom Tillis, you absolute oath-violating cowards.
These 5 people could caucus with the Democrats, giving them a majority & firmly opposing the fascism, any time. It might be nice for an enterprising journalist to ask them why they keep not doing this every day as the crimes & corruption continue & John Thune refuses to fulfill his oath of office.
June 25, 2026 at 10:16 AM
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Jimmy Kimmel has announced that Rosie O'Donnell will temporarily guest-host his late-night show during his two-month sabbatical starting this month. She will be one of several guest hosts.

Kimmel knows Trump probably hates O'Donnell more than Kimmel.

Masterful trolling. 5 out of 5 stars. No notes.
June 20, 2026 at 11:21 PM
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SCHLAPP: Who wants to see impeachment hearings?

CPAC CROWD: *cheers*

SCHLAPP: No. That was the wrong answer.
March 27, 2026 at 4:24 PM
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It's sad for all Americans that we have to celebrate the 250th anniversary of our great nation with the most corrupt, evil president in our history.
March 26, 2026 at 7:09 PM
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SCHIFF: I don't want to hold up the rest of what DHS does, so I've fully supported vote after vote to fund TSA

KERNEN: That's a carve out. It's not a clean bill, which has been business as usual

SCHIFF: Well, business as usual right now is people getting killed in the streets. So I'm not for that
March 25, 2026 at 1:28 PM
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Total jobs gained:

🔵 Last 13 months of Biden: 1.4M.
🔴 First 13 months of Trump: 198K.
March 6, 2026 at 7:02 PM
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Boebert: Have you reviewed any Epstein files that were released that you believe reference or relate to those specific 2016 claims regarding the Podesta emails Comet ping pong pizza used as code possibly.

Clinton: Pizzagate was totally made up. I can't believe you're even referencing it
March 2, 2026 at 9:09 PM