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Keely Briar
@tinydinosaurs.bsky.social
Just a saluki dog-thing from Los Angeles. wooooofwooofwooofwooof
Super gay lesbian bisexual pan queer+
Cross-stitch fiend 🪡 hashtag furry hashtag MMA BJJ master (idiot) L.A. girl but a dude.
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My kid got bit at school today and they sent home a "biting incident report" and I nearly lost it when I saw these checkboxes
These are great resources for telling us which wave of species-specfic furry porn is about to hit in the new year
October 1, 2026 at 3:01 AM
My kid found this and said its "the elf on the shelf"

(We dont do elf on the shelf in our house)
September 30, 2026 at 2:56 AM
Tired of working with people my age taking up *really desireable postions* who keep making excuses for being lazy - and then say "well, this is how gen-z works"

No. Gen-z works their ass off. They would love to have your job. And they'd do it better too.
September 29, 2026 at 9:24 PM
I hate when she looks at me like this
September 28, 2026 at 1:09 AM
How i sleep at night with all my haters out there
September 28, 2026 at 12:37 AM
Its wierd to live in the city and look over to your neighbors yard and see this
September 27, 2026 at 9:50 PM
I need both of them to hit me with a car
September 24, 2026 at 2:23 AM
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🌮🐇 @snowballbunny.bsky.social 🐇🐇🐇🐇
August 15, 2026 at 9:10 PM
ADHD thoughts during important work meetings
September 23, 2026 at 9:56 PM
I need to find the polished black shaft
Becoming increasingly more interested in the ads and personals in the back of flying saucer magazine than the actual articles lol. these are all from the late 50s and my god do I need that flying saucer chart
September 23, 2026 at 6:57 PM
"Reluctantly" having a Halloween party again this year.

Who wants to go
September 23, 2026 at 4:41 AM
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October 27, 2025 at 4:59 AM
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Sitting down to play 6 hours of Mahjong on Yakuza - i grab my mug full of Diet Coke...
December 29, 2025 at 9:15 PM
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You better fucking believe I'm spiraling
March 8, 2026 at 7:41 PM
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September 20, 2026 at 10:47 PM
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This picture of the Pope at his 40th birthday party is everything to me.x
September 21, 2026 at 5:41 PM
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What did Keith Haring mean by this?
August 28, 2023 at 10:16 PM
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☕️💋
August 13, 2026 at 6:19 PM
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🦴 🤎
September 21, 2026 at 3:24 PM
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🤎🎵🌿
July 25, 2026 at 9:02 PM
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Quaker Salty Surfers were part of a line of corn chips that were apparently a product of "Quakers Nibble Division," each with their own specific aesthetic. Cornskis (Soviet), Dippy Canoes (Native American) and these, with a 60's beach party aesthetic. The slogan for the line? "Tis Noble to Nibble"
September 4, 2026 at 12:45 AM
Some kids mom:
"We are raising him early 90s style: no internet, no tablets, no streaming, no activities after school, hes free to do what he wants! He needs to live in boredom and discover himself!"

Me:
"So huffing glue out by the derelict shipping warehouse like we used to do. Gotchu."
September 20, 2026 at 5:21 AM
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August 2, 2026 at 5:32 PM
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Did... did the heartless do this!?
August 19, 2026 at 5:06 PM
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September 6, 2026 at 4:06 AM