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Kevin McCarthy is getting his own portrait unveiled In the halls of Congress, with a big ceremony and color guard, etc…
The worst Speaker of the House in history, that Kevin McCarthy?
The nobody that did nothing?
yeah him.
The worst Speaker of the House in history, that Kevin McCarthy?
The nobody that did nothing?
yeah him.
September 15, 2026 at 7:19 PM
Kevin McCarthy is getting his own portrait unveiled In the halls of Congress, with a big ceremony and color guard, etc…
The worst Speaker of the House in history, that Kevin McCarthy?
The nobody that did nothing?
yeah him.
The worst Speaker of the House in history, that Kevin McCarthy?
The nobody that did nothing?
yeah him.
The guy that suddenly breaks out a guitar when the plane has been stopped for more than 10 minutes.
The Palestinian people deserve our discomfort, Ed. They deserve to be on our breath because the voices of white people can carry their cries to people in the world who need to hear them, despite how uneasy it makes them...
johnpavlovitz.substack.com/p/hey-ed-she...
johnpavlovitz.substack.com/p/hey-ed-she...
Hey, Ed Sheeran, Palestine Is Dying In White Silence Like Yours.
Hey Ed Sheeran,
johnpavlovitz.substack.com
September 15, 2026 at 6:24 PM
The guy that suddenly breaks out a guitar when the plane has been stopped for more than 10 minutes.
Trump will handle the Ai crisis just like he handled the Covid crisis.
He’ll play it up at first, then pretend it’s not happening, then he’ll give it some arbitrary date (probably a holiday) that he’ll fix it or it will end.
All the while he tries to profit.
Then he’ll blame it on Biden.
He’ll play it up at first, then pretend it’s not happening, then he’ll give it some arbitrary date (probably a holiday) that he’ll fix it or it will end.
All the while he tries to profit.
Then he’ll blame it on Biden.
September 15, 2026 at 6:12 PM
Trump will handle the Ai crisis just like he handled the Covid crisis.
He’ll play it up at first, then pretend it’s not happening, then he’ll give it some arbitrary date (probably a holiday) that he’ll fix it or it will end.
All the while he tries to profit.
Then he’ll blame it on Biden.
He’ll play it up at first, then pretend it’s not happening, then he’ll give it some arbitrary date (probably a holiday) that he’ll fix it or it will end.
All the while he tries to profit.
Then he’ll blame it on Biden.
I once bought a Bob Mackie.
It was attached to an expensive Barbie doll that I bought my ex-wife for Xmas. I drove to three places, all over town… found one and paid a fortune for it.
Afterwards, it went into a storage container and never a mention of it except for a line item in the divorce.
It was attached to an expensive Barbie doll that I bought my ex-wife for Xmas. I drove to three places, all over town… found one and paid a fortune for it.
Afterwards, it went into a storage container and never a mention of it except for a line item in the divorce.
September 15, 2026 at 5:28 PM
I once bought a Bob Mackie.
It was attached to an expensive Barbie doll that I bought my ex-wife for Xmas. I drove to three places, all over town… found one and paid a fortune for it.
Afterwards, it went into a storage container and never a mention of it except for a line item in the divorce.
It was attached to an expensive Barbie doll that I bought my ex-wife for Xmas. I drove to three places, all over town… found one and paid a fortune for it.
Afterwards, it went into a storage container and never a mention of it except for a line item in the divorce.
Is Mitch okay??
You ever seen the Hall of Presidents at Disney?
You ever seen the Hall of Presidents at Disney?
September 15, 2026 at 5:17 PM
Is Mitch okay??
You ever seen the Hall of Presidents at Disney?
You ever seen the Hall of Presidents at Disney?
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Just updated my whole iLife to OS27.
Nice!
Nice!
September 15, 2026 at 1:52 PM
Just updated my whole iLife to OS27.
Nice!
Nice!
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Looking good, Senator! Welcome back!
September 15, 2026 at 11:51 AM
Looking good, Senator! Welcome back!
The REAL reason he won’t wear a tan suit.
September 15, 2026 at 11:38 AM
The REAL reason he won’t wear a tan suit.
Kentucky should get its money back for the last 90 days it went Senatorless.
September 15, 2026 at 11:35 AM
Kentucky should get its money back for the last 90 days it went Senatorless.
What world are we living in again?
Banning reporters from using video?
[Every reporter now shows up wearing Meta sunglasses]
Banning reporters from using video?
[Every reporter now shows up wearing Meta sunglasses]
The senator arrived in a wheelchair and spoke to reporters who were barred from recording video of his remarks.
McConnell Returns To Senate After Three-Month Absence (Photos)
The senator arrived in a wheelchair and spoke to reporters who were barred from recording video of his remarks.
www.forbes.com
September 15, 2026 at 11:01 AM
What world are we living in again?
Banning reporters from using video?
[Every reporter now shows up wearing Meta sunglasses]
Banning reporters from using video?
[Every reporter now shows up wearing Meta sunglasses]
Did you just shit your pants, Mitch? Are you feeling better?
Safe to say the people of Kentucky are not being represented properly
September 15, 2026 at 10:53 AM
Did you just shit your pants, Mitch? Are you feeling better?
Although Mitch McConnell cannot speak or move, his aides have assured us that he can still vote by blinking twice.
September 15, 2026 at 1:26 AM
Although Mitch McConnell cannot speak or move, his aides have assured us that he can still vote by blinking twice.
When asked if he’s glad to be back:
“I’m going to Disneyland!"
“I’m going to Disneyland!"
September 15, 2026 at 1:13 AM
When asked if he’s glad to be back:
“I’m going to Disneyland!"
“I’m going to Disneyland!"
I’ll be quite honest, I’m a bit pissed, and very very dIsappointed that Mitch is still with us.
I‘d gotten used to him being gone.
It’s like they took one of the wins out of our column and put it in back in theirs.
I guess the flip side is that he’s still around to make new memes about.
I‘d gotten used to him being gone.
It’s like they took one of the wins out of our column and put it in back in theirs.
I guess the flip side is that he’s still around to make new memes about.
September 15, 2026 at 1:03 AM
I’ll be quite honest, I’m a bit pissed, and very very dIsappointed that Mitch is still with us.
I‘d gotten used to him being gone.
It’s like they took one of the wins out of our column and put it in back in theirs.
I guess the flip side is that he’s still around to make new memes about.
I‘d gotten used to him being gone.
It’s like they took one of the wins out of our column and put it in back in theirs.
I guess the flip side is that he’s still around to make new memes about.
I grew up, just up the coast from these. We always called them the concrete titties as we drove by them on I5.
It never really made sense to me to put something as precarious as a nuke plant right next to the ocean, where something can go from really bad to really worse.
Why not in the desert?
It never really made sense to me to put something as precarious as a nuke plant right next to the ocean, where something can go from really bad to really worse.
Why not in the desert?
The decommissioned San Onofre nuclear power plant holds 3.6 million pounds of radioactive waste. Storm-driven erosion exposes California coast's vulnerability, reviving questions about storing nuclear waste 100 feet from the Pacific
www.latimes.com/environment/...
www.latimes.com/environment/...
September 15, 2026 at 12:53 AM
I grew up, just up the coast from these. We always called them the concrete titties as we drove by them on I5.
It never really made sense to me to put something as precarious as a nuke plant right next to the ocean, where something can go from really bad to really worse.
Why not in the desert?
It never really made sense to me to put something as precarious as a nuke plant right next to the ocean, where something can go from really bad to really worse.
Why not in the desert?
Mitch McConnell brought to you by Tony’s Taxidermy.
September 15, 2026 at 12:15 AM
Mitch McConnell brought to you by Tony’s Taxidermy.
Kentucky…They’re not sending their best people.
McConnell spent weeks in recovery before explaining he was "briefly unconscious" following the fall that sent him to the hospital and a weeks-long recovery process. n.pr/4dBw3lk
Mitch McConnell returns to Senate after fall that led to an extended medical absence
McConnell spent weeks in recovery before explaining he was "briefly unconscious" following the fall that sent him to the hospital and a weeks-long recovery process.
n.pr
September 14, 2026 at 11:53 PM
Kentucky…They’re not sending their best people.
Wheeling out the corpse, doesn’t prove he’s alive.
Mitch McConnell is seen for the first time in months via CNN's Annie Grayer
September 14, 2026 at 11:11 PM
Wheeling out the corpse, doesn’t prove he’s alive.
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Small potatoes
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Trump really doesn't mind if US troops get killed as long as it doesn't interrupt his nap or lunch with Natalie
@toddlambert.com
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They kill a couple, we kill a couple, no big deal
@hansmolman.bsky.social
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Small potatoes
jungkafka.bsky.social
@jungkafka.bsky.social
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Trump really doesn't mind if US troops get killed as long as it doesn't interrupt his nap or lunch with Natalie
@toddlambert.com
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They kill a couple, we kill a couple, no big deal
Trump excuses Xi for helping Iran kill US troops 👇
Q: On the topic of Xi, we recently reported Chinese entities may have provided Iranians w/ satellite imagery of airbases in Jordan--
TRUMP: He's behaved reasonably well. When they say China spies on us, I say, you're right, and we spy on them too.
Q: On the topic of Xi, we recently reported Chinese entities may have provided Iranians w/ satellite imagery of airbases in Jordan--
TRUMP: He's behaved reasonably well. When they say China spies on us, I say, you're right, and we spy on them too.
September 14, 2026 at 8:29 PM
hansmolman.bsky.social
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Small potatoes
jungkafka.bsky.social
@jungkafka.bsky.social
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Trump really doesn't mind if US troops get killed as long as it doesn't interrupt his nap or lunch with Natalie
@toddlambert.com
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They kill a couple, we kill a couple, no big deal
@hansmolman.bsky.social
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Small potatoes
jungkafka.bsky.social
@jungkafka.bsky.social
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Trump really doesn't mind if US troops get killed as long as it doesn't interrupt his nap or lunch with Natalie
@toddlambert.com
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They kill a couple, we kill a couple, no big deal
It’s like being stuck in a car doing 85mph in the rain, low visibility, and the driver is blowing sick vape clouds with the window rolled up.
Your 'bonus moment of doom' for today:
"it is unimaginable that any month in the last few thousand years, maybe 100,000 years, has more [Precipitable water] in the atmosphere than August 2026."
www.theclimatebrink.com/p/the-atmosp...
"it is unimaginable that any month in the last few thousand years, maybe 100,000 years, has more [Precipitable water] in the atmosphere than August 2026."
www.theclimatebrink.com/p/the-atmosp...
The Atmosphere Just Set a Water Vapor Record
More water vapor means more rocket fuel for extreme rain — so this record is not good news
www.theclimatebrink.com
September 14, 2026 at 6:12 PM
It’s like being stuck in a car doing 85mph in the rain, low visibility, and the driver is blowing sick vape clouds with the window rolled up.
OH, so now there are price increases?
The economy isn’t roaring and this isn’t the golden age?
The economy isn’t roaring and this isn’t the golden age?
September 14, 2026 at 5:45 PM
OH, so now there are price increases?
The economy isn’t roaring and this isn’t the golden age?
The economy isn’t roaring and this isn’t the golden age?
I have a sneaky feeling that Ai is going to end up saving the world.
We’re all hating on it now, but when it ends the billionaire class structure, restructures government and creates utopia while it saves and betters lives... everyone will be shocked.
You saw the prediction here first.
We’re all hating on it now, but when it ends the billionaire class structure, restructures government and creates utopia while it saves and betters lives... everyone will be shocked.
You saw the prediction here first.
September 14, 2026 at 5:23 PM
I have a sneaky feeling that Ai is going to end up saving the world.
We’re all hating on it now, but when it ends the billionaire class structure, restructures government and creates utopia while it saves and betters lives... everyone will be shocked.
You saw the prediction here first.
We’re all hating on it now, but when it ends the billionaire class structure, restructures government and creates utopia while it saves and betters lives... everyone will be shocked.
You saw the prediction here first.