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Lefty,
Man United since birth, Seahawks since 80's
Celtic and Eagles
Anti extremism
Related to Mo?
October 7, 2026 at 11:10 AM
Sounds like our neighbours doorbell alarm. £19.99 @Argos.
"Can it crack someone's skull open and feast on the goo inside, Kemi?"
"Yes it can, Nick"
"I'm not a defence expert."

Even by Kemi Badenoch's lamentable standards, this is agonising. Just give thanks she will never, ever be Prime Minister. 🙏

#politicslive
October 7, 2026 at 5:13 AM
56 years since my 1st United match (21/4/70 Sheffield wed H) I think I've performed all those dances at some stage.
This guy got people from around the world to teach him their favourite dance moves.

📹Ed People
October 5, 2026 at 7:36 AM
Can JacobRimsMoggs please make themselves known.
I need to follow him.
One of these people is telling the truth...
October 5, 2026 at 7:29 AM
Permission granted!
My daughter is just about to start the Manchester half marathon. She’s running for Alzheimers research after my mum was diagnosed this year. She’s only just started running. I couldn’t be more proud of her. She has lost 7 stone and turned her health around. Permission to cry? 😢
October 4, 2026 at 4:47 PM
Super proud of my youngest, finishing her #ManchesterHalfMarathon today.
Great atmosphere, and she raised over £500 for #Alzheimer’s
October 4, 2026 at 4:45 PM
Too early to utter Motty's illustrious line,
"NAME
ON
THE
CUP"
?
GOAL FOR FC! Matty Grivosti makes it three!

🟡 WTFC 0 - 3 FCUM 🔴 | 85’
October 3, 2026 at 4:10 PM
October 1, 2026 at 2:10 PM
September 30, 2026 at 12:15 PM
To be fair I've often hidden my face when I'm about to let out a guffaw.
Not quite Simon Schama, is it?
Trump: "You call it United Kingdom, Britain, they call it sometimes England. They go back to the old. It's got more names than any other place in the world."
September 22, 2026 at 9:39 PM
...to Old Traffooord to see United....
September 22, 2026 at 9:34 PM
Spot on Mr. Lineker.
But do you think the knuckledraggers in our society will understand?
September 22, 2026 at 2:55 PM
Trump to the Burnmaster

Greenland doesn't have a McDonald's...

yet!
We say nappies, you say diapers.
September 22, 2026 at 9:52 AM
Owen of all people.

Rio you plonker.

Carlos, why did he leave?

Fergie time!

So many talking points
September 22, 2026 at 9:47 AM
Alexandra Park, Moss Side circa 1968 with big bro' in nets
September 22, 2026 at 9:26 AM
That's nowt. I was at a Bolton v Burnley game early 90s.(don't ask why)
Trotters sang 'WHO NEEDS CANTONA, WE'VE GOT DAVID LEE'
Chanting "We all hate Leeds scum" at football matches that don't involve Leeds United?
#lufc
September 22, 2026 at 9:18 AM
This was my 1st footie shirt.
Growing up in 60's Moss Side.
Me Mam stitched a #10 on the back.
September 22, 2026 at 7:01 AM
Reposted
It's really hard to keep mustering up excitement for this club every week. It's always small peaks here and there, then deep valleys afterwards. They just manage to get your hopes up and then it's just crushed over and over again. Why should we fight for this club the players and management wont?
September 16, 2026 at 9:03 PM
We were schooled.
Shocker.
Shit show
September 16, 2026 at 9:05 PM
September 12, 2026 at 2:10 PM
Reposted
Uncanny
September 10, 2026 at 12:07 PM
Reposted
"Says it all really - two tier Reform"
via Eric Jones
September 9, 2026 at 7:45 AM
Shouldn't be giving tips but what is a real vote winner is sticking an 'O' at the end of your name. Zio, Robbo, Suello.
Tim Montgomerie suggests a leadership challenge is underway in Reform.
A Zia Yusuf v Robert Jenrik v Suella Braverman contest would be a joy to behold.
September 9, 2026 at 8:46 AM
I consider myself tolerant of all religions but discrimination like this in Paris loses Hinduism any credibility.
Shame on them.
Paris's Eiffel Tower has reopened following a staff strike. Workers protested after female employees were temporarily sidelined during a private visit by a Hindu delegation. Management called the exclusion a major mistake, and city officials are now investigating the incident.
September 9, 2026 at 5:18 AM
SMILE?
Freakin me out man!
Smile !
September 7, 2026 at 5:39 PM