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Trump High School Gym Rally Disaster Is A Sign Of Good Things To Come For America
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Trump High School Gym Rally Disaster Is A Sign Of Good Things To Come For America
Trump’s Ohio rally was a sign of whats to come. MAGA’s death is imminent.
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October 5, 2026 at 4:45 PM
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Hollywood’s New Dance
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Hollywood’s New Dance
Good morning: In today’s edition of The Industry, we look at:
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October 5, 2026 at 4:44 PM
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SNL is back!
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SNL is back!
Just in time for the Midterms!
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October 5, 2026 at 4:29 PM
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Eric Schmitt Hospitalized After Walking Into Wall
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Eric Schmitt Hospitalized After Walking Into Wall
Yet another setback for the embattled lawmaker.
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October 5, 2026 at 4:19 PM
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TRUMP FATIGUE SYNDROME: I'M FUCKING KNACKERED, HOW ABOUT YOU?
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TRUMP FATIGUE SYNDROME: I'M FUCKING KNACKERED, HOW ABOUT YOU?
Four weeks out from the midterms, a bloke at the arse end of the world admits he's had a gutful, and reckons you might have too.
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October 5, 2026 at 4:17 PM
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JAMM: Trump Cracks Under Midterm Madness Edition
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JAMM: Trump Cracks Under Midterm Madness Edition
Bad News And Ugly Attacks
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October 5, 2026 at 4:14 PM
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Bless Jack Smith For Breaking MAGA With A T-Shirt
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Bless Jack Smith For Breaking MAGA With A T-Shirt
Suck it, losers.
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October 5, 2026 at 4:11 PM
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THE DAILY · MON OCTOBER 5, 2026 · 3 ITEMS
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THE DAILY · MON OCTOBER 5, 2026 · 3 ITEMS
Power, drawn to scale.
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October 5, 2026 at 4:08 PM
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Steven Croman’s Seven-Year Epstein Connection
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Steven Croman’s Seven-Year Epstein Connection
Steven Croman was known as Jeffrey Epstein’s neighbor. The records show years of meetings, continued contact and David Mitchell repeatedly connecting them.
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October 4, 2026 at 8:12 PM
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SATURDAY SCOREBOARD, EPISODE SIX: Carney’s A Nobel Favourite. Trump Can’t Stay Awake. Jack Smith Massacred MAGA. Reality 10, Trump 0.
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SATURDAY SCOREBOARD, EPISODE SIX: Carney’s A Nobel Favourite. Trump Can’t Stay Awake. Jack Smith Massacred MAGA. Reality 10, Trump 0.
He dozed off insulting Canada, botched basic math to TIME, and watched his own FBI brass bolt. Ten stories, ten Ls, 31 days left.
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October 4, 2026 at 8:10 PM
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JUST OUT: Epstein Didn't Kill Himself, New Report Likely to Find
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JUST OUT: Epstein Didn't Kill Himself, New Report Likely to Find
Democrats take the lead in Texas and Alaska Senate races, Trump can't fill half an arena in Alabama, and Alito admits he's eyeing the exit
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October 4, 2026 at 8:10 PM
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AMERICA WILL NEVER BE SOCIALIST, SAYS THE DUMB FUCK WHO JUST BOUGHT A TENTH OF INTEL
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AMERICA WILL NEVER BE SOCIALIST, SAYS THE DUMB FUCK WHO JUST BOUGHT A TENTH OF INTEL
A remedial economics lesson for the Commissar of Mar-a-Lardo, with the 2008 receipts stapled to his thick-as-a-brick noggin.
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October 4, 2026 at 8:09 PM
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Jared Kushner's Denial Explained: What He Said, What He Left Out, and Why He's Terrified
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Jared Kushner's Denial Explained: What He Said, What He Left Out, and Why He's Terrified
His fund owns the biggest stake in an Israeli giant tied to the arms industry. He calls it Vanguard. Here's the truth. Jared Kushner is an arms dealing, insider trading, future defendant of Nuremberg.
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October 4, 2026 at 7:57 PM
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TRUMP IS TRYING TO BUY THE MIDTERMS WITH OUR OWN MONEY
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TRUMP IS TRYING TO BUY THE MIDTERMS WITH OUR OWN MONEY
Trump promises $5,000 to every adult citizen if Republicans keep Congress. Our money. His political payoff. But it’s just another LIE.
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October 4, 2026 at 7:56 PM
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Seven Days of Chaos: Inside Trump's Worst Week Yet
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Seven Days of Chaos: Inside Trump's Worst Week Yet
Good morning, and welcome to Sunday Reflections.
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October 4, 2026 at 7:55 PM
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Thou Shalt Not Believe Trump’s Lies
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Thou Shalt Not Believe Trump’s Lies
Your check is not in the mail.
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October 4, 2026 at 7:52 PM
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NOT ALL FUCKING HEROS WEAR CAPES. SOMETIMES THEY WEAR SWEATERS
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October 4, 2026 at 7:50 PM
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Anne Hathaway’s Win, Tom Cruise’s Loss
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Anne Hathaway’s Win, Tom Cruise’s Loss
Box Office Trends 10/2
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October 4, 2026 at 7:48 PM
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The Daily Dean Newsletter: Thursday, October 1, 2026
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The Daily Dean Newsletter: Thursday, October 1, 2026
Blame Canada season begins · Jack Smith’s MAGA massacre · Trump’s SI domain grift · Grok now gets your passport · The US Banned imaginary Canadian tequila
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October 2, 2026 at 9:26 PM
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Thou Shalt Put Hegseth In Prison For His War Crimes
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Thou Shalt Put Hegseth In Prison For His War Crimes
Dear Humans,
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October 2, 2026 at 9:24 PM
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Trump Would Pardon Aides But Doesn’t Specify Crimes
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Trump Would Pardon Aides But Doesn’t Specify Crimes
The Narativ | Know Sooner — 🕊️ Pardon Plan · 🪖 Musk Taskforce · 📉 Red-State Panic · 🤖 Pledge Rules · 🏦 Banker Interview · 💉 Pike Survives
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October 2, 2026 at 9:21 PM
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THE DAILY · THU OCTOBER 1, 2026 · 4 ITEMS
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THE DAILY · THU OCTOBER 1, 2026 · 4 ITEMS
Power, drawn to scale.
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October 2, 2026 at 9:20 PM
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The War on Competence
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The War on Competence
Putting the worst in charge
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October 2, 2026 at 9:15 PM
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“Dance With The One Who Brung Ya”
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“Dance With The One Who Brung Ya”
Republican candidates may be stuck with the wrong partner
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October 2, 2026 at 9:14 PM
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Your Daily Four Star
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Your Daily Four Star
1 OCT 2026
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October 2, 2026 at 9:13 PM