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tomious.bsky.social
Tommy tomious
@tomious.bsky.social
Mentally stable
Everything I say is 100% truthful and authentic to who i am with no layer of irony or sarcasm
Pinned
I am completely normal and can be trusted with a social media platform that allows me to publicly post my every thought
The puppet master will start posting here again
August 14, 2026 at 11:39 AM
Why isn’t he responding to me :,)
July 5, 2026 at 12:51 PM
I don’t use someone’s pronouns when they go by any pronouns I just don’t refer to them #antiwoke!
June 20, 2026 at 10:56 AM
It’s pride month and I haven’t even sucked a cock yet this month
June 20, 2026 at 10:54 AM
If a restaurant is all you can eat does that mean I can eat the furniture?
April 14, 2026 at 11:23 AM
Need a toxic e-girl to tell me to kill myself in valorant team chat
March 21, 2026 at 4:53 PM
Im politically non binary
The idea of ascribing a label to yourself to sum up everything you believe in is stupid it traps you in a box you’ll never get out of and when something new appears you’ll end up leaning more towards what “your side” says instead of actually thinking or looking into it
March 10, 2026 at 8:01 AM
Parrots are the most racist animal cause they are the only animal capable of saying the n word
March 6, 2026 at 4:21 AM
Y’all ever pull up some porn and you fuck with it on an aesthetic level like it don’t even turn you on but the lighting the angle the aesthetics of it are just on point and you admire it like a piece of art
March 4, 2026 at 5:01 AM
I found a crocodile in my bathroom and now she is my best friend ever I bet you don’t have an awesome pet crocodile like me!
February 19, 2026 at 6:50 AM
“Epic island vacation” he knew what was going on on the island and he decided to ask for an invite and refer to it as epic island fucking epic island
February 1, 2026 at 6:02 AM
Chinese finger traps but two people put their dicks inside of them instead and it just becomes awkward
January 23, 2026 at 9:35 AM
“Well what would happen if you were gay in Palestine”

I don’t know probably get hit by an Israeli airstrike?
January 7, 2026 at 2:57 AM
Apparently giving money to egirls on the internet does not come under charity on my tax write off fuck this stupid baka government
January 6, 2026 at 4:12 AM
Is there a way to wear an ahegao hoodie in a tasteful way where the fit actually goes hard or will I just look like a degenerate gooner if I wear one
January 5, 2026 at 11:01 PM
Whatever you do don’t Google 67!
December 31, 2025 at 2:42 AM
Going through my camera roll deleting old videos to free up my storage and I found a video of me explaining who world of t-shirts is to my dad
December 29, 2025 at 3:00 AM
Trump would be a fat loser freak chud if he was rich and powerful
December 29, 2025 at 1:29 AM
How it feels to have all the swag and yet no swag at the same time
December 29, 2025 at 1:21 AM
Even if ur a fat chuddy loser you have hope for romantic partners don’t let anyone tell you otherwise!
December 28, 2025 at 4:58 AM
Being autistic is awesome cause I’m allowed to get up to silly shenanigans and goof around with no social repercussion whereas if I was neurotypical I’d be labelled as childish and immature
December 27, 2025 at 1:47 PM
Pro masochist tip:
Call random people on the street slurs and they’ll beat the shit out of you 🤭
December 26, 2025 at 10:37 PM
Christmas stats
12 pints
3 double whisky’s
1 Bailey’s

Pretty cool Christmas
More tame than I expected
Early night
Gn bluesky
December 26, 2025 at 12:04 AM
Capitalism sounds cool in theory but in reality it sucks ass
December 20, 2025 at 1:33 PM
Talking to people online is so much better than talking to ppl irl cause ppl online can’t smell my rancid body Oder and tell me to shower through a screen but ppl irl do
December 16, 2025 at 1:30 AM