Tommy Hawkins
@tommyhawkins.bsky.social
Theme Park Outsider
Social Media Manager
Coach
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Social Media Manager
Coach
Friend
Lover
Going where the permits take me on this layout, not just copying artwork. New skill unlocked
September 29, 2026 at 6:38 PM
Going where the permits take me on this layout, not just copying artwork. New skill unlocked
My latest layout prediction for the UK park. Grading map has a forbidden journey sized pad at the three o'clock position which is disappointing. My excitement for this park is evaporating at the prospect of 20 yo clones
September 15, 2026 at 10:08 PM
My latest layout prediction for the UK park. Grading map has a forbidden journey sized pad at the three o'clock position which is disappointing. My excitement for this park is evaporating at the prospect of 20 yo clones
Classic Kbrew self owning @rob.nitro230.com
September 15, 2026 at 10:07 PM
Classic Kbrew self owning @rob.nitro230.com
Villains Land & Piston Peak
This is based on the models and images released publicly, with permits confirming my work. I think it has a modest expansion pad NW of the plot
Hypothetical NFL expansion plot included.
This is based on the models and images released publicly, with permits confirming my work. I think it has a modest expansion pad NW of the plot
Hypothetical NFL expansion plot included.
August 28, 2026 at 1:06 PM
Villains Land & Piston Peak
This is based on the models and images released publicly, with permits confirming my work. I think it has a modest expansion pad NW of the plot
Hypothetical NFL expansion plot included.
This is based on the models and images released publicly, with permits confirming my work. I think it has a modest expansion pad NW of the plot
Hypothetical NFL expansion plot included.
The D23 Cruella situation explained:
August 17, 2026 at 2:17 PM
The D23 Cruella situation explained:
June 19, 2026 at 5:33 PM
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No lie, it’s been a dream to be included in the TPEI so when I say I’m honoured I’m not lying.
Also my post is still doing numbers in the very niche theme park community and I love you guys! I also love my pizza box.
Also my post is still doing numbers in the very niche theme park community and I love you guys! I also love my pizza box.
NEW: TPEI is back and looking at the big Disney and Universal news.
Including: Our Long National Nightmare Being Over at Galaxy's Edge, the return of a Disney Icon, theme park social media accounts getting hacked, amazing art and MORE!!
touringplans.com/blog/theme-p...
Including: Our Long National Nightmare Being Over at Galaxy's Edge, the return of a Disney Icon, theme park social media accounts getting hacked, amazing art and MORE!!
touringplans.com/blog/theme-p...
Theme Park Enjoyment Index for JANUARY 2026 | TouringPlans.com Blog
The Theme Park Enjoyment Index (TPEI) is a monthly look at the events that have made an impact, both positive and negati
touringplans.com
February 3, 2026 at 3:55 PM
No lie, it’s been a dream to be included in the TPEI so when I say I’m honoured I’m not lying.
Also my post is still doing numbers in the very niche theme park community and I love you guys! I also love my pizza box.
Also my post is still doing numbers in the very niche theme park community and I love you guys! I also love my pizza box.
Where and how could Daddy Josh D'Amaro build a fifth gate at Disney World? Can find out below.
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tommythemed.substack.com/p/a-comprehe...
A Comprehensive Master Plan for a Fifth Gate at Walt Disney World
This article presents a comprehensive planning framework for a potential fifth theme park at Walt Disney World, drawing on district planning documents, land suitability analysis & modern park design
tommythemed.substack.com
February 3, 2026 at 3:26 PM
Where and how could Daddy Josh D'Amaro build a fifth gate at Disney World? Can find out below.
tommythemed.substack.com/p/a-comprehe...
tommythemed.substack.com/p/a-comprehe...
January 29, 2026 at 9:05 PM
I'd really like you to check out my friends' new release , first for 20 years. Placebo fans will recognise the drummer
youtu.be/avbb5Ix_oqE?...
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Colour of Fire - All The Wolves I Have Known (Official Music Video)
YouTube video by Colour of Fire
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January 29, 2026 at 2:14 AM
I'd really like you to check out my friends' new release , first for 20 years. Placebo fans will recognise the drummer
youtu.be/avbb5Ix_oqE?...
youtu.be/avbb5Ix_oqE?...
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This article by @derekburgan.bsky.social is a fun look back at 2025. With photos also selected by Tommy Hawkins ... and nominated by readers like you!
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touringplans.com/blog/saturda...
SATURDAY SIX Presents: Our Favorite @bioreconstruct Photos of 2025 | TouringPlans.com Blog
Benjamin Franklin once wrote, "in this world, nothing is certain except death and taxes." However, over the years I have
touringplans.com
January 3, 2026 at 2:20 PM
This article by @derekburgan.bsky.social is a fun look back at 2025. With photos also selected by Tommy Hawkins ... and nominated by readers like you!
touringplans.com/blog/saturda...
touringplans.com/blog/saturda...
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Merry Christmas lovely people. Something to read before you pass out on the sofa
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December 25, 2025 at 8:34 PM
Merry Christmas lovely people. Something to read before you pass out on the sofa
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Came here to check on @rob.nitro230.com after the devastating news about Chili's MCO. Sorry for you loss
a woman is holding a microphone and saying and i feel god in this chili 's tonight
ALT: a woman is holding a microphone and saying and i feel god in this chili 's tonight
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December 26, 2025 at 7:06 PM
Came here to check on @rob.nitro230.com after the devastating news about Chili's MCO. Sorry for you loss
Merry Christmas lovely people. Something to read before you pass out on the sofa
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December 25, 2025 at 8:34 PM
Merry Christmas lovely people. Something to read before you pass out on the sofa
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Universal Studios Great Britain just got planning permission. This country is finally gonna have a proper theme park. On the 2 year anniversary of us dropping the bombshell no less
December 16, 2025 at 12:29 PM
Universal Studios Great Britain just got planning permission. This country is finally gonna have a proper theme park. On the 2 year anniversary of us dropping the bombshell no less
In shock over Rob Reiner
December 15, 2025 at 1:05 PM
In shock over Rob Reiner
Ended up writing a follow up instead of an update, you all have about 6-12 hours before what I've written expires and a new big announcement comes along like last time
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December 10, 2025 at 3:26 PM
Ended up writing a follow up instead of an update, you all have about 6-12 hours before what I've written expires and a new big announcement comes along like last time
open.substack.com/pub/tommythe...
open.substack.com/pub/tommythe...
Also the plans are for a defacto extension of Kirkman road by upgraded Trade show road with bus lane you can partly see that here on my Catchlight Crossings overlay @lentesta.bsky.social
December 8, 2025 at 6:32 PM
Also the plans are for a defacto extension of Kirkman road by upgraded Trade show road with bus lane you can partly see that here on my Catchlight Crossings overlay @lentesta.bsky.social
If anyone wants to see the (likely) route for UOR transport project that @lentesta.bsky.social is talking about on this weeks Disney Dish Pod
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EPIC RFQ Transport Link - Google My Maps
EPIC RFQ Transport Link
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December 8, 2025 at 5:19 PM
If anyone wants to see the (likely) route for UOR transport project that @lentesta.bsky.social is talking about on this weeks Disney Dish Pod
www.google.com/maps/d/viewe...
www.google.com/maps/d/viewe...
Happy Thanksgiving to my American theme park family - this year has been worst of my life so the love & support I got really helped. I appreciate you all. ♥️ Also thankful for all the kind words with tommythemed.substack.com it means so much. Anyway, back to a regular Thur in 🇬🇧
Tommy’s Substack | Tommy Hawkins | Substack
My personal Substack. Click to read Tommy’s Substack, by Tommy Hawkins, a Substack publication with hundreds of subscribers.
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November 27, 2025 at 3:10 PM
Happy Thanksgiving to my American theme park family - this year has been worst of my life so the love & support I got really helped. I appreciate you all. ♥️ Also thankful for all the kind words with tommythemed.substack.com it means so much. Anyway, back to a regular Thur in 🇬🇧
The algorithm in The Bad Place is working overtime to find all the morons today
November 19, 2025 at 7:54 PM
The algorithm in The Bad Place is working overtime to find all the morons today
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Can finally stop reading about transit and road capacity in Toronto and focus on my main dopamine hit - solving theme park capacity issues.
Part 1 is out!
I had to split it up because it's such a big topic. Good news is Part 2 is already half written
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I had to split it up because it's such a big topic. Good news is Part 2 is already half written
open.substack.com/pub/tommythe...
November 15, 2025 at 12:22 AM
Can finally stop reading about transit and road capacity in Toronto and focus on my main dopamine hit - solving theme park capacity issues.
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Do you like theme parks? Do you like logistics? Well, this substack is some grade-a catnip for you.
Part 1 is out!
I had to split it up because it's such a big topic. Good news is Part 2 is already half written
open.substack.com/pub/tommythe...
I had to split it up because it's such a big topic. Good news is Part 2 is already half written
open.substack.com/pub/tommythe...
November 14, 2025 at 11:45 PM
Do you like theme parks? Do you like logistics? Well, this substack is some grade-a catnip for you.
Reposted by Tommy Hawkins
A theme park article based on concrete data and sound logic? I love it!
Part 1 is out!
I had to split it up because it's such a big topic. Good news is Part 2 is already half written
open.substack.com/pub/tommythe...
I had to split it up because it's such a big topic. Good news is Part 2 is already half written
open.substack.com/pub/tommythe...
November 14, 2025 at 6:28 PM
A theme park article based on concrete data and sound logic? I love it!
Part 1 is out!
I had to split it up because it's such a big topic. Good news is Part 2 is already half written
open.substack.com/pub/tommythe...
I had to split it up because it's such a big topic. Good news is Part 2 is already half written
open.substack.com/pub/tommythe...
November 14, 2025 at 5:57 PM
Part 1 is out!
I had to split it up because it's such a big topic. Good news is Part 2 is already half written
open.substack.com/pub/tommythe...
I had to split it up because it's such a big topic. Good news is Part 2 is already half written
open.substack.com/pub/tommythe...