Dr. Töntig Rotfuchs
@tontigfox.bsky.social
Fox. Automotive engineer. Beer consumer. Traveller. ❤️ Synth Fox
Remember that time in 1970 when Eurovision made everyone perform in front of a Trapper Keeper?
September 17, 2026 at 12:50 AM
Remember that time in 1970 when Eurovision made everyone perform in front of a Trapper Keeper?
The voices speak to me.
September 13, 2026 at 8:46 PM
The voices speak to me.
The car chase scene from "The China Syndrome" except the bad guys chasing Jack Lemmon are listening to "Holiday Road" by Lindsey Buckingham
August 30, 2026 at 12:47 AM
The car chase scene from "The China Syndrome" except the bad guys chasing Jack Lemmon are listening to "Holiday Road" by Lindsey Buckingham
Come on… we all know Dan ❤️’s whoever he Dan well pleases.
August 15, 2026 at 11:06 PM
Come on… we all know Dan ❤️’s whoever he Dan well pleases.
So far, Motorweek has outlasted the Confederacy by 40 years and I think that says something.
August 7, 2026 at 8:41 PM
So far, Motorweek has outlasted the Confederacy by 40 years and I think that says something.
Behind the Scenes: Yamaha deciding what completely random product they want to make
July 31, 2026 at 11:43 PM
Behind the Scenes: Yamaha deciding what completely random product they want to make
“Creep” by Radiohead, but it’s actually “Crêpe” because I’m hungry.
July 19, 2026 at 5:07 PM
“Creep” by Radiohead, but it’s actually “Crêpe” because I’m hungry.
Does anyone have the number for customer service? I’m not completely satisfied and I’d like my money back.
July 16, 2026 at 12:04 PM
Does anyone have the number for customer service? I’m not completely satisfied and I’d like my money back.
Accidentally set off the alarm to the office and the local police department doesn’t have the common courtesy to send the police dog so I can pet them.
For shame!
For shame!
June 18, 2026 at 12:05 PM
Accidentally set off the alarm to the office and the local police department doesn’t have the common courtesy to send the police dog so I can pet them.
For shame!
For shame!
I DONT KNOW WHAT WERE YELLING ABOUT!
June 11, 2026 at 7:05 PM
I DONT KNOW WHAT WERE YELLING ABOUT!
This is not my office!
June 11, 2026 at 5:23 PM
This is not my office!
I don’t know who needs to hear this, but Comic Sans and Curlz should never, ever be a possible option in drafting software. Ever.
June 10, 2026 at 4:19 PM
I don’t know who needs to hear this, but Comic Sans and Curlz should never, ever be a possible option in drafting software. Ever.
Hackers,
If you’re going to take down part of a company’s system, take down Teams as well!
If I’m going to be unproductive, I want to be completely unproductive!
If you’re going to take down part of a company’s system, take down Teams as well!
If I’m going to be unproductive, I want to be completely unproductive!
May 20, 2026 at 2:08 PM
Hackers,
If you’re going to take down part of a company’s system, take down Teams as well!
If I’m going to be unproductive, I want to be completely unproductive!
If you’re going to take down part of a company’s system, take down Teams as well!
If I’m going to be unproductive, I want to be completely unproductive!
All rarer woodwind instruments such as the contrabassoon, the English horn, the bass Clarinet, and the bass flute should be categorized as "Weirdwind instruments".
May 19, 2026 at 12:27 PM
All rarer woodwind instruments such as the contrabassoon, the English horn, the bass Clarinet, and the bass flute should be categorized as "Weirdwind instruments".
Reposted by Dr. Töntig Rotfuchs
May 16, 2026 at 9:41 PM
Time to play “How wrong am I?” for the something-th Eurovision in a row.
May 16, 2026 at 9:43 PM
Time to play “How wrong am I?” for the something-th Eurovision in a row.
Happy “Of course I’ve got a TV Licence, why would I lie about that?” day!
May 16, 2026 at 9:13 PM
Happy “Of course I’ve got a TV Licence, why would I lie about that?” day!
On today’s episode of “I honestly have no idea what I’m doing”: I’m directing a show!
May 13, 2026 at 6:52 PM
On today’s episode of “I honestly have no idea what I’m doing”: I’m directing a show!
Wow, it’s only been a week and it already looks like they’re trying to hold a seance.
May 10, 2026 at 2:36 PM
Wow, it’s only been a week and it already looks like they’re trying to hold a seance.
If you don’t like Superman ice cream, you can fuck off to Ohio!
May 5, 2026 at 12:31 AM
If you don’t like Superman ice cream, you can fuck off to Ohio!
Project Manager: Can I get a status update on [project]?
Me:
Me:
April 27, 2026 at 3:06 PM
Project Manager: Can I get a status update on [project]?
Me:
Me:
And they have this game where you put in a dollar and you win four quarters.
I win every time!
I win every time!
April 18, 2026 at 6:59 PM
And they have this game where you put in a dollar and you win four quarters.
I win every time!
I win every time!
NWS: Tornado Warning
Me, in the kitchen, about to start dinner: I have chicken and a knife. I’m in my safe space!
Me, in the kitchen, about to start dinner: I have chicken and a knife. I’m in my safe space!
April 4, 2026 at 10:51 PM
NWS: Tornado Warning
Me, in the kitchen, about to start dinner: I have chicken and a knife. I’m in my safe space!
Me, in the kitchen, about to start dinner: I have chicken and a knife. I’m in my safe space!