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One day, mild-mannered Tony Cowdrill was bitten by a radioactive man. He now has all the powers of a man. HIS NAME... IS MAN-MAN! (Battling his arch-nemesis,
Dr All-That-Shit-That-Needs Doing!)
Dr All-That-Shit-That-Needs Doing!)
The Pet Shop Boys are rush-releasing a new single, dedicated to Tottenham Hotspur fans, called "What Have We Won With De Zerbi?".
September 13, 2026 at 11:06 AM
The Pet Shop Boys are rush-releasing a new single, dedicated to Tottenham Hotspur fans, called "What Have We Won With De Zerbi?".
Because they were so radioactive, the remains of Marie Curie were dug up in 1951, and placed into a new coffin that was lined with curium. That way, she would always be in her element.
September 12, 2026 at 11:23 PM
Because they were so radioactive, the remains of Marie Curie were dug up in 1951, and placed into a new coffin that was lined with curium. That way, she would always be in her element.
July 11, 2026 at 1:16 PM
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Why would anyone be surprised? #FIFA are bending over backwards to appease the #USA by ignoring the very rules that they are supposed to be upholding. Article 27 my arse. Beyond shameless. I was only watching the matches in Canada and Mexico anyway - that ends now.
Why would anyone be surprised? #FIFA are bending over backwards to appease the #USA by ignoring the very rules that they are supposed to be upholding. Article 27 my arse. Beyond shameless. I was only watching the matches in Canada and Mexico anyway - that ends now.
World Cup 2026: US striker Folarin Balogun's one-game red card ban suspended by Fifa
Folarin Balogun is available to play for the United States in their World Cup last-16 tie against Belgium after his one-game ban is suspended by Fifa.
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July 5, 2026 at 6:11 PM
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Why would anyone be surprised? #FIFA are bending over backwards to appease the #USA by ignoring the very rules that they are supposed to be upholding. Article 27 my arse. Beyond shameless. I was only watching the matches in Canada and Mexico anyway - that ends now.
Why would anyone be surprised? #FIFA are bending over backwards to appease the #USA by ignoring the very rules that they are supposed to be upholding. Article 27 my arse. Beyond shameless. I was only watching the matches in Canada and Mexico anyway - that ends now.
Marvel Studios has confirmed that "Avengers: Doomsday" will be even longer than originally announced. Every 25 minutes there will be an intermission of three minutes, during which audience members will be expected to raise both arms aloft, in what is being referred to as a Hail Hydration break.
June 24, 2026 at 10:20 AM
Marvel Studios has confirmed that "Avengers: Doomsday" will be even longer than originally announced. Every 25 minutes there will be an intermission of three minutes, during which audience members will be expected to raise both arms aloft, in what is being referred to as a Hail Hydration break.
Why was that Netflix show called "Stranger Things," when it didn't happen at sea?
February 13, 2026 at 7:13 PM
Why was that Netflix show called "Stranger Things," when it didn't happen at sea?
Why did the Greggs chicken slice cross the road?
Obviously the fault of the pastryarchy.
Obviously the fault of the pastryarchy.
February 12, 2026 at 11:16 AM
Why did the Greggs chicken slice cross the road?
Obviously the fault of the pastryarchy.
Obviously the fault of the pastryarchy.
Spare a thought for this man. Until recently, he made a fortune from the credits of the various TV shows in the Law & Order franchise, named in his honour. Now they are out of copyright and in the public domain, he is now reduced to doing the weather on regional British TV. We feel for you, sir.
December 14, 2025 at 11:00 PM
Spare a thought for this man. Until recently, he made a fortune from the credits of the various TV shows in the Law & Order franchise, named in his honour. Now they are out of copyright and in the public domain, he is now reduced to doing the weather on regional British TV. We feel for you, sir.
A sausage roll is just a handheld beef Wellington. I shall be taking no questions.
November 19, 2025 at 12:24 PM
A sausage roll is just a handheld beef Wellington. I shall be taking no questions.
It has been confirmed that in the movie "Wicked: For Good," the part of Dorothy Gale will be played by Liam Neeson.
He was hired because he has a particular set of heels.
He was hired because he has a particular set of heels.
November 18, 2025 at 3:13 PM
It has been confirmed that in the movie "Wicked: For Good," the part of Dorothy Gale will be played by Liam Neeson.
He was hired because he has a particular set of heels.
He was hired because he has a particular set of heels.
If you are feeling low, just remember: inside you, there are two wolves. Now look at how badly Wolves are doing this season. There's your explanation.
November 14, 2025 at 11:50 PM
If you are feeling low, just remember: inside you, there are two wolves. Now look at how badly Wolves are doing this season. There's your explanation.
If Pizza Hut has folded, is it now Calzone Hut?
October 21, 2025 at 12:10 PM
If Pizza Hut has folded, is it now Calzone Hut?
@avfcstatto.bsky.social I have been wondering for a long while - what are the stats for Villa when it compares to average points per Premier League match when the game is shown live on TV? Especially when compared to other teams? It has always felt to me as though we do worse than most teams.
September 19, 2025 at 3:12 PM
@avfcstatto.bsky.social I have been wondering for a long while - what are the stats for Villa when it compares to average points per Premier League match when the game is shown live on TV? Especially when compared to other teams? It has always felt to me as though we do worse than most teams.
These fellas painting the English flag on roundabouts are just Fathers 4 Justice now that the kids have grown up.
September 7, 2025 at 10:05 AM
These fellas painting the English flag on roundabouts are just Fathers 4 Justice now that the kids have grown up.
Ever hear about the contrary professional poet?
They charge you, per verse.
(Doesn't quite work when written down. Damn.)
They charge you, per verse.
(Doesn't quite work when written down. Damn.)
September 7, 2025 at 10:02 AM
Ever hear about the contrary professional poet?
They charge you, per verse.
(Doesn't quite work when written down. Damn.)
They charge you, per verse.
(Doesn't quite work when written down. Damn.)
I mean, I know it's sarcasm... and yet...
August 20, 2025 at 8:26 AM
I mean, I know it's sarcasm... and yet...
I hate the wokes. Yeah, can't stand them. Annoying little sh¡ts. Can't even understand most of what they're saying. Hiding out in forests, chucking wooden spears, physically overpowering Imperial Stormtroopers... no, wait. Sorry, that's not the wokes, is it? That's the Ewoks.
August 4, 2025 at 4:59 PM
I hate the wokes. Yeah, can't stand them. Annoying little sh¡ts. Can't even understand most of what they're saying. Hiding out in forests, chucking wooden spears, physically overpowering Imperial Stormtroopers... no, wait. Sorry, that's not the wokes, is it? That's the Ewoks.
New public uproar, as Liz Truss is caught on the Jumbotron at a concert.
She wasn't with another man or anything. It's just we were so close to forgetting all about her.
She wasn't with another man or anything. It's just we were so close to forgetting all about her.
July 22, 2025 at 4:21 PM
New public uproar, as Liz Truss is caught on the Jumbotron at a concert.
She wasn't with another man or anything. It's just we were so close to forgetting all about her.
She wasn't with another man or anything. It's just we were so close to forgetting all about her.
THOUGHT FOR THE DAY:
If Walkers made mints, then spearmint would be in green packaging, and peppermint would be in blue.
If Walkers made mints, then spearmint would be in green packaging, and peppermint would be in blue.
July 20, 2025 at 1:16 PM
THOUGHT FOR THE DAY:
If Walkers made mints, then spearmint would be in green packaging, and peppermint would be in blue.
If Walkers made mints, then spearmint would be in green packaging, and peppermint would be in blue.
At 25 years 291 days, is Ellie Roebuck the BBC's youngest ever professional footballer-pundit?
July 11, 2025 at 6:41 PM
At 25 years 291 days, is Ellie Roebuck the BBC's youngest ever professional footballer-pundit?
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Aston Villa have announced the signing of Ellie Roebuck
The 25 year old goalkeeper returns to the WSL after a year away with Barcelona!
The England international won the WSL golden glove in 2020 & was a part of the Lionesses’ squad that won Euro 2022!
Aston Villa have announced the signing of Ellie Roebuck
The 25 year old goalkeeper returns to the WSL after a year away with Barcelona!
The England international won the WSL golden glove in 2020 & was a part of the Lionesses’ squad that won Euro 2022!
July 8, 2025 at 3:09 PM
WSL 🏴
Aston Villa have announced the signing of Ellie Roebuck
The 25 year old goalkeeper returns to the WSL after a year away with Barcelona!
The England international won the WSL golden glove in 2020 & was a part of the Lionesses’ squad that won Euro 2022!
Aston Villa have announced the signing of Ellie Roebuck
The 25 year old goalkeeper returns to the WSL after a year away with Barcelona!
The England international won the WSL golden glove in 2020 & was a part of the Lionesses’ squad that won Euro 2022!
Why does the commentator for the Switzerland vs Iceland match pronounce every Icelandic surname with a French accent? Apparently they all end in "-dottairrrr"...
July 6, 2025 at 8:52 PM
Why does the commentator for the Switzerland vs Iceland match pronounce every Icelandic surname with a French accent? Apparently they all end in "-dottairrrr"...