hanging onto this for the day we need it
September 17, 2026 at 1:39 AM
hanging onto this for the day we need it
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(frat house vizier)
an excellent strategy sire. why, with two full bottles of 151 in the jungle juice, we will all surely be swimming in tri-delt pussy tonight. although (whispering) i daresay one among our number failed to contribute to the beer fund…
an excellent strategy sire. why, with two full bottles of 151 in the jungle juice, we will all surely be swimming in tri-delt pussy tonight. although (whispering) i daresay one among our number failed to contribute to the beer fund…
September 11, 2026 at 12:15 PM
(frat house vizier)
an excellent strategy sire. why, with two full bottles of 151 in the jungle juice, we will all surely be swimming in tri-delt pussy tonight. although (whispering) i daresay one among our number failed to contribute to the beer fund…
an excellent strategy sire. why, with two full bottles of 151 in the jungle juice, we will all surely be swimming in tri-delt pussy tonight. although (whispering) i daresay one among our number failed to contribute to the beer fund…
boy do I have a short story for them
wild week for those learning feminism is not a synonym for good
September 6, 2026 at 2:33 PM
boy do I have a short story for them
the last two letters of "dialogue" 🙄 get the fuck outta there man
September 6, 2026 at 2:24 PM
the last two letters of "dialogue" 🙄 get the fuck outta there man
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Weird how expertise didn't figure when experts at writing and art were saying the machines were bad at doing writing and art
August 31, 2026 at 9:02 PM
Weird how expertise didn't figure when experts at writing and art were saying the machines were bad at doing writing and art
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Ben Gvir posted this video on twitter today which shows fat and happy Palestinians on a conveyer built going through the Israeli "prison" (torture camp) system and coming out emaciated and maudlin. This is textbook genocidal content.
August 30, 2026 at 9:43 PM
Ben Gvir posted this video on twitter today which shows fat and happy Palestinians on a conveyer built going through the Israeli "prison" (torture camp) system and coming out emaciated and maudlin. This is textbook genocidal content.
Reposted by Tony Tulathimutte
Is a man not entitled to the sweat of his balls?
"No!" Says Lil Jon, "It belongs to the windows! To the walls!"
"No!" Says Lil Jon, "It belongs to the windows! To the walls!"
August 28, 2026 at 11:51 PM
Is a man not entitled to the sweat of his balls?
"No!" Says Lil Jon, "It belongs to the windows! To the walls!"
"No!" Says Lil Jon, "It belongs to the windows! To the walls!"
saying "touché" in French always struck me as pretentious. so now when someone makes a good rebuttal I'll just say "you touched me"
August 27, 2026 at 10:38 PM
saying "touché" in French always struck me as pretentious. so now when someone makes a good rebuttal I'll just say "you touched me"
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Republicans have spent the last year trying to defund Dolly Parton
August 25, 2026 at 9:08 PM
Republicans have spent the last year trying to defund Dolly Parton
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there are no 'correct' grounds for being a socialist to people with a vested interest in defending the capitalist order. if you're poor, you're lazy. if you're middle class, you're envious. if you're wealthy, you're hypocritical. it's all a goalpost-moving shell game.
the thing about "champagne socialists" is that a lot of us know we were extraordinarily lucky due to the circumstances of our birth and want better lives for everyone as a result, I do not understand how this is supposed to be a gotcha
Deleted my posts because of 10000 typos but the idea that people in nyc dsa are trying to cosplay as blue collar does not at all fit w how the average non blue collar dsa member presents themselves in my experience. NYT and NYP just really want that to be the case
August 22, 2026 at 8:28 PM
there are no 'correct' grounds for being a socialist to people with a vested interest in defending the capitalist order. if you're poor, you're lazy. if you're middle class, you're envious. if you're wealthy, you're hypocritical. it's all a goalpost-moving shell game.
guy who has synaesthesia but is also very unimaginative. so when he sees the number 9 he hears a guy saying "nine"
August 21, 2026 at 6:14 PM
guy who has synaesthesia but is also very unimaginative. so when he sees the number 9 he hears a guy saying "nine"
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SCOOP: 404 Media placed a tracking device in a shipment of rare books to see which AI company was buying it. What did we find? It ended up at an Amazon facility where Amazon scans and destroys books.
Yes. This is literally the logo outside the Amazon warehouse door. Read now:
Yes. This is literally the logo outside the Amazon warehouse door. Read now:
We Tracked a Shipment of Rare Books. It Ended at an Amazon AI Training Facility
We placed a tracking device in a shipment of rare books to see which AI company was buying it, and found an Amazon facility where Amazon scans and destroys books.
www.404media.co
August 17, 2026 at 1:23 PM
SCOOP: 404 Media placed a tracking device in a shipment of rare books to see which AI company was buying it. What did we find? It ended up at an Amazon facility where Amazon scans and destroys books.
Yes. This is literally the logo outside the Amazon warehouse door. Read now:
Yes. This is literally the logo outside the Amazon warehouse door. Read now:
Reposted by Tony Tulathimutte
Haitians living in Springfield, Ohio are being required to wear ankle monitors and turn their passports over to United States Immigration and Customs Enforcement. ohiocapitaljournal.com/2026/08/14/h...
Haitians in Springfield are required to report to Ohio's ICE offices and wear ankle monitors • Ohio Capital Journal
Haitians living in Springfield, Ohio are being required to wear ankle monitors and turn their passports over to United States Immigration and Customs Enforcement.
ohiocapitaljournal.com
August 14, 2026 at 12:51 PM
Haitians living in Springfield, Ohio are being required to wear ankle monitors and turn their passports over to United States Immigration and Customs Enforcement. ohiocapitaljournal.com/2026/08/14/h...
my life is a movie where you can only have sex once a year
August 8, 2026 at 4:15 AM
my life is a movie where you can only have sex once a year
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The GenZ mind cannot comprehend the I Dream of Jeannie/Bewitched Power Hour. An entire ½hr of Veteran & Submissive Magic Wife Who Leaves When Your Friends Show Up followed by Salaryman & Mischievous Magic Wife Whose Mother Never Leaves
These were The Two Lifestyles. And we used to masturbate to it
These were The Two Lifestyles. And we used to masturbate to it
September 18, 2025 at 5:30 PM
The GenZ mind cannot comprehend the I Dream of Jeannie/Bewitched Power Hour. An entire ½hr of Veteran & Submissive Magic Wife Who Leaves When Your Friends Show Up followed by Salaryman & Mischievous Magic Wife Whose Mother Never Leaves
These were The Two Lifestyles. And we used to masturbate to it
These were The Two Lifestyles. And we used to masturbate to it
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what do you all think about the new trailer for the avengers movie
July 20, 2026 at 11:12 PM
what do you all think about the new trailer for the avengers movie
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𝗚𝗮𝘆𝗳𝗶𝗲𝗹𝗱 @gaygarfie…
Mondays make me want to such a dick.
💬 771 🔄 19.8k 🤍 89.3k
𝗡𝗼𝗯𝗲𝗹 𝗣𝗿𝗶𝘇𝗲 𝘄𝗶𝗻𝗻𝗲𝗿 𝗦𝘃𝗲𝘁𝗹𝗮𝗻𝗮 𝗔𝗹𝗲𝘅𝗶𝗲𝘃𝗶𝗰𝗵 🔵 @svetl…
I write not the history of a war, but the history of feelings. I am a historian of the soul.
💬 1 🔄 1 🤍 4
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𝗚𝗮𝘆𝗳𝗶𝗲𝗹𝗱 @gaygarfie…
ratio + odie ate my ass
💬 354 🔄 904 🤍 7.1k
Mondays make me want to such a dick.
💬 771 🔄 19.8k 🤍 89.3k
𝗡𝗼𝗯𝗲𝗹 𝗣𝗿𝗶𝘇𝗲 𝘄𝗶𝗻𝗻𝗲𝗿 𝗦𝘃𝗲𝘁𝗹𝗮𝗻𝗮 𝗔𝗹𝗲𝘅𝗶𝗲𝘃𝗶𝗰𝗵 🔵 @svetl…
I write not the history of a war, but the history of feelings. I am a historian of the soul.
💬 1 🔄 1 🤍 4
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𝗚𝗮𝘆𝗳𝗶𝗲𝗹𝗱 @gaygarfie…
ratio + odie ate my ass
💬 354 🔄 904 🤍 7.1k
July 9, 2026 at 11:21 PM
𝗚𝗮𝘆𝗳𝗶𝗲𝗹𝗱 @gaygarfie…
Mondays make me want to such a dick.
💬 771 🔄 19.8k 🤍 89.3k
𝗡𝗼𝗯𝗲𝗹 𝗣𝗿𝗶𝘇𝗲 𝘄𝗶𝗻𝗻𝗲𝗿 𝗦𝘃𝗲𝘁𝗹𝗮𝗻𝗮 𝗔𝗹𝗲𝘅𝗶𝗲𝘃𝗶𝗰𝗵 🔵 @svetl…
I write not the history of a war, but the history of feelings. I am a historian of the soul.
💬 1 🔄 1 🤍 4
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𝗚𝗮𝘆𝗳𝗶𝗲𝗹𝗱 @gaygarfie…
ratio + odie ate my ass
💬 354 🔄 904 🤍 7.1k
Mondays make me want to such a dick.
💬 771 🔄 19.8k 🤍 89.3k
𝗡𝗼𝗯𝗲𝗹 𝗣𝗿𝗶𝘇𝗲 𝘄𝗶𝗻𝗻𝗲𝗿 𝗦𝘃𝗲𝘁𝗹𝗮𝗻𝗮 𝗔𝗹𝗲𝘅𝗶𝗲𝘃𝗶𝗰𝗵 🔵 @svetl…
I write not the history of a war, but the history of feelings. I am a historian of the soul.
💬 1 🔄 1 🤍 4
|
𝗚𝗮𝘆𝗳𝗶𝗲𝗹𝗱 @gaygarfie…
ratio + odie ate my ass
💬 354 🔄 904 🤍 7.1k
simultaneous orgasms call that union busting
July 16, 2026 at 4:21 PM
simultaneous orgasms call that union busting
Sam Reid and Timothee Chalamet must have had their names switched at birth
July 13, 2026 at 2:51 PM
Sam Reid and Timothee Chalamet must have had their names switched at birth
RIP Sam Neill, enjoy this video of his Buddha-like serenity during the first month of COVID lockdown
July 13, 2026 at 11:10 AM
RIP Sam Neill, enjoy this video of his Buddha-like serenity during the first month of COVID lockdown
this is going to be good for something I just don't know what yet
July 11, 2026 at 12:03 AM
this is going to be good for something I just don't know what yet
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In the last month or so I've read a lot about the "quieter" ICE surges that the new DHS secretary is trying to orchestrate. This is a good reminder that a quiet surge relies on silence
NEWS --> Three men who were in the van with the victim of the ICE shooting in Texas are potential witnesses, but they're now under pressure to self-deport, a rep for the families tells me.
They remain in detention even as ICE's story falters.
Details in this piece:
newrepublic.com/article/2129...
They remain in detention even as ICE's story falters.
Details in this piece:
newrepublic.com/article/2129...
Texas ICE Killing Darkens: Rep Says Witnesses Pressured to Self-Deport
There were three others in the van with the man shot by ICE in Houston this week. A represenative for the families tells TNR that the government is pressuring these potential witnesses to self-deport.
newrepublic.com
July 9, 2026 at 6:08 PM
In the last month or so I've read a lot about the "quieter" ICE surges that the new DHS secretary is trying to orchestrate. This is a good reminder that a quiet surge relies on silence