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Thrifter | Mom | Questionable relationship wFood | 43!

The smartest idiot you know

Minors: Much love, DNI
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Cheating because I'm tired 😩
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The best birthday present imaginable.

#DollyDay 💖
September 25, 2026 at 6:22 PM
Just received word that my application to vend the pumpkin festival was waitlisted (hit their quota for jewelry) but it reopens for next year in April! Maybe for the best, what with the dengue outbreak and all -- best to stay *inside*
September 25, 2026 at 5:56 PM
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September 25, 2026 at 2:21 PM
Over 40 minutes until school lets out (early release) and the line is already around the building? Do other folks really not have anything to do during the day?! I've come two hours before release for an emergency and people were already waiting for dismissal. It's bonkers.
September 25, 2026 at 4:20 PM
I stopped doing these for a minute and not only did my store traffic fall off, I missed them 🥲 They're a goofy and fun bit of my day

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September 25, 2026 at 3:29 PM
Only 45 more minutes of work but I'm taking my break, dammit. I've broken my brain over our foam supplier's unholy invoice. I need a drink.
September 25, 2026 at 3:14 PM
Duncàn Shèik died?!??
September 25, 2026 at 3:11 PM
Possibly one of the most stunning articles of clothing I've ever seen 🤩 Shes so obnoxious!!
September 25, 2026 at 1:38 PM
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Trust the process
September 25, 2026 at 12:55 PM
Cool, so, there's 170 confirmed cases of dengue fever in the county just north of me -- maybe I'll stick to indoor markets until the first freeze. Last thing I want to deal with is a painful hemorrhagic virus, omfg.
September 25, 2026 at 1:05 PM
I know I go on and on about new albums, newly discovered albums, etc, but I'm aware that on a most days I'll still fall into one of three record loops: Flamboyant (Dórian Eléctra), Pórtishead (Pórtishead), or 13 Ways to Blééd Onstage (Cold), played on repeat. Novelty is trumped by familiarity lol
September 25, 2026 at 12:37 PM
So I woke up with a mighty burning in my gut and it has been a fight all morning. Again, I don't mind having explosive diarrhea, I've abused lax for 20 years, I know every public toilet in town, but now I have to wonder where it's coming from. I hope it doesn't get Beeb!
September 25, 2026 at 10:34 AM
So my new boss thinks I'm great with computers because I fixed his keyboard. Not really -- when you're a brokie, you always change the batteries and hope the thing still works. His wireless keyboard had dead batteries. Calloo callay, I'm a computer genius lol
September 24, 2026 at 8:36 PM
Is it really Pompom if you can't see the lil butthole 🥺
September 24, 2026 at 8:09 PM
I just found out Ván Mórrison released an album earlier this year, and I missed it. I'm a fake fan (missed one album in a 59 year career)(Seriously, go listen to Moondance, the song and the album, let your heart break)
September 24, 2026 at 8:07 PM
There's a shop on Etsy that males custom printed tights. I will be normal and do normal things with this information -- certainly, I will not find all-over bug prints (or make/commission one, heavy on the millipedes), and have tights made. Certainly not. Anyone got some good jewel scarab pics tho?
September 24, 2026 at 6:25 PM
I've just applied to be a vendor at the local pumpkin festival -- it's a bit expensive but not prohibitive, and the crowds are worth it!! Fingers crossed 🥰
September 24, 2026 at 2:43 PM
The new Caîn Cûlto album has a Lîdo Pîmienta feature 🥹🥹🥹 I'm in love, truly
September 24, 2026 at 2:27 PM
I ate three lbs of watermelon for dinner last night. No regrets (some regrets 😅)
September 24, 2026 at 1:54 PM
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IKEA is releasing a Pallas Cat plush, and they have nailed the expression…
September 24, 2026 at 8:47 AM
I'm pretty sure my supervisor is going to jail tonight 👀
September 23, 2026 at 8:00 PM
We're going grocery shopping tonight, so I had some cashews so I'm not shopping ravenous 😅 I promised Beeb $5 sushi if they have a variety he can eat, and arepas if they don't. He'll be happy either way. I need to stock up on Crystal Light while it's BOGO, my supply is nearly out!
September 23, 2026 at 5:38 PM
If you told me a year ago that one of my favorite artists would be a fella caterwauling over disco tracks about the saddest things he's ever experienced, I'd have asked for the rec because that actually sounds really cool when I write it out.

Anyway, go listen to Victor Jones
September 23, 2026 at 4:09 PM
This shit nearly gave me a panic attack, and it was for THIS?
September 22, 2026 at 11:43 PM
The be-jozzening of the crown vic has begun 🥰
September 22, 2026 at 9:08 PM