Psychopomp and Circumstance
@toomuchmoxie.bsky.social
It’s me! Sorry.
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I love heists and hate golf. You can extrapolate everything else about me from there.
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Happy mushroom season!
September 22, 2026 at 6:16 PM
Happy mushroom season!
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Glad to hear Beshear still standing up for trans kids. If the governor of fucking Kentucky can say we should let middle school kids make friends, any dem pol can. Period.
September 22, 2026 at 7:08 PM
Glad to hear Beshear still standing up for trans kids. If the governor of fucking Kentucky can say we should let middle school kids make friends, any dem pol can. Period.
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![Comic. [Person with long hair pointing to diagram with Tyrannosaurus Rex standing next to a person.] PERSON: We now believe the primary prey of Tyrannosaurus Rex was these humans who kept standing next to it for scale.](https://cdn.bsky.app/img/feed_thumbnail/plain/did:plc:cz73r7iyiqn26upot4jtjdhk/bafkreih526pxolmi4pgqdcdu435uhkrrldhpwq6rrsnk4hfs6dskbe5r7e)
September 22, 2026 at 7:39 PM
I have her name muted and I can still tell when she’s about to release something by observing the posting patterns of her culty fans.
September 22, 2026 at 6:38 PM
I have her name muted and I can still tell when she’s about to release something by observing the posting patterns of her culty fans.
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Hot take but whatever you spray in a shared bathroom to "cover" your poop smell just smells like poop and fragrance mixed together
September 22, 2026 at 6:12 PM
Hot take but whatever you spray in a shared bathroom to "cover" your poop smell just smells like poop and fragrance mixed together
Measuring tape is great. They should invent a measuring glue.
September 22, 2026 at 5:35 PM
Measuring tape is great. They should invent a measuring glue.
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You can't, and shouldn't seek to, replace public schools or libraries with bookstores.
You can't replace a public good with a private business, no matter how well-meaning or well-organized it may be.
You can't replace a public good with a private business, no matter how well-meaning or well-organized it may be.
September 22, 2026 at 2:22 PM
You can't, and shouldn't seek to, replace public schools or libraries with bookstores.
You can't replace a public good with a private business, no matter how well-meaning or well-organized it may be.
You can't replace a public good with a private business, no matter how well-meaning or well-organized it may be.
I’ll let people put a lot of things in my mouth, but I draw the line at words.
September 22, 2026 at 1:03 PM
I’ll let people put a lot of things in my mouth, but I draw the line at words.
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Can't believe they've cut the Bayeux Tapestry in half so as to create a cliffhanger at the end of the first half. And they aren't sending the second half over till 2028. Outrageous.
September 22, 2026 at 10:42 AM
Can't believe they've cut the Bayeux Tapestry in half so as to create a cliffhanger at the end of the first half. And they aren't sending the second half over till 2028. Outrageous.
Got back into No Man’s Sky for the first time after launch, and it’s really scratching that tedious-labor-and-spreadsheet-nonsense-that’s-inexplicably-fun itch. Here’s the spaceship I built.
September 21, 2026 at 3:24 PM
Got back into No Man’s Sky for the first time after launch, and it’s really scratching that tedious-labor-and-spreadsheet-nonsense-that’s-inexplicably-fun itch. Here’s the spaceship I built.
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What I want is a TV documentary channel entirely devoted to documentaries with no quick-cut montages of everything about to happen, which don't give a fuck about keeping my attention, presented by extremely knowledgeable people in a terrible mood who have no interest in trying to make me like them
September 20, 2026 at 9:01 AM
What I want is a TV documentary channel entirely devoted to documentaries with no quick-cut montages of everything about to happen, which don't give a fuck about keeping my attention, presented by extremely knowledgeable people in a terrible mood who have no interest in trying to make me like them
Thinking about titanates again.
September 20, 2026 at 8:15 PM
Thinking about titanates again.
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Christening a baby is nothing like christening a ship. I know that now. Once again I can only apologise.
September 20, 2026 at 11:43 AM
Christening a baby is nothing like christening a ship. I know that now. Once again I can only apologise.
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also. the thing people hate is not ‘the technology’ it is the tech industry. they hate move fast and break things. they hate having everything they say tracked and processed while companies do whatever they want. they hate every single ideological value that animates silicon valley
September 18, 2026 at 11:34 PM
also. the thing people hate is not ‘the technology’ it is the tech industry. they hate move fast and break things. they hate having everything they say tracked and processed while companies do whatever they want. they hate every single ideological value that animates silicon valley
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Britain being unable to make Doctor Who and the U.S. being unable to make more Muppet Show feels like the same problem
September 18, 2026 at 10:08 PM
Britain being unable to make Doctor Who and the U.S. being unable to make more Muppet Show feels like the same problem
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Voyager, walking on those tiny legs.
September 18, 2026 at 7:16 PM
Voyager, walking on those tiny legs.
20-year-old me was very easy to impress. Still no.
Would 20 y/o you be impressed or disappointed by you today?
September 17, 2026 at 10:29 PM
20-year-old me was very easy to impress. Still no.
I’ll put up with a lot from British people, but I will not put up with the way they spell “curb” and “tire”
September 17, 2026 at 7:49 PM
I’ll put up with a lot from British people, but I will not put up with the way they spell “curb” and “tire”
One one hand, I’m always excited to see an insect I’ve never seen in person before. On the other hand…
September 17, 2026 at 7:48 PM
One one hand, I’m always excited to see an insect I’ve never seen in person before. On the other hand…
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A not fun fact about disability that nondisabled people seem to be unable to perceive:
Disabled people are more likely to live in poverty and less likely to be able to afford preventative care or routine treatments for conditions that start small and snowball.
Disabled people are more likely to live in poverty and less likely to be able to afford preventative care or routine treatments for conditions that start small and snowball.
September 16, 2026 at 10:23 PM
A not fun fact about disability that nondisabled people seem to be unable to perceive:
Disabled people are more likely to live in poverty and less likely to be able to afford preventative care or routine treatments for conditions that start small and snowball.
Disabled people are more likely to live in poverty and less likely to be able to afford preventative care or routine treatments for conditions that start small and snowball.
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Me: I’d like a slice of pizza
Server: that comes with three sides
Me: I know what shape it is
Server: that comes with three sides
Me: I know what shape it is
September 16, 2026 at 1:47 AM
Me: I’d like a slice of pizza
Server: that comes with three sides
Me: I know what shape it is
Server: that comes with three sides
Me: I know what shape it is
I didn’t get married to my wife until I confirmed her status as a pickle donor.
September 16, 2026 at 8:02 PM
I didn’t get married to my wife until I confirmed her status as a pickle donor.
Just got my performance review. Apparently if you internalize “the motions” well enough, just going through them will get you a “highly effective” which means I can afford to be much lazier in the coming years.
September 16, 2026 at 12:17 PM
Just got my performance review. Apparently if you internalize “the motions” well enough, just going through them will get you a “highly effective” which means I can afford to be much lazier in the coming years.
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Hello? Sorry, what's that? Is my refrigerator ru… oh no. Oh I'm so sorry to have to tell you like this. My refrigerator died. Yeah, about two months ago. No, yeah, it was pretty sudden. Were you two... how did you know each other? Oh. I see. I never knew he had a… I mean, I wondered… I'm so sorry
September 16, 2026 at 1:16 AM
Hello? Sorry, what's that? Is my refrigerator ru… oh no. Oh I'm so sorry to have to tell you like this. My refrigerator died. Yeah, about two months ago. No, yeah, it was pretty sudden. Were you two... how did you know each other? Oh. I see. I never knew he had a… I mean, I wondered… I'm so sorry
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Rough week to tell people that your application to join the FBI finally went through.
September 16, 2026 at 12:36 AM
Rough week to tell people that your application to join the FBI finally went through.