Tori ✨
@tori.dftba.social
Just trying to make my therapist proud
TBFighter | Nerdfighter | Creator of Unnecessary PowerPoints
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Tori ✨
@tori.dftba.social
· Dec 12
The gazoonga incident has received a full exploration at this slideshow by @tori.dftba.social. It is a major work of art.
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The Gazoonka Incident
The Gazoonka Incident 1 A Beautifully Remarkable Thing December 9, 2024 By Tori @tori.dftba.social
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I’m so glad this happened AFTER my work end of year “share your biggest accomplishments” thing. HR would have been…confused
Okay #KnitSky 🧶 I need opinions on if these beads are the correct beads. I couldn’t find pink square ones so I went with round, but I think they’re too big compared to the blue.
Pattern is Fashion Top by Pope Vergara. The blue beads will be the orange and the gold will be the white.
Pattern is Fashion Top by Pope Vergara. The blue beads will be the orange and the gold will be the white.
October 8, 2026 at 12:57 PM
Okay #KnitSky 🧶 I need opinions on if these beads are the correct beads. I couldn’t find pink square ones so I went with round, but I think they’re too big compared to the blue.
Pattern is Fashion Top by Pope Vergara. The blue beads will be the orange and the gold will be the white.
Pattern is Fashion Top by Pope Vergara. The blue beads will be the orange and the gold will be the white.
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The restaurant is not closed - we just don’t serve food anymore
This is a classic Voughtism: we have not eliminated the program - it still exists. It is just not distributing any resources.
In response to our questions, an NSF spokesperson said that SBE has not been shut down. But with zero SBE-specific funding opportunities, no review panels, and dwindling numbers of staff, it's hard to see the directorate continuing for much longer.
October 7, 2026 at 12:14 AM
The restaurant is not closed - we just don’t serve food anymore
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I pitched my Katy Perry Killed Sister Catherine Rose story to SO MANY PLACES who either didn't believe me or said there was no audience for that and yes it happened and people would read the hell out of it. Katy ran to Canada to hide from Jesus but he sees all Katy Justin can't save you
wait katy perry tried to buy a convent but it became a property dispute with the nuns who were trying to buy it back as well and it became a years-long legal dispute and one of the nuns (in the courtroom), one who had begged katy to “please stop” (i am unsure of when) JUST DIED IN THE COURT???
October 6, 2026 at 4:58 PM
I pitched my Katy Perry Killed Sister Catherine Rose story to SO MANY PLACES who either didn't believe me or said there was no audience for that and yes it happened and people would read the hell out of it. Katy ran to Canada to hide from Jesus but he sees all Katy Justin can't save you
I wish my dog was a cuddly little guy
Instead he is a gentlemen. He sits with perfect posture at exactly arms length away and demands pets from a distance
I tried to explain he would get more attention if he were closer but he refuses to learn English.
Instead he is a gentlemen. He sits with perfect posture at exactly arms length away and demands pets from a distance
I tried to explain he would get more attention if he were closer but he refuses to learn English.
October 6, 2026 at 11:48 AM
I wish my dog was a cuddly little guy
Instead he is a gentlemen. He sits with perfect posture at exactly arms length away and demands pets from a distance
I tried to explain he would get more attention if he were closer but he refuses to learn English.
Instead he is a gentlemen. He sits with perfect posture at exactly arms length away and demands pets from a distance
I tried to explain he would get more attention if he were closer but he refuses to learn English.
I genuinely thought every single possible bead existed and could be purchased somewhere
I’m starting to think every single bead exists and can be purchased somewhere except the one specific bead I want
I’m starting to think every single bead exists and can be purchased somewhere except the one specific bead I want
October 5, 2026 at 4:33 PM
I genuinely thought every single possible bead existed and could be purchased somewhere
I’m starting to think every single bead exists and can be purchased somewhere except the one specific bead I want
I’m starting to think every single bead exists and can be purchased somewhere except the one specific bead I want
During landing my AirPods fell on the floor and slid all the way to the front of the plane and now I need to figure out how to retrieve them once we’re done taxiing. I’ve never been so nervous on an airplane.
October 3, 2026 at 1:30 PM
During landing my AirPods fell on the floor and slid all the way to the front of the plane and now I need to figure out how to retrieve them once we’re done taxiing. I’ve never been so nervous on an airplane.
I have had a lovely birthday and am very grateful for all the well-wishing. I am also the tiredest pizza baby in the whole wide world and need this plane to take off so I can go to sleep.
October 3, 2026 at 2:18 AM
I have had a lovely birthday and am very grateful for all the well-wishing. I am also the tiredest pizza baby in the whole wide world and need this plane to take off so I can go to sleep.
Dying to know what drama happened in this restaurant in 1997.
September 30, 2026 at 3:32 PM
Dying to know what drama happened in this restaurant in 1997.
In (regular sized) Chile wondering if anyone else here is thinking about the map with Long Chile, but I’m kind of afraid to ask
September 28, 2026 at 9:04 PM
In (regular sized) Chile wondering if anyone else here is thinking about the map with Long Chile, but I’m kind of afraid to ask
Nothing like a work trip to unlock social situations you didn’t even know you needed to be anxious about
September 28, 2026 at 12:28 PM
Nothing like a work trip to unlock social situations you didn’t even know you needed to be anxious about
Eating my uncrustable in the airport lounge to remind me who I really am
September 27, 2026 at 8:39 PM
Eating my uncrustable in the airport lounge to remind me who I really am
If I’m being completely honest, the song that is most frequently relevant to my life is “Where Is My Hairbrush?” from VeggieTales
September 27, 2026 at 5:39 PM
If I’m being completely honest, the song that is most frequently relevant to my life is “Where Is My Hairbrush?” from VeggieTales
Man City being found guilty of 114 out of 115 charges is great news except for the part where I haven’t seen which charge they were not found guilty of and a girl is curious
September 26, 2026 at 7:55 PM
Man City being found guilty of 114 out of 115 charges is great news except for the part where I haven’t seen which charge they were not found guilty of and a girl is curious
My office building is located in a semi-public sculpture garden, which means the Pokemon Go situation is excellent and this is the only thing making partial return to office semi-tolerable
September 25, 2026 at 12:56 PM
My office building is located in a semi-public sculpture garden, which means the Pokemon Go situation is excellent and this is the only thing making partial return to office semi-tolerable
Decided to be responsible and go to the doctor for a gross nail injury I got a week ago, and the good news is I get to keep my nail attached to my hand but the bad news is I forgot my uncrustable I was going to bring to the office for lunch.
September 25, 2026 at 12:33 PM
Decided to be responsible and go to the doctor for a gross nail injury I got a week ago, and the good news is I get to keep my nail attached to my hand but the bad news is I forgot my uncrustable I was going to bring to the office for lunch.
We got to meet so many cool people tonight!!
Happy Hollywood, Ending release day! Find us at most of the tour stops to learn about our current campaigns and future Hill Days. We will have some TBFighter swag to share 👀
September 23, 2026 at 2:02 AM
We got to meet so many cool people tonight!!
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(In Anthropocene Reviewed voice) I give Nerdfighteria 10 stars
September 21, 2026 at 12:51 PM
(In Anthropocene Reviewed voice) I give Nerdfighteria 10 stars
Finally ran into a Nerdfighter at the airport and I wasn’t even wearing a Pizza John (hi @kimmykimmie4.bsky.social see you tomorrowwwww)
September 21, 2026 at 12:43 PM
Finally ran into a Nerdfighter at the airport and I wasn’t even wearing a Pizza John (hi @kimmykimmie4.bsky.social see you tomorrowwwww)
Turns out the most fun job at a wedding is “watch spider man in the corner with the toddler”
September 20, 2026 at 3:45 AM
Turns out the most fun job at a wedding is “watch spider man in the corner with the toddler”
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Advocates, lawmakers call for release of congressionally approved global health funds
An estimated $1.35 billion for TB, HIV, malaria, and maternal and child health is set to expire on September 30.
Read more: https://bit.ly/4iAQ7b0
An estimated $1.35 billion for TB, HIV, malaria, and maternal and child health is set to expire on September 30.
Read more: https://bit.ly/4iAQ7b0
September 17, 2026 at 9:25 PM
Advocates, lawmakers call for release of congressionally approved global health funds
An estimated $1.35 billion for TB, HIV, malaria, and maternal and child health is set to expire on September 30.
Read more: https://bit.ly/4iAQ7b0
An estimated $1.35 billion for TB, HIV, malaria, and maternal and child health is set to expire on September 30.
Read more: https://bit.ly/4iAQ7b0
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mortality data are sacred. counting deaths accurately is a recognition of the inherent value of every human life. few actions are more anti-public health than fudging these numbers.
September 14, 2026 at 5:28 AM
mortality data are sacred. counting deaths accurately is a recognition of the inherent value of every human life. few actions are more anti-public health than fudging these numbers.
If I had a nickel for every time I’ve been a guest at a wedding and been told at the last second I’m also responsible for decorating the cake, I’d have two nickels.
It’s not a lot, but it’s weird that it happened twice
It’s not a lot, but it’s weird that it happened twice
September 16, 2026 at 9:32 PM
If I had a nickel for every time I’ve been a guest at a wedding and been told at the last second I’m also responsible for decorating the cake, I’d have two nickels.
It’s not a lot, but it’s weird that it happened twice
It’s not a lot, but it’s weird that it happened twice
Have the youths read Abarat. Way cooler world.
September 16, 2026 at 11:28 AM
Have the youths read Abarat. Way cooler world.
I keep expecting the gps program to shout “why did you even ask for directions if you’re not going to listen?!” and honestly, valid question
September 14, 2026 at 12:29 PM
I keep expecting the gps program to shout “why did you even ask for directions if you’re not going to listen?!” and honestly, valid question
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✨A room with a yew. The ancient yew tree at Crowhurst in Surrey is possibly 4000 years old, has a door, and has been used for meetings in the past. More 📸 of inside 👉 www.digest.andymarsh...
September 5, 2026 at 5:54 AM
✨A room with a yew. The ancient yew tree at Crowhurst in Surrey is possibly 4000 years old, has a door, and has been used for meetings in the past. More 📸 of inside 👉 www.digest.andymarsh...