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doug
@touchmytooterlol.bsky.social
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evil weird fart pervert :03
sorry if this aint ur sorta thing... NOT!
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doug @touchmytooterlol.bsky.social · Jul 4
dont expect 2 much from me here (least till i get better.. lol...)
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oliviaphoebe.bsky.social
"Way less stress, way more YOU! Get NEETGlasses™ today!"

#art #furry #anthro #nsfw
#slob #fart #burp #wg #fatfur
A two panel illustration in the style of a pharmaceutical ad, but advertising a product called NEETGlasses. The first part of the illustration, labeled "Before NEETGlasses" shows a fit, muscular, anthropomorphic dog wearing red gymwear. He has a gym lanyard hanging from his neck. He's talking to a restaurant clerk who's off-screen. He says to the clerk "I'll just take the salad. Don't want too many calories before noon." The second part, labeled "6 months after NEETGlasses!" shows the same dog now wearing the glasses, but now also morbidly obese, sweaty, and with more acne. His brand new stretch marks are very visible. He's belching and farting aggressively at the same time, and, as his stomach rumbles, he says, with a grosser voice, more akin to a nerd with a lisp and no hygiene: "Huff... Give me three family size combos... and... BOARPP... ugh... and five jumbo Mountain Dews..." "...Got a big gaming session ahead..." He's not wearing gymwear anymore. As a matter of fact, he's only wearing an undersized dirty grey t-shirt, while his lower torso, legs, and penis (which is buried in a now gigantic fupa, with only the tip being visible, clearly leaking pre-cum) are completely exposed. He also has a dumber, more distant expression, and he's drooling a little. There's a little blurb at the top that reads: "Side effects may include: Forgetfulness, increased appetite, increased libido, mental fog, extreme weight gain, shamelessness, loss of stamina, facial acne, body acne, astigmatism, excessive sweating, verbal lisps, stronger body odor, allergy to most deodorants, lack of hygiene, sensitivity to sunlight, hydrophobia, excessive belching and farting disorders, sudden urges to play competitive MMOs and/or TTRPGs, etc. Call 1-800-NEETCORP to see if this product is right for you! Do not consult a doctor or physician." There's a small logo at the top for the product that says "NEETGlasses: Way less stress, way more you!"
October 8, 2026 at 4:35 AM
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hoodiechubs.bsky.social
Drunk Mario Party with the boyfriend... turned him into a punky yoshi
February 17, 2026 at 11:17 AM
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hoodiechubs.bsky.social
Mission failed successfully! They wear it well, I think.

Flats for @seethiur.art!
October 7, 2026 at 4:03 PM
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deersnacks.bsky.social
#octummber2026 Day 6 - Breakfast

Being the mascot means chip gets all the free cereal he wants
October 7, 2026 at 3:08 AM
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feelinggirthy.bsky.social
Scolipede stretchin' his "goods"...hehe im clever
January 15, 2026 at 8:02 PM
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feelinggirthy.bsky.social
I LOVE my musky scolipede,, fr🥹
May 5, 2026 at 7:40 PM
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feelinggirthy.bsky.social
Large ZOMG inbound~ 🎈
May 25, 2026 at 8:52 PM
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feelinggirthy.bsky.social
Mind can't stop thinking about him,,
August 26, 2026 at 8:24 PM
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cwawtfsaunt.bsky.social
Wile e doodlez
October 5, 2026 at 1:46 AM
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bigbadger.bsky.social
that fatass coyote that I love
October 5, 2026 at 12:43 AM
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purplechubee.bsky.social
Snakefarts 😩
September 17, 2026 at 6:19 PM
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purplechubee.bsky.social
moments before berry flavored disaster

com for @pickanmixes.bsky.social
October 4, 2026 at 7:42 PM
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meowshmallowe.bsky.social
fattytober day two:
just one more!
A panda sits at a bar, with a drink right by his arm. "What? 67 shots? I can do that no problem!" He certainly looks confident. A drunk, now extremely obese panda sits next to the bar. 20 shot glasses are behind him. "U-uhh.. uhhnotherrrrr onee... an-ano-" It seems maybe someone should stop him from drinking all that liquor... An almost blob-like doughball we call a panda sits at the bar, completely knocked out from all of the drinks he had. Other people are commenting on it. "Why didn't the bartender stop?" "Ewww.." "He's kinda- ///" "What's in that?" "I can barely hear over the-" "Z". He's snoring a bit loud, but his farts are even louder! At least he won't be having any more drinks..
October 3, 2026 at 10:29 AM
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baxterthehusky.tacobell.social
Powerful

🐐@coffeefreak.tacobell.social
October 2, 2026 at 4:20 PM
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creepsterrr.bsky.social
can you at least shower if you’re gonna do that
September 28, 2026 at 8:54 PM
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ctenizidae.bsky.social
cw blob

stupid fatass fucking seal COMPLETELY fills hot tub
An anthropomorphic seal wearing a hat and sunglasses, and a floral pattern shirt. They are massively obese, and completely filling out a hot tub to the point where you can barely even tell there was a hot tub there.
October 2, 2026 at 7:24 AM
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ctenizidae.bsky.social
cw blob , burping

glad yall like him :0)
The same seal guy from the quoted post, but belching loudly.
October 2, 2026 at 10:19 AM
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fangskull.bsky.social
bus-wide wolp
September 30, 2026 at 9:40 PM
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koffeshop.bsky.social
it's spooky season so it's time to feed the biggest wolf
Hyena helplessly rubbing massive Death Wolf's gut, as it rumbles while waiting for more food
October 1, 2026 at 4:11 PM
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1800000burn.hyper.wang
🌊✨The Beached Boys: Debut Tour [5/7]✨🌊
In a behind the scenes studio session with the boys, Xavier shares a small insight on his lashes and sharp look.

(The rest of him seems way softer.)
September 30, 2026 at 8:00 PM
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fartdemon.bsky.social
#fat #fatfur #hyperbutt #fart #farting #gas #fat #fatfur #hyperbutt #fart #farting #gas
September 30, 2026 at 11:34 PM
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sleepyfatslothzzz.bsky.social
Bring some more sodas
September 29, 2026 at 8:23 AM
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chubbsack.bsky.social
-REUPLOAD- Dededestroy me please my kingggggggg
September 29, 2026 at 10:06 PM
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kumadoggo.bsky.social
Belly pressing and fupa fronting @kingwizardwolf.bsky.social
🤤💚💦
🎨: @bakedproducts.bsky.social
September 29, 2026 at 8:46 PM
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tuck.hyper.wang
was thinking about hot cocoa while coloring this guy
September 29, 2026 at 2:02 AM