left-wing transgender witch
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Technical customer support gremlin. Genderqueer (they/them), polyam, ADHD. Lives in the woods with a menagerie. Former arachnophobe turned spider fan. Disney parks nerd. Birder. Swamp witch. Gun owner.
it's really the "so in terms of...things" for me.
Trump appears to concede that Democrats are going to take over Congress tomorrow.
"For some reason, the sitting president doesn't win the midterms. We gave this a very strong shot."
"For some reason, the sitting president doesn't win the midterms. We gave this a very strong shot."
November 2, 2026 at 8:12 PM
it's really the "so in terms of...things" for me.
I am truly so fucking baffled.
Was I allergic to NY, THEN got a cold?
Was it a cold the whole time that just incubated for DAYS before doing the thing?
Is it a special secret new kind of cold I haven't had before?
Is my body just torturing me????
Was I allergic to NY, THEN got a cold?
Was it a cold the whole time that just incubated for DAYS before doing the thing?
Is it a special secret new kind of cold I haven't had before?
Is my body just torturing me????
November 2, 2026 at 7:57 PM
I am truly so fucking baffled.
Was I allergic to NY, THEN got a cold?
Was it a cold the whole time that just incubated for DAYS before doing the thing?
Is it a special secret new kind of cold I haven't had before?
Is my body just torturing me????
Was I allergic to NY, THEN got a cold?
Was it a cold the whole time that just incubated for DAYS before doing the thing?
Is it a special secret new kind of cold I haven't had before?
Is my body just torturing me????
First day of husband back to in-office job.
Dog limpier than usual (she's old, it's hard to say what's "normal" at this point, but still).
I have a cold & am therefore not hungry AT ALL (so am failing at the "feed yourself" mission).
Have to go help dad again tonight after work.
Back hurts.
WAH
Dog limpier than usual (she's old, it's hard to say what's "normal" at this point, but still).
I have a cold & am therefore not hungry AT ALL (so am failing at the "feed yourself" mission).
Have to go help dad again tonight after work.
Back hurts.
WAH
November 2, 2026 at 7:26 PM
First day of husband back to in-office job.
Dog limpier than usual (she's old, it's hard to say what's "normal" at this point, but still).
I have a cold & am therefore not hungry AT ALL (so am failing at the "feed yourself" mission).
Have to go help dad again tonight after work.
Back hurts.
WAH
Dog limpier than usual (she's old, it's hard to say what's "normal" at this point, but still).
I have a cold & am therefore not hungry AT ALL (so am failing at the "feed yourself" mission).
Have to go help dad again tonight after work.
Back hurts.
WAH
"I solved it by hiding the element" 😆
November 2, 2026 at 5:39 PM
"I solved it by hiding the element" 😆
We go on vacation in 8 days so of course I feel like the dog seems much older all of a sudden.
If you remember, in 2023 Bosco was declining right around vacation time and we had to put him down a few days after we got home.
2024 was Pepper having no platelets.
2025 we didn't go away in November.
If you remember, in 2023 Bosco was declining right around vacation time and we had to put him down a few days after we got home.
2024 was Pepper having no platelets.
2025 we didn't go away in November.
November 2, 2026 at 2:30 PM
We go on vacation in 8 days so of course I feel like the dog seems much older all of a sudden.
If you remember, in 2023 Bosco was declining right around vacation time and we had to put him down a few days after we got home.
2024 was Pepper having no platelets.
2025 we didn't go away in November.
If you remember, in 2023 Bosco was declining right around vacation time and we had to put him down a few days after we got home.
2024 was Pepper having no platelets.
2025 we didn't go away in November.
I don't understand the timeline of whatever my body is doing.
T: "I yelled too much at the bar" throat
W: mild congestion
Th: mild congestion
F: mild congestion
Sat: more congestion
Sun: more congestion
Now: more congestion
I'm not coughing, I've sneezed like 4 times, my throat isn't sore???
T: "I yelled too much at the bar" throat
W: mild congestion
Th: mild congestion
F: mild congestion
Sat: more congestion
Sun: more congestion
Now: more congestion
I'm not coughing, I've sneezed like 4 times, my throat isn't sore???
November 2, 2026 at 1:55 PM
I don't understand the timeline of whatever my body is doing.
T: "I yelled too much at the bar" throat
W: mild congestion
Th: mild congestion
F: mild congestion
Sat: more congestion
Sun: more congestion
Now: more congestion
I'm not coughing, I've sneezed like 4 times, my throat isn't sore???
T: "I yelled too much at the bar" throat
W: mild congestion
Th: mild congestion
F: mild congestion
Sat: more congestion
Sun: more congestion
Now: more congestion
I'm not coughing, I've sneezed like 4 times, my throat isn't sore???
It's midnight which means it's 1 AM why am I not
SLEEPY
SLEEPY
November 2, 2026 at 4:56 AM
It's midnight which means it's 1 AM why am I not
SLEEPY
SLEEPY
still true
did you know that cats do not understand time changes
November 2, 2026 at 2:21 AM
still true
We're going to do a little "asking for a friend", and you're going to pretend I'm asking for a friend, okay?
What do you do if your parents are divorced with two adult children, each of them has assets in trust, but one of them made you co-trustees and the other only made YOU the trustee?
What do you do if your parents are divorced with two adult children, each of them has assets in trust, but one of them made you co-trustees and the other only made YOU the trustee?
November 2, 2026 at 2:08 AM
We're going to do a little "asking for a friend", and you're going to pretend I'm asking for a friend, okay?
What do you do if your parents are divorced with two adult children, each of them has assets in trust, but one of them made you co-trustees and the other only made YOU the trustee?
What do you do if your parents are divorced with two adult children, each of them has assets in trust, but one of them made you co-trustees and the other only made YOU the trustee?
Oh please somebody get 4. I just wanna know what happens after.
Group One.
Reply ME with the number if you want it.
1. Georgia $30
2. Mummy $30
3. No Parking $35
4. Imported, Old, $40
5. Washington, $30
6. Butterfly, $20
7. Seal, $40
8. Swordfish, $30
9. Pride $30
10. Star, $20
Reply ME with the number if you want it.
1. Georgia $30
2. Mummy $30
3. No Parking $35
4. Imported, Old, $40
5. Washington, $30
6. Butterfly, $20
7. Seal, $40
8. Swordfish, $30
9. Pride $30
10. Star, $20
November 2, 2026 at 1:51 AM
Oh please somebody get 4. I just wanna know what happens after.
I saw a reel about Orthodox Judaism and of course it went away when I opened the browser again, so I tried to search for it and instead came up with a bunch of Orthodox Jewish accounts talking about their beliefs and like.
I wish more people understood that most Orthodox religion is...similar.
I wish more people understood that most Orthodox religion is...similar.
November 2, 2026 at 12:37 AM
I saw a reel about Orthodox Judaism and of course it went away when I opened the browser again, so I tried to search for it and instead came up with a bunch of Orthodox Jewish accounts talking about their beliefs and like.
I wish more people understood that most Orthodox religion is...similar.
I wish more people understood that most Orthodox religion is...similar.
did you know that cats do not understand time changes
November 1, 2026 at 10:56 PM
did you know that cats do not understand time changes
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TOO EARLY FOR THAT
NIGHT
November 1, 2026 at 10:32 PM
TOO EARLY FOR THAT
haley stevens fucking sucks even worse than we thought how about that
November 1, 2026 at 10:22 PM
haley stevens fucking sucks even worse than we thought how about that
Knowing that I am going on vacation on the 10th and that my dad is expecting that the house will be listed while I'm gone makes me feel okay that I was over there for 5 hours today and offered to go back tomorrow as well as potentially Th/Fr/Sat/Sun to help get it over the finish line. 🙃
November 1, 2026 at 10:20 PM
Knowing that I am going on vacation on the 10th and that my dad is expecting that the house will be listed while I'm gone makes me feel okay that I was over there for 5 hours today and offered to go back tomorrow as well as potentially Th/Fr/Sat/Sun to help get it over the finish line. 🙃
I have yet again somehow managed to end up with a car full of shit from my grandmother's house.
Did also put a whole bunch in the dumpster but...jesus
Did also put a whole bunch in the dumpster but...jesus
November 1, 2026 at 9:34 PM
I have yet again somehow managed to end up with a car full of shit from my grandmother's house.
Did also put a whole bunch in the dumpster but...jesus
Did also put a whole bunch in the dumpster but...jesus
"You'd know low class, you come from it" - a man who went to work at a professional white collar job in full suits until I was 17 years old
November 1, 2026 at 5:24 PM
"You'd know low class, you come from it" - a man who went to work at a professional white collar job in full suits until I was 17 years old
remember when customizable ringtones were revolutionary
("over 150 songs")
www.youtube.com/watch?v=LShE...
("over 150 songs")
www.youtube.com/watch?v=LShE...
Sprint Cellular Cutomizable Ringtones 2000s Commercial (2002)
YouTube video by Rewind Me
www.youtube.com
November 1, 2026 at 3:28 PM
remember when customizable ringtones were revolutionary
("over 150 songs")
www.youtube.com/watch?v=LShE...
("over 150 songs")
www.youtube.com/watch?v=LShE...
You only get an extra hour of sleep if you're asleep during the extra hour.
November 1, 2026 at 6:23 AM
You only get an extra hour of sleep if you're asleep during the extra hour.
And she says baby, it's 2 AM I must be- wait
November 1, 2026 at 6:00 AM
And she says baby, it's 2 AM I must be- wait
SOMEONE BUY THIS JFC
November 1, 2026 at 12:19 AM
SOMEONE BUY THIS JFC
Sarah: a BOY!
Me: Sarah, FOCUS.
Me: Sarah, FOCUS.
November 1, 2026 at 12:17 AM
Sarah: a BOY!
Me: Sarah, FOCUS.
Me: Sarah, FOCUS.
100 Grand is a superb candy bar.
October 31, 2026 at 11:20 PM
100 Grand is a superb candy bar.
Literally just got out here and the trans kid who came by last year who said something about a queer witch sitting on the side of the road being the most Halloween thing ever came by as I got set up! I got to tell him that I'm on testosterone!!!
October 31, 2026 at 8:49 PM
Literally just got out here and the trans kid who came by last year who said something about a queer witch sitting on the side of the road being the most Halloween thing ever came by as I got set up! I got to tell him that I'm on testosterone!!!
If you are local to Southeastern Massachusetts, I have to recommend roots and Reflections. I in fact cannot recommend her highly enough. I have now gotten treatments from her twice and both times felt like an entirely new fucking person in the best way.
October 31, 2026 at 7:16 PM
If you are local to Southeastern Massachusetts, I have to recommend roots and Reflections. I in fact cannot recommend her highly enough. I have now gotten treatments from her twice and both times felt like an entirely new fucking person in the best way.