Tristan Bills
@tristanbills.com
Single father, REALTOR®, Mortgage Originator, Insurance Broker, wrestling fan, heel, i/o psych, folklorist, author, vegetarian, LGBTQ+, and lead singer of BtR. Rebel just for kicks. He/Him
Looking for high-quality horror recommendations! 🍿
Skip the low-budget B-movies and heavy gore/torture porn (not a fan of Saw). I prefer polished horror with great suspense and psychological jump scares like the modern IT movies or Smile.
What’s your favorite or the best one you've seen lately?👇
Skip the low-budget B-movies and heavy gore/torture porn (not a fan of Saw). I prefer polished horror with great suspense and psychological jump scares like the modern IT movies or Smile.
What’s your favorite or the best one you've seen lately?👇
September 19, 2026 at 6:50 PM
Looking for high-quality horror recommendations! 🍿
Skip the low-budget B-movies and heavy gore/torture porn (not a fan of Saw). I prefer polished horror with great suspense and psychological jump scares like the modern IT movies or Smile.
What’s your favorite or the best one you've seen lately?👇
Skip the low-budget B-movies and heavy gore/torture porn (not a fan of Saw). I prefer polished horror with great suspense and psychological jump scares like the modern IT movies or Smile.
What’s your favorite or the best one you've seen lately?👇
He's definitely not lying this time, guys.
Trump: "We're making a fortune. So if the Republicans win, you win with us and you get $5,000. It will be called the Trump Dividend. Congratulations."
September 10, 2026 at 3:47 AM
He's definitely not lying this time, guys.
I don't really care what Trump's Labor Day message is. I'm sure it's exactly what we'd expect from him. 🤷♂️
September 7, 2026 at 4:55 PM
I don't really care what Trump's Labor Day message is. I'm sure it's exactly what we'd expect from him. 🤷♂️
@maddow.bsky.social you really should talk about Utah's Lieutenant Governor Deidre Henderson and how she's standing up to Donald Trump, without the support of Utah's cowardly Governor Spencer Cox.
September 3, 2026 at 1:05 AM
@maddow.bsky.social you really should talk about Utah's Lieutenant Governor Deidre Henderson and how she's standing up to Donald Trump, without the support of Utah's cowardly Governor Spencer Cox.
You know when you're craving double chocolate fudge cake? It’s so good you think, “I could eat this every day.”
So you bake a big double layer chocolate cake. Because obviously, one slice isn’t going to be enough.
So you bake a big double layer chocolate cake. Because obviously, one slice isn’t going to be enough.
August 23, 2026 at 2:34 PM
You know when you're craving double chocolate fudge cake? It’s so good you think, “I could eat this every day.”
So you bake a big double layer chocolate cake. Because obviously, one slice isn’t going to be enough.
So you bake a big double layer chocolate cake. Because obviously, one slice isn’t going to be enough.
I pledge allegiance to Chelsea Green. 🗽
Chelsea Green has responded to claims about her political views. After a viral post falsely described her as MAGA, the WWE star addressed it directly on X, writing, "I can handle you saying things about my looks or my talent but what you won't do is spread lies about my political views."
July 6, 2026 at 9:18 PM
I pledge allegiance to Chelsea Green. 🗽
Did everyone forget we left X (Twitter)? Why are so many who 'left' still posting there?
July 5, 2026 at 4:56 PM
Did everyone forget we left X (Twitter)? Why are so many who 'left' still posting there?
Did everyone forget why they left X? I swear there was a ton of celebrities and influences who left that cesspool, but I keep seeing screenshots of posts by Elmo, etc.
I miss Twitter (RIP), I hate X.
I miss Twitter (RIP), I hate X.
July 2, 2026 at 6:36 PM
Did everyone forget why they left X? I swear there was a ton of celebrities and influences who left that cesspool, but I keep seeing screenshots of posts by Elmo, etc.
I miss Twitter (RIP), I hate X.
I miss Twitter (RIP), I hate X.
It's dry, the hills are burning, and firefighters are stretched thin. At this point, every firework lit in Utah is an assessment of both judgment and character. The people failing one tend to fail the other too.
June 23, 2026 at 1:25 AM
It's dry, the hills are burning, and firefighters are stretched thin. At this point, every firework lit in Utah is an assessment of both judgment and character. The people failing one tend to fail the other too.
I was called a homosexual today.
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June 11, 2026 at 10:40 PM
I was called a homosexual today.
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Attempted to check out the Hulk Hogan documentary on Netflix. I was doing my best to separate the art from the artist and made it to about halfway through episode two. Then that POS Donald Trump sat down on screen, and the TV went straight off. ✌️📺
June 8, 2026 at 7:37 PM
Attempted to check out the Hulk Hogan documentary on Netflix. I was doing my best to separate the art from the artist and made it to about halfway through episode two. Then that POS Donald Trump sat down on screen, and the TV went straight off. ✌️📺
I had a wonderful dream last night, and I've been riding that serotonin all day. I fell in love again, and it felt like the first time all over again, naive, exciting, and delightfully uncertain. Too bad that beautiful stranger only exists in my dreams.
June 6, 2026 at 7:43 PM
I had a wonderful dream last night, and I've been riding that serotonin all day. I fell in love again, and it felt like the first time all over again, naive, exciting, and delightfully uncertain. Too bad that beautiful stranger only exists in my dreams.
Cancer sucks, and I genuinely hope Pam Bondi beats it. Then she can live long enough to be held fully accountable and spend a fair amount of time in prison.
May 28, 2026 at 1:58 AM
Cancer sucks, and I genuinely hope Pam Bondi beats it. Then she can live long enough to be held fully accountable and spend a fair amount of time in prison.
I took a morning stroll through The Gateway. While it’s definitely a shadow of its former self, the potential here is massive. Seeing it made me realize all over again how much I love Salt Lake City. 🏙️✨ #SLC #TheGateway #SaltLakeCity
May 24, 2026 at 4:21 PM
I took a morning stroll through The Gateway. While it’s definitely a shadow of its former self, the potential here is massive. Seeing it made me realize all over again how much I love Salt Lake City. 🏙️✨ #SLC #TheGateway #SaltLakeCity
Sometimes I wonder if the media I consume is unfairly demonizing Donald Trump, but then I see that vile piece of shit is literally hosting a Christian Nationalist rally at the national mall.
May 18, 2026 at 2:05 AM
Sometimes I wonder if the media I consume is unfairly demonizing Donald Trump, but then I see that vile piece of shit is literally hosting a Christian Nationalist rally at the national mall.
The real story isn’t “skeptical justices.” It’s that this argument is being taken seriously at all.
April 4, 2026 at 2:28 PM
The real story isn’t “skeptical justices.” It’s that this argument is being taken seriously at all.
I have a horrible feeling. Do you think Trump would stage a terrorist attack to remain in power?
March 27, 2026 at 1:05 AM
I have a horrible feeling. Do you think Trump would stage a terrorist attack to remain in power?
Here’s the thing, when something sounds that outrageous, it should immediately raise your skepticism. Big claims need big proof, otherwise they don’t hold up. No matter how many words you use.
March 19, 2026 at 3:33 AM
Here’s the thing, when something sounds that outrageous, it should immediately raise your skepticism. Big claims need big proof, otherwise they don’t hold up. No matter how many words you use.
Since 2018, Monster Dynamics has helped facilitate nearly 2,000 real estate transactions across Utah. 🏡
Along the way we have faced many challenges. With every transaction our problem solving knowledge-base grew stronger and our systems got sharper.
You could say our little monster grew up. 👁️
Along the way we have faced many challenges. With every transaction our problem solving knowledge-base grew stronger and our systems got sharper.
You could say our little monster grew up. 👁️
March 7, 2026 at 7:02 PM
Since 2018, Monster Dynamics has helped facilitate nearly 2,000 real estate transactions across Utah. 🏡
Along the way we have faced many challenges. With every transaction our problem solving knowledge-base grew stronger and our systems got sharper.
You could say our little monster grew up. 👁️
Along the way we have faced many challenges. With every transaction our problem solving knowledge-base grew stronger and our systems got sharper.
You could say our little monster grew up. 👁️
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As a child protection professional, I can tell you the death penalty is NOT an awesome solution to child sexual abuse. Most children are abused by family members; they will not report if their family members will die as a result.
February 15, 2026 at 2:51 AM
As a child protection professional, I can tell you the death penalty is NOT an awesome solution to child sexual abuse. Most children are abused by family members; they will not report if their family members will die as a result.
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Wake the fuck up, America!
February 1, 2026 at 8:15 AM
Wake the fuck up, America!
Utah passed Prop 4 because trust in redistricting was broken. Repealing it breaks trust again. Decline to sign.
February 1, 2026 at 1:56 PM
Utah passed Prop 4 because trust in redistricting was broken. Repealing it breaks trust again. Decline to sign.
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NEW: Why is your personal data being put in harm’s way?
The answer is simple: Trump wants to control who can vote in elections.
The DOJ’s voter data scheme is nothing more than an attempt to incorrectly purge eligible voters from the rolls — all in the name of winning, Dan Vicuña writes.
The answer is simple: Trump wants to control who can vote in elections.
The DOJ’s voter data scheme is nothing more than an attempt to incorrectly purge eligible voters from the rolls — all in the name of winning, Dan Vicuña writes.
Standing up to DOJ’s voter roll power grab
Why would the administration place your personal data in harm’s way? The answer returns to Trump’s Big Lie.
www.democracydocket.com
January 30, 2026 at 8:23 PM
NEW: Why is your personal data being put in harm’s way?
The answer is simple: Trump wants to control who can vote in elections.
The DOJ’s voter data scheme is nothing more than an attempt to incorrectly purge eligible voters from the rolls — all in the name of winning, Dan Vicuña writes.
The answer is simple: Trump wants to control who can vote in elections.
The DOJ’s voter data scheme is nothing more than an attempt to incorrectly purge eligible voters from the rolls — all in the name of winning, Dan Vicuña writes.
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The Utah State Legislature is getting under way, so here’s your guide on “How to Speak Legislature” from some Capitol Hill-types that I encounter regularly: www.fox13now.com/news/politic... #utpol #Utah
January 20, 2026 at 1:31 AM
The Utah State Legislature is getting under way, so here’s your guide on “How to Speak Legislature” from some Capitol Hill-types that I encounter regularly: www.fox13now.com/news/politic... #utpol #Utah