t s a m
@tsamasaurusrex.bsky.social
Lvl 35 Gay Boy.
Bookish nerd. Coffee slut. Husband.
Maybe vaguely NSFW at times but, y’know, in a cute way. He/Him 🏳️🌈🍉
psn: tsamasaurusrex
switch: sw-7089-7863-3009
Bookish nerd. Coffee slut. Husband.
Maybe vaguely NSFW at times but, y’know, in a cute way. He/Him 🏳️🌈🍉
psn: tsamasaurusrex
switch: sw-7089-7863-3009
They’ve launched an AI model at work and everyone is being encouraged to use it, and I’m just there like
Greta Thunberg: How Dare You!
ALT: Greta Thunberg: How Dare You!
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September 24, 2026 at 10:48 AM
They’ve launched an AI model at work and everyone is being encouraged to use it, and I’m just there like
Didn’t realise my ID card for work was on display and an old lady said she used to be called Potts and she got bullied and hated it 💔😭
September 13, 2026 at 8:55 AM
Didn’t realise my ID card for work was on display and an old lady said she used to be called Potts and she got bullied and hated it 💔😭
Pret not being open until 10 on a Sunday is, frankly, a hate crime
September 13, 2026 at 8:46 AM
Pret not being open until 10 on a Sunday is, frankly, a hate crime
There’s a kid waiting for the bus with a full size Hyrox backpack, covered in those velcro patches of, like, flags and “athlete”… he’s maybe 11…
September 9, 2026 at 6:58 AM
There’s a kid waiting for the bus with a full size Hyrox backpack, covered in those velcro patches of, like, flags and “athlete”… he’s maybe 11…
First day in a new store with a new team today, so I guess I need to temper my sense of humour until I work out who’s cool and won’t run to HR when I make a horrifically bitchy comment, or a “that’s homophobic” joke about a minor inconvenience
September 1, 2026 at 5:42 AM
First day in a new store with a new team today, so I guess I need to temper my sense of humour until I work out who’s cool and won’t run to HR when I make a horrifically bitchy comment, or a “that’s homophobic” joke about a minor inconvenience
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July 29, 2026 at 5:38 PM
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No spoilers but the absolute correct queen won Canada’s All Stars and I’m so happy
August 14, 2026 at 7:51 PM
No spoilers but the absolute correct queen won Canada’s All Stars and I’m so happy
Whyyyyyyyyyy am I wide awake?!
August 3, 2026 at 12:21 AM
Whyyyyyyyyyy am I wide awake?!
Do you know how hard it is to do the Mic Drop choreography while holding a tray of coffees? Cause it’s really hard.
July 20, 2026 at 7:31 AM
Do you know how hard it is to do the Mic Drop choreography while holding a tray of coffees? Cause it’s really hard.
Today is a busy day
July 16, 2026 at 2:33 PM
Today is a busy day
Fucking nailed it 💪🏼
Guess who forgot they had a presentation to do at 11 today and so has spent the last two hours at work in a caffeine induced fever dream pretending they were still in uni 😅
July 14, 2026 at 10:55 AM
Fucking nailed it 💪🏼
Guess who forgot they had a presentation to do at 11 today and so has spent the last two hours at work in a caffeine induced fever dream pretending they were still in uni 😅
July 14, 2026 at 9:30 AM
Guess who forgot they had a presentation to do at 11 today and so has spent the last two hours at work in a caffeine induced fever dream pretending they were still in uni 😅
Be who you want, present yourself how you want, dress however you want, just please practice basic personal hygiene and wear deodorant 😭
July 14, 2026 at 9:29 AM
Be who you want, present yourself how you want, dress however you want, just please practice basic personal hygiene and wear deodorant 😭
Ok, I’ll bite
What Pokémon type am I?
What Pokémon type am I?
July 11, 2026 at 8:12 PM
Ok, I’ll bite
What Pokémon type am I?
What Pokémon type am I?
Rewatching Canada’s Drag Race S1 and the judging of the first episode is so out of pocket! How you sending the two best looks on the runway off as safe?!
July 9, 2026 at 8:05 PM
Rewatching Canada’s Drag Race S1 and the judging of the first episode is so out of pocket! How you sending the two best looks on the runway off as safe?!
Bory, we need to have a chat, because sleeping til 9 instead of 8 is not a lie in…
July 8, 2026 at 8:27 AM
Bory, we need to have a chat, because sleeping til 9 instead of 8 is not a lie in…
Went to BTS last night and it was honestly one of, if not the, best concert I’ve ever been to. The showmanship, the staging, the atmosphere, just unreal. Genuinely feels like one of those cultural moments that you get to brag about like “yeah, I was there” 💜
July 7, 2026 at 7:55 AM
Went to BTS last night and it was honestly one of, if not the, best concert I’ve ever been to. The showmanship, the staging, the atmosphere, just unreal. Genuinely feels like one of those cultural moments that you get to brag about like “yeah, I was there” 💜
For some unknown reason, I woke up at 04:45 and then couldn’t really get back to sleep and now I think I’ve realised that it’s cause I’ve got a sore throat and slightly blocked nose and this is NOT ok
July 4, 2026 at 5:55 AM
For some unknown reason, I woke up at 04:45 and then couldn’t really get back to sleep and now I think I’ve realised that it’s cause I’ve got a sore throat and slightly blocked nose and this is NOT ok
Hotel hair dryers where you need to hold the button down for them to work should be illegal
July 2, 2026 at 6:54 AM
Hotel hair dryers where you need to hold the button down for them to work should be illegal
Had some news this morning that has me feeling very very conflicted 😐
July 1, 2026 at 6:21 AM
Had some news this morning that has me feeling very very conflicted 😐
Obligatory Edinburgh zoo visit animal photo spam incoming
June 27, 2026 at 6:42 PM
Obligatory Edinburgh zoo visit animal photo spam incoming
June 26, 2026 at 5:55 PM
I’ve just spent an hour with one the IT team at work trying to fix an app issue. In that time he:
- asked me for my name and store no fewer than 6 times
- copy pasted the script they use directly into the chat without changing any details
- referred to me as [BA Name] twice
- asked me for my name and store no fewer than 6 times
- copy pasted the script they use directly into the chat without changing any details
- referred to me as [BA Name] twice
June 26, 2026 at 10:20 AM
I’ve just spent an hour with one the IT team at work trying to fix an app issue. In that time he:
- asked me for my name and store no fewer than 6 times
- copy pasted the script they use directly into the chat without changing any details
- referred to me as [BA Name] twice
- asked me for my name and store no fewer than 6 times
- copy pasted the script they use directly into the chat without changing any details
- referred to me as [BA Name] twice
Oh great, a thunderstorm just as I need to leave for work… joy…
June 26, 2026 at 6:20 AM
Oh great, a thunderstorm just as I need to leave for work… joy…