The Simpsons Game Quotes
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Posts random out of context quotes from The Simpsons Game (2007)
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Run by @edness.bsky.social
Brandine: You're wicked!
October 6, 2026 at 8:00 AM
Brandine: You're wicked!
Wiseguy: Bip-bip-bip Bip-bip-bip. I've never heard a medley of hit movie tunes mangled like that. I saw James Horner in the audience puking. I kid, but really…
October 6, 2026 at 4:00 AM
Wiseguy: Bip-bip-bip Bip-bip-bip. I've never heard a medley of hit movie tunes mangled like that. I saw James Horner in the audience puking. I kid, but really…
Homer: I wish we had time to make snow angels.
October 6, 2026 at 12:00 AM
Homer: I wish we had time to make snow angels.
Bart: Hard to saw when you're unconscious!
October 5, 2026 at 8:00 PM
Bart: Hard to saw when you're unconscious!
Comic Book Guy: Loneliness and cheeseburgers are a dangerous mix.
October 5, 2026 at 4:00 PM
Comic Book Guy: Loneliness and cheeseburgers are a dangerous mix.
Groundskeeper Willie: I had no idea Bart was so ripped!
October 5, 2026 at 12:00 PM
Groundskeeper Willie: I had no idea Bart was so ripped!
Marge: Simon says wait!
October 5, 2026 at 8:00 AM
Marge: Simon says wait!
King Snorky: I'm dyin' Ma! I'm dyin'!
October 5, 2026 at 4:00 AM
King Snorky: I'm dyin' Ma! I'm dyin'!
Krusty the Clown: I'll go "Itchy and Scratchy" on this thing.
October 5, 2026 at 12:00 AM
Krusty the Clown: I'll go "Itchy and Scratchy" on this thing.
Kearney: I hate how the clouds are all stormy and junk!
October 4, 2026 at 8:00 PM
Kearney: I hate how the clouds are all stormy and junk!
Janey: This game is totally worth $59.95!
October 4, 2026 at 4:00 PM
Janey: This game is totally worth $59.95!
Grampa: Zzzz, Ha choo bet joo fee hep beb.
October 4, 2026 at 12:00 PM
Grampa: Zzzz, Ha choo bet joo fee hep beb.
Homer: Humans totally rule!
October 4, 2026 at 8:00 AM
Homer: Humans totally rule!
Snake: Cool. I'll totally meditate and get my chakras in order.
October 4, 2026 at 4:00 AM
Snake: Cool. I'll totally meditate and get my chakras in order.
Homer: Aww, even his lawn is nicer than mine! Maybe I should try hydro-seeding...
October 4, 2026 at 12:00 AM
Homer: Aww, even his lawn is nicer than mine! Maybe I should try hydro-seeding...
Bart: If you were talking about school I'd agree!
October 3, 2026 at 8:00 PM
Bart: If you were talking about school I'd agree!
Wiseguy: Time for street violence.
October 3, 2026 at 4:00 PM
Wiseguy: Time for street violence.
Cletus: Lookie here!
October 3, 2026 at 12:00 PM
Cletus: Lookie here!
Nelson: One time I saw a boob on a show. It was all right.
October 3, 2026 at 8:00 AM
Nelson: One time I saw a boob on a show. It was all right.
Kearney: Don't be such a wuss! Give up!
October 3, 2026 at 4:00 AM
Kearney: Don't be such a wuss! Give up!
Ralph: Helping is helpful!
October 3, 2026 at 12:00 AM
Ralph: Helping is helpful!
Chief Wiggum: Lou says dolphins are rioting on the pier. Nothing to worry about - just dolphins being dolphins.
October 2, 2026 at 8:00 PM
Chief Wiggum: Lou says dolphins are rioting on the pier. Nothing to worry about - just dolphins being dolphins.
Rod: Don't you want to go to heaven?
October 2, 2026 at 4:00 PM
Rod: Don't you want to go to heaven?
Homer: You law-talkin' guys have gone too far.
October 2, 2026 at 12:00 PM
Homer: You law-talkin' guys have gone too far.
Groundskeeper Willie: Ah, thank you. You've made an illegal immigrant very happy.
October 2, 2026 at 8:00 AM
Groundskeeper Willie: Ah, thank you. You've made an illegal immigrant very happy.