Mia the Calligrapher
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you know what it is, shitposter, merchant of vicious mockery, inking up the internet for nearly a decade. I write your funny words magic man
my girlfriend's building is coin laundry and mine's an in-unit, so she'll occasionally do laundry at mine to save money. tell me you're dating a blue collar without telling me meme because I just found a drill bit in the laundry
September 24, 2026 at 6:13 PM
my girlfriend's building is coin laundry and mine's an in-unit, so she'll occasionally do laundry at mine to save money. tell me you're dating a blue collar without telling me meme because I just found a drill bit in the laundry
they don't tell you how much of adult friendship is sending each other pictures of dinners you cobble together
September 20, 2026 at 11:55 PM
they don't tell you how much of adult friendship is sending each other pictures of dinners you cobble together
these days it's taking all that i fucken got not to fall down the endless yaoi/yuri hole and not come up for air til everything sucks less but yknow we gotta do it scared, do it bored, just do it, whatevether the fuck
September 16, 2026 at 7:53 AM
these days it's taking all that i fucken got not to fall down the endless yaoi/yuri hole and not come up for air til everything sucks less but yknow we gotta do it scared, do it bored, just do it, whatevether the fuck
man dreams are weird. why did i think i had to build a perfect lego shadow the hedgehog to get into the movies and why was i so upset that I couldn't find the pieces because they were lost in a bunch of other people's lego sets. damn i was so mad they weren't helping me find my pieces
September 12, 2026 at 2:13 PM
man dreams are weird. why did i think i had to build a perfect lego shadow the hedgehog to get into the movies and why was i so upset that I couldn't find the pieces because they were lost in a bunch of other people's lego sets. damn i was so mad they weren't helping me find my pieces
chao... my stalwart stomach flu companion.... she's been napping and purring more in my bed since i got sick and i have to assume she thinks the cuddles are healing me
September 12, 2026 at 12:15 AM
chao... my stalwart stomach flu companion.... she's been napping and purring more in my bed since i got sick and i have to assume she thinks the cuddles are healing me
I don't run for my health, I run because I'm a walk & yapper and I'm dating someone a good 7 inches taller than I am
September 4, 2026 at 2:23 AM
I don't run for my health, I run because I'm a walk & yapper and I'm dating someone a good 7 inches taller than I am
There's "local bands" and there's whatever the hell the frontman to a three band bar concert showing up to park dodgeball is
September 3, 2026 at 2:39 PM
There's "local bands" and there's whatever the hell the frontman to a three band bar concert showing up to park dodgeball is
This is a public apology to chao for bonking her tiny baby head on a drawer handle when I scooped her earlier. 10,000 years of jail for the me
September 2, 2026 at 8:36 PM
This is a public apology to chao for bonking her tiny baby head on a drawer handle when I scooped her earlier. 10,000 years of jail for the me
trying out a new brand of canned pate for chao's wet meal. tremendously disconcerted by how closely it smells to my favourite branned of tinned meat
September 2, 2026 at 3:33 PM
trying out a new brand of canned pate for chao's wet meal. tremendously disconcerted by how closely it smells to my favourite branned of tinned meat
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Me and my roommate ordered two xl pizzas like two days ago and over the course of eating the occasional overcheesed pizza meal these last couple days, I am beginning to seriously question my lactose tolerance
August 25, 2026 at 8:50 PM
Me and my roommate ordered two xl pizzas like two days ago and over the course of eating the occasional overcheesed pizza meal these last couple days, I am beginning to seriously question my lactose tolerance
my soda is a filthy liar.... colour of delicious bubbling wenge, but there is nary but a drop of syrup in this concoction to flavour it. ts is like drinking a brown sparkling water.
August 18, 2026 at 3:58 AM
my soda is a filthy liar.... colour of delicious bubbling wenge, but there is nary but a drop of syrup in this concoction to flavour it. ts is like drinking a brown sparkling water.
After a con my brain conks me out really early because it thinks it needs to set up a booth at 8 am. Anyways it's 7:30 and I'm off in my PJs to pick up an ice coffee ig
August 5, 2026 at 11:28 AM
After a con my brain conks me out really early because it thinks it needs to set up a booth at 8 am. Anyways it's 7:30 and I'm off in my PJs to pick up an ice coffee ig
My Norwegian 6 ft daywalker of a brother in law is made of bones and paleness but he's also a marathon runner so watching him house a plate and a half of pasta at the Italian restaurant is fascinating
July 18, 2026 at 5:58 PM
My Norwegian 6 ft daywalker of a brother in law is made of bones and paleness but he's also a marathon runner so watching him house a plate and a half of pasta at the Italian restaurant is fascinating
She loves the leg triangle
July 15, 2026 at 5:44 AM
She loves the leg triangle
apropos of absolutely nothing i'm craving a barley tea rn
July 15, 2026 at 5:02 AM
apropos of absolutely nothing i'm craving a barley tea rn
self aware kpop fans are funny as fuck. I was at a trinket trade when the friend of the person on the picnic blanket beside me returned triumphantly with "I HAVE TWO KOREAN MEN" and brandishing photocards they'd bartered for. Yeah dawg that sure is two random korean men
July 14, 2026 at 7:54 PM
self aware kpop fans are funny as fuck. I was at a trinket trade when the friend of the person on the picnic blanket beside me returned triumphantly with "I HAVE TWO KOREAN MEN" and brandishing photocards they'd bartered for. Yeah dawg that sure is two random korean men
Picking the delicious squid morsels out of my haemuljeon like a bird pecking for worms
July 11, 2026 at 10:12 PM
Picking the delicious squid morsels out of my haemuljeon like a bird pecking for worms
five am and the unmistakable sound of a ping pong ball batted via cat paw announces that i have a new bedmate for a while
July 7, 2026 at 8:55 AM
five am and the unmistakable sound of a ping pong ball batted via cat paw announces that i have a new bedmate for a while
Fun fact I work from my bedroom office and it's east facing, so unless I wanna work in total blackout curtain darkness or eye blinding brightness I can't work in the mornings
July 1, 2026 at 2:40 PM
Fun fact I work from my bedroom office and it's east facing, so unless I wanna work in total blackout curtain darkness or eye blinding brightness I can't work in the mornings
i uh. i saw a screenshot of this. and had to make fanart
July 1, 2026 at 12:45 AM
i uh. i saw a screenshot of this. and had to make fanart
i dont really follow fifa but last night my feeds were FLOODED with hatsune miku bc of the japan v brazil game and i think that's beautiful
June 30, 2026 at 12:40 PM
i dont really follow fifa but last night my feeds were FLOODED with hatsune miku bc of the japan v brazil game and i think that's beautiful
dipped back into minecraft on a whim, promptly forgot that the only mod that persists in every iteration of the game I run is the one that turns every fox into my buddy sean's foxsona. which is a teal fox in proper hi-vis OSHA compliant gear.
June 25, 2026 at 9:22 PM
dipped back into minecraft on a whim, promptly forgot that the only mod that persists in every iteration of the game I run is the one that turns every fox into my buddy sean's foxsona. which is a teal fox in proper hi-vis OSHA compliant gear.
Look I used to be a country music hater too. Take my hand, friend. There's far more than just stadium country out there
June 25, 2026 at 11:12 AM
Look I used to be a country music hater too. Take my hand, friend. There's far more than just stadium country out there
they want me to hate you, iceberg lettuce but could never. my beloved crunchy water....
June 23, 2026 at 6:55 AM
they want me to hate you, iceberg lettuce but could never. my beloved crunchy water....