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florzinha @tudoflor.bsky.social · Jan 24
guilty feet have got no rhythm
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zwera.bsky.social
Boneco palito segurando garfo e faca olhando pra dois bolos e falando puta merda dois bolos
February 23, 2026 at 10:15 AM
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aiexandrre.bsky.social
Bom dia
February 23, 2026 at 12:11 PM
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kireinoyuri.bsky.social
SÍ, LO SIENTO JOER xDDD
February 3, 2026 at 5:45 PM
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gabibianco.bsky.social
A fornecedora de energia de Milão é...

a ENEL.

Juro.
rodger.bsky.social Rodger Sherman @rodger.bsky.social · Feb 4
UPDATE: four minutes into the first event of the Winter Olympics, there has been a power outage
February 4, 2026 at 6:50 PM
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windblow.org
God forbid a girl have hobbies
meggardiner.bsky.social Meg Gardiner @meggardiner.bsky.social · Feb 3
Crime headline of the day.
Mugshot of a woman with the caption: A Florida woman has been accused of driving a motorized shopping cart through a Target while drinking wine from the bottle and eating sushi and cinnamon rolls.
February 3, 2026 at 11:19 PM
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rinya.tgirl.gay
Art of a manga girl running, the background is plain red, and there is a caption nearly fitted in saying: Not to self diagnose But I think I'm fucking cooked
February 3, 2026 at 2:51 PM
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joshuaerlich.bsky.social
he always had trouble with anti-virus measures
okmagazine.com OK! Magazine @okmagazine.com · Jan 30
Bill Gates allegedly caught an STD when he cheated on then-wife Melinda Gates, newly released emails in the Jeffrey Epstein files revealed.
Bill Gates Shocker! Billionaire Got an STD After Cheating on His Wife With 'Russian Girls,' Jeffrey Epstein Files Claim
okmagazine.com
January 31, 2026 at 1:14 AM
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gianmarcosoresi.bsky.social
Now we know why Bill Gates is so invested in global immunization
January 31, 2026 at 2:54 PM
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heloisarmarques.bsky.social
A lenda urbana das pessoas que sabem separar relação pessoal de relação profissional
January 26, 2026 at 11:28 PM
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anaolivias.bsky.social
Doguinha segue a procura de um lar.
Compartilha, gente 🤍
Cachorrinha fiapo de manga no colo olhando a pet shop em volta, ao fundo as prateleiras da pet shop
January 24, 2026 at 9:52 PM
tudoflor.bsky.social
January 25, 2026 at 12:09 AM
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alinelks.bsky.social
Uma mulher no meu prédio esses dias tava criticando vacina e dizendo q nao servia pra nada pq ninguém sabia a procedência

Hoje saiu daqui numa ambulância pq teve uma reação adversa a uma caneta de emagrecimento proibida pela anvisa que ela comprou na feira pq uma amiga indicou..

Lindo o ser humano
January 24, 2026 at 10:34 PM
tudoflor.bsky.social
fiquei meio anônima aqui mas se a pessoa me conhece vai saber que sou eu pelo pinado
January 24, 2026 at 9:48 PM
tudoflor.bsky.social
guilty feet have got no rhythm
January 24, 2026 at 9:33 PM
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137magdiel.bsky.social
January 24, 2026 at 6:31 PM
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junlper.beer
January 22, 2026 at 10:09 PM
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vitorgabriel.bsky.social
O casting de O Agente Secreto:
January 22, 2026 at 3:46 PM
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mrcaio.bsky.social
Levar a cremosa pra gente se beijar no corredor da justiça social, renda básica universal, escala 4x3 e do comunismo.
Foto de um corredor de supermercado. Apontada para o teto. De cima, uma placa desce do teto escrito "Viver Bem" e o número do corredor, 34.
January 20, 2026 at 8:14 PM
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lauraillustrates.bsky.social
🐊🪶🐟
illustration of a mangrove scene featuring a crocodile, ibises, egrets, gars, raccoons, crabs, and fish
November 25, 2024 at 8:03 PM
tudoflor.bsky.social
o cara faz tudo pra não trabalhar
revistaforum.com.br Revista Fórum @revistaforum.com.br · Jan 19
Nikolas está indo a pé de MG a Brasília para protestar contra prisão de Bolsonaro

Internautas sugeriram que trajeto começasse no Amapá e o lembraram de levar guarda-chuva e protetor solar. “Marcha” começou nesta segunda (19)
Nikolas está indo a pé de MG a Brasília para protestar contra prisão de Bolsonaro - Revista Fórum
O deputado federal Nikolas Ferreira (PL-MG) anunciou que começou nesta segunda-feira (19) uma “marcha” de Minas Gerais até Brasília como forma de protesto
revistaforum.com.br
January 19, 2026 at 11:32 PM
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marciovianna.bsky.social
Açafrão do Norte ✍🏻
January 19, 2026 at 8:31 PM