femke van dam
@tulipfields.bsky.social
𝘪𝘬 𝘴𝘤𝘩𝘳𝘪𝘫𝘧 𝘫𝘦 𝘯𝘦𝘦𝘳 𝘰𝘱 𝘱𝘢𝘱𝘪𝘦𝘳, 𝘵𝘦𝘳𝘸𝘪𝘫𝘭 𝘫𝘦 𝘢𝘭𝘴 𝘦𝘦𝘯 𝘣𝘰𝘰𝘮𝘨𝘢𝘢𝘳𝘥 𝘪𝘯 𝘫𝘶𝘭𝘪 𝘻𝘸𝘦𝘭𝘵 𝘦𝘯 𝘣𝘭𝘰𝘦𝘪𝘵
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𝘪𝘤𝘰𝘯 𝘣𝘺 𝘯𝘰𝘳𝘥𝘪𝘤𝘬𝘪𝘦𝘴；𝘢𝘱𝘩 𝘯𝘺𝘰 𝘯𝘦𝘵𝘩𝘦𝘳𝘭𝘢𝘯𝘥𝘴 𝘳𝘱 𝘢𝘤𝘤𝘰𝘶𝘯𝘵
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𝘪𝘤𝘰𝘯 𝘣𝘺 𝘯𝘰𝘳𝘥𝘪𝘤𝘬𝘪𝘦𝘴；𝘢𝘱𝘩 𝘯𝘺𝘰 𝘯𝘦𝘵𝘩𝘦𝘳𝘭𝘢𝘯𝘥𝘴 𝘳𝘱 𝘢𝘤𝘤𝘰𝘶𝘯𝘵
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femke van dam
@tulipfields.bsky.social
· Aug 19
𝘭𝘪𝘨 𝘸𝘢𝘬𝘬𝘦𝘳 𝘪𝘯 𝘮𝘪𝘫𝘯 𝘣𝘦𝘥, 𝘩𝘰𝘰𝘧𝘥 𝘷𝘰𝘭 𝘮𝘦𝘵 𝘨𝘦𝘥𝘢𝘤𝘩𝘵𝘦𝘯
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ᯓ ⊱ aph nyo netherlands rp ⋆˚࿔
₊˚.✿ holly ‒ mun ⌞ 18 + ⌝
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𝘥𝘦 𝘵𝘪𝘫𝘥 𝘵𝘪𝘬𝘵 𝘭𝘢𝘯𝘨𝘻𝘢𝘢𝘮 𝘥𝘰𝘰𝘳, 𝘴𝘭𝘢𝘱𝘦𝘭𝘰𝘻𝘦 𝘯𝘢𝘤𝘩𝘵𝘦𝘯
#hetalia #hetaliarp
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ᯓ ⊱ aph nyo netherlands rp ⋆˚࿔
₊˚.✿ holly ‒ mun ⌞ 18 + ⌝
─────⋆⊱𖥸⊰⋆ ─────
𝘥𝘦 𝘵𝘪𝘫𝘥 𝘵𝘪𝘬𝘵 𝘭𝘢𝘯𝘨𝘻𝘢𝘢𝘮 𝘥𝘰𝘰𝘳, 𝘴𝘭𝘢𝘱𝘦𝘭𝘰𝘻𝘦 𝘯𝘢𝘤𝘩𝘵𝘦𝘯
#hetalia #hetaliarp
well then, shouldn't you advertise that ? make it seem as though your rival's success is only because you laid the groundwork.
i'd usually charge for this type of financial council, you know.
i'd usually charge for this type of financial council, you know.
It might be, but the materials that he uses are from the best country, DENMARK.
i had thought that was more sweden's domain.
September 12, 2026 at 9:32 PM
well then, shouldn't you advertise that ? make it seem as though your rival's success is only because you laid the groundwork.
i'd usually charge for this type of financial council, you know.
i'd usually charge for this type of financial council, you know.
ugh, as if.
( she's walking off. not worth her time ! )
( she's walking off. not worth her time ! )
[He's stumbling back but hes chuckling. He puts his hands up in surrender]
Okay, okay! You win! You win! Don't be so sad, mi tulipán! There is plenty of me to go around when you change your mind ~
Okay, okay! You win! You win! Don't be so sad, mi tulipán! There is plenty of me to go around when you change your mind ~
ugh.
( she roughly shoves him off her, not particularly caring if he gets pushed over or not. )
this is what i mean by making it my problem. don't call me that again, klootzak.
( she roughly shoves him off her, not particularly caring if he gets pushed over or not. )
this is what i mean by making it my problem. don't call me that again, klootzak.
September 12, 2026 at 6:58 PM
ugh, as if.
( she's walking off. not worth her time ! )
( she's walking off. not worth her time ! )
ugh.
( she roughly shoves him off her, not particularly caring if he gets pushed over or not. )
this is what i mean by making it my problem. don't call me that again, klootzak.
( she roughly shoves him off her, not particularly caring if he gets pushed over or not. )
this is what i mean by making it my problem. don't call me that again, klootzak.
Hey! Be hating on the game, not on the player!!
[He throws an arm around her shoulders but its kinda awkward bc of the height difference.]
Ehh, you enjoy solving the problems, no? How about you try to solve this one, baby?
[He throws an arm around her shoulders but its kinda awkward bc of the height difference.]
Ehh, you enjoy solving the problems, no? How about you try to solve this one, baby?
you flirt with women by acting on their maternal instincts ? psh.
i said any woman. not me. you're free to admire me, just don't make it my problem.
i said any woman. not me. you're free to admire me, just don't make it my problem.
September 12, 2026 at 5:59 PM
ugh.
( she roughly shoves him off her, not particularly caring if he gets pushed over or not. )
this is what i mean by making it my problem. don't call me that again, klootzak.
( she roughly shoves him off her, not particularly caring if he gets pushed over or not. )
this is what i mean by making it my problem. don't call me that again, klootzak.
you flirt with women by acting on their maternal instincts ? psh.
i said any woman. not me. you're free to admire me, just don't make it my problem.
i said any woman. not me. you're free to admire me, just don't make it my problem.
Ehh, the pathetic act works for a lot of ladies! They see something worth protecting and it channels their need to cherish. Is science!
Eheheh, besides... What am I hearing here is that I am allowed to admire you! Just not like a kicked puppy.
Eheheh, besides... What am I hearing here is that I am allowed to admire you! Just not like a kicked puppy.
if you're going to admire any women, don't be so pathetic about it
September 12, 2026 at 4:25 PM
you flirt with women by acting on their maternal instincts ? psh.
i said any woman. not me. you're free to admire me, just don't make it my problem.
i said any woman. not me. you're free to admire me, just don't make it my problem.
if you're going to admire any women, don't be so pathetic about it
I say I am the perfect age to admire such a gorgeous lady such as yourself ~
you are much too old to act like this. behave.
September 12, 2026 at 4:16 PM
if you're going to admire any women, don't be so pathetic about it
you are much too old to act like this. behave.
g g gulp.... theres so many pretty girls around... 🤤🥰
September 12, 2026 at 4:06 PM
you are much too old to act like this. behave.
i had thought that was more sweden's domain.
If ya guys are looking for furniture for gifts or anything, you can call me. 💋
I made furniture 100% handmade with love.
I made furniture 100% handmade with love.
September 12, 2026 at 12:34 PM
i had thought that was more sweden's domain.
( nodding along. she won't speak, she's not involved so she doesn't really have anything to add. but it's nice to hear her friend stand up for his beliefs ! )
September 5, 2026 at 11:05 PM
( nodding along. she won't speak, she's not involved so she doesn't really have anything to add. but it's nice to hear her friend stand up for his beliefs ! )
ALRIGHT. enough of that.
canada wanted to bring up something, and i expect it to be more insightful than anything you sex-depraved perverts have said so far.
canada wanted to bring up something, and i expect it to be more insightful than anything you sex-depraved perverts have said so far.
September 5, 2026 at 10:34 PM
ALRIGHT. enough of that.
canada wanted to bring up something, and i expect it to be more insightful than anything you sex-depraved perverts have said so far.
canada wanted to bring up something, and i expect it to be more insightful than anything you sex-depraved perverts have said so far.
i agree with the italians. for once. the only way to get proper understanding for sexual safety is to directly talk about it.
September 5, 2026 at 8:50 PM
i agree with the italians. for once. the only way to get proper understanding for sexual safety is to directly talk about it.
( no she did NOT !! she was being dirty !! )
how kind of you, she'll appreciate that. you're a dear.
you must let me know when the weather is right. i wanted to go on a holiday soon anyway. get away from this continent.
how kind of you, she'll appreciate that. you're a dear.
you must let me know when the weather is right. i wanted to go on a holiday soon anyway. get away from this continent.
Gah...!
[Blushing!! Did his long time best friend just call him fat?!?? How does he even respond to that!?!]
Y-Yeah, no, for sure..! You are so right as usual...!
[He's perking up at the mention of bunni,,]
O-Oh! Oui..! It will be nice to see her again..! I'll get her the treats she likes..!
[Blushing!! Did his long time best friend just call him fat?!?? How does he even respond to that!?!]
Y-Yeah, no, for sure..! You are so right as usual...!
[He's perking up at the mention of bunni,,]
O-Oh! Oui..! It will be nice to see her again..! I'll get her the treats she likes..!
maybe, but don't be stupid. your greenhouses are much more suited to your climate. besides, you're so ... big. you don't need to worry much about space, i'm sure.
( she looks him up and down. she means the land. the country. probably. )
good good. i might bring nina along, then.
( her bunny !! )
( she looks him up and down. she means the land. the country. probably. )
good good. i might bring nina along, then.
( her bunny !! )
September 5, 2026 at 1:32 AM
( no she did NOT !! she was being dirty !! )
how kind of you, she'll appreciate that. you're a dear.
you must let me know when the weather is right. i wanted to go on a holiday soon anyway. get away from this continent.
how kind of you, she'll appreciate that. you're a dear.
you must let me know when the weather is right. i wanted to go on a holiday soon anyway. get away from this continent.
good. you're smart, you can handle him.
i suppose that is true ! but, he’s assisting in his own way, so i appreciate his words, even if they’re not suited for me !
hi darling. don't listen to anything antonio says without a financial advisor present.
September 5, 2026 at 1:01 AM
good. you're smart, you can handle him.
maybe, but don't be stupid. your greenhouses are much more suited to your climate. besides, you're so ... big. you don't need to worry much about space, i'm sure.
( she looks him up and down. she means the land. the country. probably. )
good good. i might bring nina along, then.
( her bunny !! )
( she looks him up and down. she means the land. the country. probably. )
good good. i might bring nina along, then.
( her bunny !! )
[ah!! That's making them smile!! he prides himself on his hospitality.]
F-For sure...! Maybe I should start taking notes, eheheh....!
[SIMP!!!]
You are always welcome...! Eheh...! I'll tell Mr. Kilimanjaro you're visiting...! He always appreciates seeing you..!
[. . .Kumajirō. . .]
F-For sure...! Maybe I should start taking notes, eheheh....!
[SIMP!!!]
You are always welcome...! Eheh...! I'll tell Mr. Kilimanjaro you're visiting...! He always appreciates seeing you..!
[. . .Kumajirō. . .]
no, i won't be doing that. my greenhouses are much more cost - effective and efficient for high intensity usage than yours.
... but i might come over for the ice skating. the weather in my place doesn't properly allow for it much anymore. and you've always been very hospitable, dear.
... but i might come over for the ice skating. the weather in my place doesn't properly allow for it much anymore. and you've always been very hospitable, dear.
September 5, 2026 at 12:54 AM
maybe, but don't be stupid. your greenhouses are much more suited to your climate. besides, you're so ... big. you don't need to worry much about space, i'm sure.
( she looks him up and down. she means the land. the country. probably. )
good good. i might bring nina along, then.
( her bunny !! )
( she looks him up and down. she means the land. the country. probably. )
good good. i might bring nina along, then.
( her bunny !! )
hi darling. don't listen to anything antonio says without a financial advisor present.
big sister !
September 5, 2026 at 12:44 AM
hi darling. don't listen to anything antonio says without a financial advisor present.
antonio, do not bother my little brother with your awful advice.
September 5, 2026 at 12:35 AM
antonio, do not bother my little brother with your awful advice.
no, i won't be doing that. my greenhouses are much more cost - effective and efficient for high intensity usage than yours.
... but i might come over for the ice skating. the weather in my place doesn't properly allow for it much anymore. and you've always been very hospitable, dear.
... but i might come over for the ice skating. the weather in my place doesn't properly allow for it much anymore. and you've always been very hospitable, dear.
You are always welcome to use one of my greenhouses...! Eheheh...! It is how we continue to grow crops during our strong winters...!
A-And you are always welcome to come and visit regardless, eh? I-I will make hot chocolate...!
[He wants visitors :( pls]
A-And you are always welcome to come and visit regardless, eh? I-I will make hot chocolate...!
[He wants visitors :( pls]
mhm, you're very right. it's been too long since the weather's been right for skating.
though, i hope winter won't be too harsh. not good for the tulips.
though, i hope winter won't be too harsh. not good for the tulips.
September 5, 2026 at 12:33 AM
no, i won't be doing that. my greenhouses are much more cost - effective and efficient for high intensity usage than yours.
... but i might come over for the ice skating. the weather in my place doesn't properly allow for it much anymore. and you've always been very hospitable, dear.
... but i might come over for the ice skating. the weather in my place doesn't properly allow for it much anymore. and you've always been very hospitable, dear.
mhm, you're very right. it's been too long since the weather's been right for skating.
though, i hope winter won't be too harsh. not good for the tulips.
though, i hope winter won't be too harsh. not good for the tulips.
I can't wait for winter... When my lakes freeze over, and I get to skate again... 🥰🇨🇦
September 4, 2026 at 9:39 PM
mhm, you're very right. it's been too long since the weather's been right for skating.
though, i hope winter won't be too harsh. not good for the tulips.
though, i hope winter won't be too harsh. not good for the tulips.
Reposted by femke van dam
men get hotter when they're on the brink of collapse !
September 3, 2026 at 6:59 PM
men get hotter when they're on the brink of collapse !
ugh –
no, i'm not. just wondering.
no, i'm not. just wondering.
Awesome! And I think we’re dragging every woman along. Whyyyy? You hoping for someone special~?
right. that's okay, i can bring some drinks then. who else is coming ?
August 19, 2026 at 10:13 PM
ugh –
no, i'm not. just wondering.
no, i'm not. just wondering.
right. that's okay, i can bring some drinks then. who else is coming ?
No way, never~!
And I’m not really sure…so far we’re just bringing sweets~! I can’t figure out if we’re getting alcohol as well…
And I’m not really sure…so far we’re just bringing sweets~! I can’t figure out if we’re getting alcohol as well…
you never relax, do you ? yes yes, i'm alive and well.
( she means it in a lighthearted manner ; she's happy to see her friend )
sure, but what even is that ?
( she means it in a lighthearted manner ; she's happy to see her friend )
sure, but what even is that ?
August 19, 2026 at 5:57 PM
right. that's okay, i can bring some drinks then. who else is coming ?
you never relax, do you ? yes yes, i'm alive and well.
( she means it in a lighthearted manner ; she's happy to see her friend )
sure, but what even is that ?
( she means it in a lighthearted manner ; she's happy to see her friend )
sure, but what even is that ?
[Insert high pitched happy scream and a Dane clinging onto Femke a moment later]
YOU’RE ALIVE!!!
Also, you’re coming to girls night~
YOU’RE ALIVE!!!
Also, you’re coming to girls night~
alright. what's everyone yelling about now.
August 19, 2026 at 5:41 PM
you never relax, do you ? yes yes, i'm alive and well.
( she means it in a lighthearted manner ; she's happy to see her friend )
sure, but what even is that ?
( she means it in a lighthearted manner ; she's happy to see her friend )
sure, but what even is that ?
alright. what's everyone yelling about now.
August 19, 2026 at 5:29 PM
alright. what's everyone yelling about now.
𝘭𝘪𝘨 𝘸𝘢𝘬𝘬𝘦𝘳 𝘪𝘯 𝘮𝘪𝘫𝘯 𝘣𝘦𝘥, 𝘩𝘰𝘰𝘧𝘥 𝘷𝘰𝘭 𝘮𝘦𝘵 𝘨𝘦𝘥𝘢𝘤𝘩𝘵𝘦𝘯
───── ⋆⊱𖥸⊰⋆ ─────
ᯓ ⊱ aph nyo netherlands rp ⋆˚࿔
₊˚.✿ holly ‒ mun ⌞ 18 + ⌝
─────⋆⊱𖥸⊰⋆ ─────
𝘥𝘦 𝘵𝘪𝘫𝘥 𝘵𝘪𝘬𝘵 𝘭𝘢𝘯𝘨𝘻𝘢𝘢𝘮 𝘥𝘰𝘰𝘳, 𝘴𝘭𝘢𝘱𝘦𝘭𝘰𝘻𝘦 𝘯𝘢𝘤𝘩𝘵𝘦𝘯
#hetalia #hetaliarp
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ᯓ ⊱ aph nyo netherlands rp ⋆˚࿔
₊˚.✿ holly ‒ mun ⌞ 18 + ⌝
─────⋆⊱𖥸⊰⋆ ─────
𝘥𝘦 𝘵𝘪𝘫𝘥 𝘵𝘪𝘬𝘵 𝘭𝘢𝘯𝘨𝘻𝘢𝘢𝘮 𝘥𝘰𝘰𝘳, 𝘴𝘭𝘢𝘱𝘦𝘭𝘰𝘻𝘦 𝘯𝘢𝘤𝘩𝘵𝘦𝘯
#hetalia #hetaliarp
August 19, 2026 at 4:56 PM
𝘭𝘪𝘨 𝘸𝘢𝘬𝘬𝘦𝘳 𝘪𝘯 𝘮𝘪𝘫𝘯 𝘣𝘦𝘥, 𝘩𝘰𝘰𝘧𝘥 𝘷𝘰𝘭 𝘮𝘦𝘵 𝘨𝘦𝘥𝘢𝘤𝘩𝘵𝘦𝘯
───── ⋆⊱𖥸⊰⋆ ─────
ᯓ ⊱ aph nyo netherlands rp ⋆˚࿔
₊˚.✿ holly ‒ mun ⌞ 18 + ⌝
─────⋆⊱𖥸⊰⋆ ─────
𝘥𝘦 𝘵𝘪𝘫𝘥 𝘵𝘪𝘬𝘵 𝘭𝘢𝘯𝘨𝘻𝘢𝘢𝘮 𝘥𝘰𝘰𝘳, 𝘴𝘭𝘢𝘱𝘦𝘭𝘰𝘻𝘦 𝘯𝘢𝘤𝘩𝘵𝘦𝘯
#hetalia #hetaliarp
───── ⋆⊱𖥸⊰⋆ ─────
ᯓ ⊱ aph nyo netherlands rp ⋆˚࿔
₊˚.✿ holly ‒ mun ⌞ 18 + ⌝
─────⋆⊱𖥸⊰⋆ ─────
𝘥𝘦 𝘵𝘪𝘫𝘥 𝘵𝘪𝘬𝘵 𝘭𝘢𝘯𝘨𝘻𝘢𝘢𝘮 𝘥𝘰𝘰𝘳, 𝘴𝘭𝘢𝘱𝘦𝘭𝘰𝘻𝘦 𝘯𝘢𝘤𝘩𝘵𝘦𝘯
#hetalia #hetaliarp