Masterpiece of Turkey Cleverness
@turkeycleverness.bsky.social
They/them. An ace, agender, autistic fren-shaped person. Owned by three cats. And a Roomba with googly eyes. Roughly 1/3 cats, 1/3 queer indie books, 1/3 politics.
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like in every one of their televised moments together zohran looks like he’s grimly focusing on that twelve dollar birthday check
September 21, 2026 at 10:20 PM
like in every one of their televised moments together zohran looks like he’s grimly focusing on that twelve dollar birthday check
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SILVER BLOOD and SHATTERED CITY are an epic love story between a reluctant vampire hunter and the vampire he thoroughly falls for, interwoven with a high-stakes mystery. Perfect for your fall TBR!
Book 1 (out now): books2read.com/silverblood
Book 2 (out Oct 6): books2read.com/cos-shattered-city
Book 1 (out now): books2read.com/silverblood
Book 2 (out Oct 6): books2read.com/cos-shattered-city
September 21, 2026 at 9:43 PM
SILVER BLOOD and SHATTERED CITY are an epic love story between a reluctant vampire hunter and the vampire he thoroughly falls for, interwoven with a high-stakes mystery. Perfect for your fall TBR!
Book 1 (out now): books2read.com/silverblood
Book 2 (out Oct 6): books2read.com/cos-shattered-city
Book 1 (out now): books2read.com/silverblood
Book 2 (out Oct 6): books2read.com/cos-shattered-city
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SHATTERED CITY is available to pre-order!
Cyrus and Lucien survived the chaos they caused in SILVER BLOOD, now can they make their relationship work when so much is still uncertain?
Pre-order: books2read.com/cos-shattered-city
Get book 1: books2read.com/silverblood
Cyrus and Lucien survived the chaos they caused in SILVER BLOOD, now can they make their relationship work when so much is still uncertain?
Pre-order: books2read.com/cos-shattered-city
Get book 1: books2read.com/silverblood
September 21, 2026 at 5:11 PM
SHATTERED CITY is available to pre-order!
Cyrus and Lucien survived the chaos they caused in SILVER BLOOD, now can they make their relationship work when so much is still uncertain?
Pre-order: books2read.com/cos-shattered-city
Get book 1: books2read.com/silverblood
Cyrus and Lucien survived the chaos they caused in SILVER BLOOD, now can they make their relationship work when so much is still uncertain?
Pre-order: books2read.com/cos-shattered-city
Get book 1: books2read.com/silverblood
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Take a peek at the stories in LOVELY TERRORS! 🦇
I'm so excited to share these with you!! If you follow the project updates, you'll get more early peeks 👀
LOVELY TERRORS: AN ANTHOLOGY OF VAMPIRIC HORROR launches with The Book Bazaar on Oct. 29!
tinyurl.com/lovely-terrors
@the-book-bazaar.com
I'm so excited to share these with you!! If you follow the project updates, you'll get more early peeks 👀
LOVELY TERRORS: AN ANTHOLOGY OF VAMPIRIC HORROR launches with The Book Bazaar on Oct. 29!
tinyurl.com/lovely-terrors
@the-book-bazaar.com
September 21, 2026 at 1:14 PM
Take a peek at the stories in LOVELY TERRORS! 🦇
I'm so excited to share these with you!! If you follow the project updates, you'll get more early peeks 👀
LOVELY TERRORS: AN ANTHOLOGY OF VAMPIRIC HORROR launches with The Book Bazaar on Oct. 29!
tinyurl.com/lovely-terrors
@the-book-bazaar.com
I'm so excited to share these with you!! If you follow the project updates, you'll get more early peeks 👀
LOVELY TERRORS: AN ANTHOLOGY OF VAMPIRIC HORROR launches with The Book Bazaar on Oct. 29!
tinyurl.com/lovely-terrors
@the-book-bazaar.com
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If you have a sci-fi, fantasy, or horror novella, this contest is lovely!
It’s free exposure & takes about 2 minutes to apply if you have your files handy.
I entered Terra Flux this year and I’d love to see more 🏳️⚧️ books in the mix!
Get in there.
www.sfincscompetition.com
It’s free exposure & takes about 2 minutes to apply if you have your files handy.
I entered Terra Flux this year and I’d love to see more 🏳️⚧️ books in the mix!
Get in there.
www.sfincscompetition.com
September 21, 2026 at 8:59 PM
If you have a sci-fi, fantasy, or horror novella, this contest is lovely!
It’s free exposure & takes about 2 minutes to apply if you have your files handy.
I entered Terra Flux this year and I’d love to see more 🏳️⚧️ books in the mix!
Get in there.
www.sfincscompetition.com
It’s free exposure & takes about 2 minutes to apply if you have your files handy.
I entered Terra Flux this year and I’d love to see more 🏳️⚧️ books in the mix!
Get in there.
www.sfincscompetition.com
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#QueerCharChat Sep 21
Micah: “Unfortunately, I’m liable to get emotional about it. However, I will try to do my best to fix it and do right by the people I’ve hurt, if I’ve hurt anyone. I can’t fix the past, but I can try to make amends.”
Micah: “Unfortunately, I’m liable to get emotional about it. However, I will try to do my best to fix it and do right by the people I’ve hurt, if I’ve hurt anyone. I can’t fix the past, but I can try to make amends.”
September 21, 2026 at 9:01 PM
#QueerCharChat Sep 21
Micah: “Unfortunately, I’m liable to get emotional about it. However, I will try to do my best to fix it and do right by the people I’ve hurt, if I’ve hurt anyone. I can’t fix the past, but I can try to make amends.”
Micah: “Unfortunately, I’m liable to get emotional about it. However, I will try to do my best to fix it and do right by the people I’ve hurt, if I’ve hurt anyone. I can’t fix the past, but I can try to make amends.”
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Literal zombies lmfao
lmao dude what, apparently a guy selling AI shit at a convention in Australia got so mad that people were criticizing him for it he started biting them. I've heard of AI brainrotting but these people are literally zombifying www.abc.net.au/news/2026-09...
September 21, 2026 at 8:10 PM
Literal zombies lmfao
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You should read my books, they're super good.
September 21, 2026 at 8:09 PM
You should read my books, they're super good.
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Just so you know - if you're a MM author and you ever decide to do a classic gothic MM romance or a MM retelling of books such as Count Monte Cristo, Jane Ayre, Wuthering Heights, etc...
I'm your guy.
Like honestly, come to me.
I'll make you a cover worth dying for.
#mmromance
I'm your guy.
Like honestly, come to me.
I'll make you a cover worth dying for.
#mmromance
September 21, 2026 at 2:35 PM
Just so you know - if you're a MM author and you ever decide to do a classic gothic MM romance or a MM retelling of books such as Count Monte Cristo, Jane Ayre, Wuthering Heights, etc...
I'm your guy.
Like honestly, come to me.
I'll make you a cover worth dying for.
#mmromance
I'm your guy.
Like honestly, come to me.
I'll make you a cover worth dying for.
#mmromance
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oh yeah that’s the good stuff
oh it’s so beautiful
oh it’s so beautiful
September 21, 2026 at 2:40 PM
oh yeah that’s the good stuff
oh it’s so beautiful
oh it’s so beautiful
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It's Monday morning, and I am reluctantly entering into the discussion about what The Democrats should do about The Trans, most of which translates to "believe in something, for once in your life, for fuck's sake." No paywall on this guy: jude-doyle.ghost.io/transformer-...
Transformer: Velvet Goldmine (Todd Haynes, 1998)
A few thoughts on the queer post-apocalypse.
jude-doyle.ghost.io
September 21, 2026 at 1:28 PM
It's Monday morning, and I am reluctantly entering into the discussion about what The Democrats should do about The Trans, most of which translates to "believe in something, for once in your life, for fuck's sake." No paywall on this guy: jude-doyle.ghost.io/transformer-...
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🤭
A boat purchased by far-right activist Daniel Thomas (aka “Danny Tommo”) to interfere with Border Force operations in the English Channel has sunk.
Danny Tommo’s boat for policing Channel accidentally sinks
Daniel Thomas, whose Patriot Platform group caused havoc in Dover and Portsmouth, had purchased the vessel to interfere with Border Force operations
www.thetimes.com
September 21, 2026 at 10:30 AM
🤭
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Imagine the vagaries of politics put you in a position where you have to ask Jewish people to vote for Hitler, POC to vote for Klan leaders, or trans people to vote for Glinneroids...
Aha, you say, I wouldn't, because I have 'sense' and 'ethics'. But further imagine that you are a centralist...
Aha, you say, I wouldn't, because I have 'sense' and 'ethics'. But further imagine that you are a centralist...
September 21, 2026 at 9:16 AM
Imagine the vagaries of politics put you in a position where you have to ask Jewish people to vote for Hitler, POC to vote for Klan leaders, or trans people to vote for Glinneroids...
Aha, you say, I wouldn't, because I have 'sense' and 'ethics'. But further imagine that you are a centralist...
Aha, you say, I wouldn't, because I have 'sense' and 'ethics'. But further imagine that you are a centralist...
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I am planning on making such an unhinged display for MCM next month. Unfathomably bonkers. I'm going to be there for ten hours setting it up and I'll probably still need the extra two hours on Friday morning. I will not do a test run at home first. YOLO.
September 21, 2026 at 6:22 AM
I am planning on making such an unhinged display for MCM next month. Unfathomably bonkers. I'm going to be there for ten hours setting it up and I'll probably still need the extra two hours on Friday morning. I will not do a test run at home first. YOLO.
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Me as a marsupial
September 20, 2026 at 11:09 PM
Me as a marsupial
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“I don’t know who that Sandal guy is, but he sounds cool and you should give me some food, and he should get some more too.”
September 20, 2026 at 10:25 PM
“I don’t know who that Sandal guy is, but he sounds cool and you should give me some food, and he should get some more too.”
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Last thing* on vaccinations for today: 95% percent of us have absolutely no good reason for being unvaccinated. Our religions are almost exclusively good with it, the science is solid, even the costs are between free and manageable. So if you have ANY doubt, see your pharmacist ASAP.
*prob’ly not
*prob’ly not
September 20, 2026 at 11:06 PM
Last thing* on vaccinations for today: 95% percent of us have absolutely no good reason for being unvaccinated. Our religions are almost exclusively good with it, the science is solid, even the costs are between free and manageable. So if you have ANY doubt, see your pharmacist ASAP.
*prob’ly not
*prob’ly not
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as a PSA:
Chewy returns have been enshittified
I just had to return something, and it is no longer a smooth process
Label and ship it, fine
Verify that it's arrived, fine
5-7 days for Chewy to "process" the return in house
Then 3-5 more days for the money to return to my bank
Chewy returns have been enshittified
I just had to return something, and it is no longer a smooth process
Label and ship it, fine
Verify that it's arrived, fine
5-7 days for Chewy to "process" the return in house
Then 3-5 more days for the money to return to my bank
September 20, 2026 at 10:51 PM
as a PSA:
Chewy returns have been enshittified
I just had to return something, and it is no longer a smooth process
Label and ship it, fine
Verify that it's arrived, fine
5-7 days for Chewy to "process" the return in house
Then 3-5 more days for the money to return to my bank
Chewy returns have been enshittified
I just had to return something, and it is no longer a smooth process
Label and ship it, fine
Verify that it's arrived, fine
5-7 days for Chewy to "process" the return in house
Then 3-5 more days for the money to return to my bank
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If you're a Dem who thinks you'll gain something by going anti-trans, look at Gallup's "most important problem" and Fox News' "most important issue" polling and see where trans issues rank.
Whoever told you going anti-trans is a savvy or necessary move spends too much time on X and should be fired.
Whoever told you going anti-trans is a savvy or necessary move spends too much time on X and should be fired.
September 20, 2026 at 3:41 PM
If you're a Dem who thinks you'll gain something by going anti-trans, look at Gallup's "most important problem" and Fox News' "most important issue" polling and see where trans issues rank.
Whoever told you going anti-trans is a savvy or necessary move spends too much time on X and should be fired.
Whoever told you going anti-trans is a savvy or necessary move spends too much time on X and should be fired.
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Repost: Things you should know but didn't know you needed to know before knowing:
A nasothek is a collection of the broken noses of statues and busts.
Now you know.
A nasothek is a collection of the broken noses of statues and busts.
Now you know.
September 20, 2026 at 9:17 PM
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A nasothek is a collection of the broken noses of statues and busts.
Now you know.
A nasothek is a collection of the broken noses of statues and busts.
Now you know.
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Look at this absolutely sweet and adorable art of Micah and Terran by @martiwikiwi.bsky.social! 💛
They're so in love and I love them so much. 🐝🌼🍃
They're so in love and I love them so much. 🐝🌼🍃
September 20, 2026 at 7:06 PM
Look at this absolutely sweet and adorable art of Micah and Terran by @martiwikiwi.bsky.social! 💛
They're so in love and I love them so much. 🐝🌼🍃
They're so in love and I love them so much. 🐝🌼🍃
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It's so easy to support trans artists
We basically never shut up about our work
We basically never shut up about our work
On that note:
Trans authors (I mean authors who are trans, NOT cis people who write about trans people), drop your book links here and I'll try to repost as many as I can throughout the day.
Cis people: Repost trans authors' book links.
Cis people who want to complain about being excluded: gtfo
Trans authors (I mean authors who are trans, NOT cis people who write about trans people), drop your book links here and I'll try to repost as many as I can throughout the day.
Cis people: Repost trans authors' book links.
Cis people who want to complain about being excluded: gtfo
Being a trans author is fucking weird right now. Hell is actively unfolding all around us but I still need to be like, "hey, everyone, wanna buy my silly little queer book? It won't make anything better, but it's kinda fun?"
So....hey, everyone, wanna buy my silly little queer book?
So....hey, everyone, wanna buy my silly little queer book?
September 20, 2026 at 7:14 PM
It's so easy to support trans artists
We basically never shut up about our work
We basically never shut up about our work
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when ai leaves u behind
September 20, 2026 at 11:37 AM
when ai leaves u behind