Turk_Sanderson
@turksanderson.bsky.social
Local Zamboni operator of note. No, not that one
I know what high people look like, I’ve been on Phish Tour
HiFi : Brad Marchand can fit inside my stereo cabinet
UMass Lowell Hockey
I know what high people look like, I’ve been on Phish Tour
HiFi : Brad Marchand can fit inside my stereo cabinet
UMass Lowell Hockey
Pinned
Forget it Hilda
It’s Hesstown
It’s Hesstown
October 4, 2026 at 2:57 PM
Forget it Hilda
It’s Hesstown
It’s Hesstown
Noted SCAB Lou Merloni
September 30, 2026 at 12:16 AM
Noted SCAB Lou Merloni
The Italian American sex pest?
September 29, 2026 at 7:58 PM
The Italian American sex pest?
How would you like to escort 500 Big Macs to Elon Musk concubine ranch
September 29, 2026 at 3:40 PM
How would you like to escort 500 Big Macs to Elon Musk concubine ranch
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Tilly Norwood has been tried by kangaroo court & executed for putting fentanyl in baby formula in Ohio
September 27, 2026 at 9:59 PM
Tilly Norwood has been tried by kangaroo court & executed for putting fentanyl in baby formula in Ohio
WSBK and the Movie Loft is doing a film noir marathon the rest of the weekend
It’s a Noir’easter kehd
It’s a Noir’easter kehd
September 26, 2026 at 8:06 PM
WSBK and the Movie Loft is doing a film noir marathon the rest of the weekend
It’s a Noir’easter kehd
It’s a Noir’easter kehd
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The plane lands at O'Hare airport in Chicago. I pull a hotdog from my purse and a ketchup packet from my back pocket. Time for the forbidden meal
September 25, 2026 at 3:07 AM
The plane lands at O'Hare airport in Chicago. I pull a hotdog from my purse and a ketchup packet from my back pocket. Time for the forbidden meal
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You will never take my joy from me
Vacationing Man Excited To Try Fast Food Franchise Not Found In Hometown https://theonion.com/vacationing-man-excited-to-try-fast-food-franchise-not-1819575991/
September 23, 2026 at 2:34 PM
You will never take my joy from me
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dude i bet it would feel so good eating beans out of a can after a long day of carrying your bindle down the railroad track
September 21, 2026 at 11:38 PM
dude i bet it would feel so good eating beans out of a can after a long day of carrying your bindle down the railroad track
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"the pedo guy has a good point about trans people" is actually a pretty solid summary of the entire gender critical movement
ken paxton literally conspired to keep a convicted pedophile on the streets and out of prison as a personal favour and Talarico Dems decide to campaign on “the pedo guy has a good point about trans people though”
it literally could not be easier to run against an opponent who is fixated on a microscopic minority that isn’t actually harming anyone! focusing on imaginary threats posed by trans people instead of the world burning down around us is bad politics! point that out! loudly!
September 21, 2026 at 5:29 AM
"the pedo guy has a good point about trans people" is actually a pretty solid summary of the entire gender critical movement
Rutgers vs USC?
What the fuck happened to this country
What the fuck happened to this country
September 19, 2026 at 9:28 PM
Rutgers vs USC?
What the fuck happened to this country
What the fuck happened to this country
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a lot of people using Trump as a universal scapegoat are gonna be real surprised when he's gone and everything keeps sucking ass
September 18, 2026 at 6:44 AM
a lot of people using Trump as a universal scapegoat are gonna be real surprised when he's gone and everything keeps sucking ass
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Bill Belichick being told that his son has to go.
September 17, 2026 at 2:55 PM
Bill Belichick being told that his son has to go.
Maybe it’s just me but I don’t think losing an election shouldn’t be equated to a summary execution
It just means you have to get a regular job
I mean I guess I can see the inhumanity in that
It just means you have to get a regular job
I mean I guess I can see the inhumanity in that
One unnamed GOP senator on the ballot accused the White House of “putting a noose around all of our necks” by escalating its trade war with Canada so close to the election, the outlet said Wednesday. In a new report, they're not the only Republican senator complaining about the latest legislation.
'Noose around all of our necks': Panicked GOP senators lash out at White House
Republican senators are privately complaining their party isn't advancing legislation that helps ordinary voters ahead of the crucial midterm elections, according to a new report.Endangered incumbent Sen. Susan Collins (R-ME) told colleagues at a closed-door GOP meeting Tuesday that the Senate shou...
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September 17, 2026 at 12:19 AM
Maybe it’s just me but I don’t think losing an election shouldn’t be equated to a summary execution
It just means you have to get a regular job
I mean I guess I can see the inhumanity in that
It just means you have to get a regular job
I mean I guess I can see the inhumanity in that
Christ on a cracker
Northeastern doesn’t even have a rink!
I’ll remember this!
(Proceeds to forget)
Northeastern doesn’t even have a rink!
I’ll remember this!
(Proceeds to forget)
September 16, 2026 at 8:11 PM
Christ on a cracker
Northeastern doesn’t even have a rink!
I’ll remember this!
(Proceeds to forget)
Northeastern doesn’t even have a rink!
I’ll remember this!
(Proceeds to forget)
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Nation Boards Up Windows, Retreats To Cellar As Lena Dunham Reenters News Cycle theonion.com/nation-...
July 18, 2025 at 6:00 PM
Nation Boards Up Windows, Retreats To Cellar As Lena Dunham Reenters News Cycle theonion.com/nation-...
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ESPN execs over the summer were like, "One: Pat McAfee needs to be louder, angrier and have access to a time machine. Two: Whenever Pat McAfee's not on screen, all the other characters should be asking, "Where's Pat McAfee?""
September 15, 2026 at 1:47 AM
ESPN execs over the summer were like, "One: Pat McAfee needs to be louder, angrier and have access to a time machine. Two: Whenever Pat McAfee's not on screen, all the other characters should be asking, "Where's Pat McAfee?""
Another manila envelope delivered by the short bus
September 15, 2026 at 12:41 PM
Another manila envelope delivered by the short bus
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"I don't choose sides."
[Chooses a side.]
[Chooses a side.]
September 14, 2026 at 4:50 PM
"I don't choose sides."
[Chooses a side.]
[Chooses a side.]
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a small part of my problem with the doomsday claims of ai researchers is that the "AI researchers" never look like this
September 14, 2026 at 3:36 PM
a small part of my problem with the doomsday claims of ai researchers is that the "AI researchers" never look like this
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Your regular reminder: If the Russians stop fighting, the war ends. If the Ukrainians stop fighting, their land will be occupied, their leaders will be killed, their history and language will be erased, their children will be kidnapped to serve Russia.
September 14, 2026 at 12:14 AM
Your regular reminder: If the Russians stop fighting, the war ends. If the Ukrainians stop fighting, their land will be occupied, their leaders will be killed, their history and language will be erased, their children will be kidnapped to serve Russia.
