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I'm releasing Slider, a web port of Animal Crossing (GameCube):

turtlekiosk.github.io/slider

Features:
- PWA offline support
- Controller + keyboard + touch screen support
- Import/export save data (compatible with Dolphin)
- Variable window size / fullscreen support
- Mutable audio
got hit and run by this car yesterday in ridgewood (fairview and gates) if anyone wants to help
June 7, 2026 at 6:33 PM
i'm reading a book on flower arrangements and i can't help but notice that the principles of it are the same as gunpla posing. im looking at this arrangement and all i can see is rx-78-2 vs char's zaku ii
June 5, 2026 at 4:46 AM
finally seeing some henry darger works in person. seeing the physical notebooks in person hit me with the weight of his life
May 22, 2026 at 10:13 PM
listening to this, it's so good
May 19, 2026 at 7:52 PM
language is such a crazy fluid tool and most of us are just writing normal declarative sentences
May 13, 2026 at 5:49 AM
i am going to get the synoptic gospels diagram embroidered on a shirt
May 13, 2026 at 5:38 AM
e-ink is fun
May 9, 2026 at 1:29 AM
a generation of people is probably going to remember AI art aesthetics the same way people think about clipart now: the stuff that reminds you of school assignments and events
May 9, 2026 at 12:29 AM
let's see what they're up to on the hellsite
May 8, 2026 at 2:22 AM
cmyk halftone animal crossing
May 8, 2026 at 1:37 AM
I'm releasing Slider, a web port of Animal Crossing (GameCube):

turtlekiosk.github.io/slider

Features:
- PWA offline support
- Controller + keyboard + touch screen support
- Import/export save data (compatible with Dolphin)
- Variable window size / fullscreen support
- Mutable audio
May 5, 2026 at 8:50 PM
wait some of you actually followed me here from the twitter animal crossing post
April 27, 2026 at 4:56 PM
thug: who's this clown?
pagliacci: okay so nobody at all recognizes me
April 24, 2026 at 9:27 PM
imagine hearing about the yukio mishima failed coup thing live? "wait, mishima? like... the closeted playwright? no it's gotta be someone with the same name"
April 22, 2026 at 7:41 AM
i just spoke to a time traveler and he said the butterfly effect actually isnt that big of a deal. that's something only people outside of the industry bring up
April 21, 2026 at 1:24 AM
right now there's a cruise ship at the mouth of the strait of hormuz with a captain that's like "let's go for it" and the passengers can't do anything
April 20, 2026 at 4:55 AM
being avoidant is fine, it's like wearing a rubber because a woman's equivalent of nutting inside you is getting to know you really well
April 20, 2026 at 1:52 AM
i bought a boox go 7
April 18, 2026 at 6:05 PM
yo i managed to get gc animal crossing to compile natively and run on android
April 17, 2026 at 2:57 AM
logging on here and seeing which of my twitter regulars also post on here regularly is what i imagine it used to be like to go to a prohibition speakeasy or stonewall and see your coworker
April 10, 2026 at 1:01 AM
oh so if i wanna look like my home is friendly to the neighborhood kids and that im amenable to offering them candy and snacks, i have to put a skeleton on my doorstep? america is one weird place
October 31, 2025 at 8:24 PM
can you imagine what they're saying on bluesky right now
September 11, 2025 at 1:30 AM
zohran failing to launch his music career had far reaching political ramifications. reminds me of another important figure in history who stumbled in his artistic aspirations...
June 25, 2025 at 6:45 AM
this is new york's 9/11
June 25, 2025 at 4:09 AM
"This Whole Thing Smacks Of Gender Wayang," i holler as i overturn my uncle's gambang and turn Tumpek Wayang into Tumpek Kotoran.
April 29, 2025 at 4:41 PM