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davy gravy
@tveite.bsky.social
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for some reason it's pronounced "twighty." i do standup and i go to the grocery store and that's basically it.

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davy gravy @tveite.bsky.social · Jun 6
in many ways mary shelley's FRANKENSTEIN is a story about a spooky guy
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call an ambulance but not for me looking ass
September 18, 2026 at 2:44 PM
tveite.bsky.social
a lot of people grew up thinking tweety bird was a girl because of his beautiful long eyelashes but i always knew better. keep that in mind when you're talking to me.
September 17, 2026 at 1:18 AM
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yates.bsky.social
showed Sylvia Plath's "Metaphors" to my class today -- a really brilliant little poem, the only that I can think of that uses the concept of metaphor itself as a metaphor (words that are "pregnant" with meaning)
September 16, 2026 at 7:07 PM
tveite.bsky.social
before all of this i thought i didn't know any ed sheeran songs, turns out i knew all of them i just didn't think they were real songs?
September 16, 2026 at 4:03 PM
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strong pitch!
adam sandler in uncut gems covering his face with his left hand in an expression of anguish subtitle: "i'm so sad. i'm so fucked up"
September 16, 2026 at 3:50 PM
tveite.bsky.social
looks like he's keeping that third frame open for another baby but i think it would be cooler if he put a tasmanian devil in there
ruemcclammyhand.bsky.social regular meghan 나영지 🇵🇸 @ruemcclammyhand.bsky.social · 3d
so i've never paid attention to ed sheeran which means i'm now learning a lot of things such as HAVE YOU ALL SEEN HIS UGLY TATTOOS
September 16, 2026 at 12:39 AM
tveite.bsky.social
thought someone in my office was on hold but it was a guy listening to a 1-minute excerpt from vivaldi's four seasons looping on an instagram reel for 45 minutes
September 15, 2026 at 9:16 PM
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Wow, I have to give Ed Sheeran credit for this new song. The lyrics are pretty powerful.
My name is Ed Sheeran And I'm here to say Neutrality in the face of oppression Is A-OK I'm not rooting for the boot I'm not rooting for the neck Where's everyone going What the motherfuckin heck
September 15, 2026 at 8:14 PM
tveite.bsky.social
"i'm not complicit! i'm not complicit!!" , i continue to insist as i slowly shrink and transform into a corn cob
September 15, 2026 at 7:56 PM
tveite.bsky.social
if y'all could please do me a favor i think i need everything to stop for just a day or two
September 15, 2026 at 3:32 PM
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donni.bsky.social
I respect my haters and share their concerns
September 15, 2026 at 3:00 AM
tveite.bsky.social
all due respect to macklemore but if i'm at an ed sheeran concert the only opener i want to see is a meteor hitting the building
September 14, 2026 at 11:59 PM
tveite.bsky.social
ed sheeran headlines football stadiums? damn. good for him. what does he do, play his little songs
September 14, 2026 at 11:15 PM
tveite.bsky.social
my thing with stephen king is like why does everything have to be scary
September 14, 2026 at 10:23 PM
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kissphoria.bsky.social
AT&T Stadium reportedly is one of the venues that opposed Macklemore being on Ed Sheeran's bill. Worth noting that AT&T is hosting Kanye West in November.
premthakker.bsky.social Prem Thakker ツ @premthakker.bsky.social · 5d
New: Macklemore says Robert Kraft — who owns Gillette Stadium, where Macklemore & Ed Sheeran were to perform later this month — called Sheeran.

Kraft rallied other owners together behind an ultimatum for Sheeran: if Macklemore stays on the tour, you won't be allowed in our venues.
I'm not sure how to start this. So I'm going to speak from the heart and share the truth. Ed Sheeran and his team have made the decision to remove me from The Loop tour. But before I get into it, I want to say something that should be obvious. In this moment I think it matters. I am not a victim. Ed Sheeran is not a victim. Pink is not a victim. We have careers, money, opportunities, safety and audiences around the world. Whatever consequences any of us face for what we say, we get to go home to our families. The victims are the Palestinian people. The men, women and children who have been killed, starved, displaced and forced to live through unimaginable violence. More than 20,000 children have been killed in Gaza alone. People are being killed today, and people will be killed tomorrow. I want to make sure that as I tell this story, we don't lose sight of that. Ed is my friend. I've known him for 13 years. We've shared late nights, studio sessions and stages. He has this infectious magic about him that I've grown to love. I consider him a brother. And because of that, we've had some difficult conversations this past week. The type of talks rooted in love and respect for one another that still end in a place of fundamental disagreement. Nothing I'm writing here is out of spite or because I want to tear down his character. But as I told Ed multiple times on the phone, our friendship can't change my responsibility to tell the truth about what happened. Last Monday, in the middle of all the media attention surrounding Pink and what I said at MetLife, Ed told me that Robert Kraft called him. We were scheduled to play Gillette Stadium later this month, which is owned by the Kraft Group. Ed told me that Kraft said I would not be allowed to perform in his stadium. Ed also told me that Kraft had rallied some of the other stadium owners and collectively they gave him an ultimatum: if Macklemore stays on the tour, you will not be allowed to play in our venues. Ed was in … What I said at MetLife I have been saying on stages around the world for almost three years. So why is it an issue now? Because now I'm sharing a stage with one of the biggest artists in the world, in some of the biggest stadiums in America. At a certain level of exposure, "Free Palestine" becomes too much of a risk. If I kept doing the shows, saying Free Palestine, with Ed implicitly supporting it, the crowd getting loud and showing undeniable support for Palestinian liberation, what artist might speak out next? The stage becomes resistance. Maybe that's why this time it became so important to silence me. And one of the most effective ways to enforce that silence has been to weaponize the accusation of antisemitism. Antisemitism is real. And that is exactly why the word matters too much to be used as a shield against criticism of the Israeli state. When criticizing Israel, opposing Zionism or saying "Free Palestine" gets conflated with hatred of Jewish people, it doesn't protect Jewish people. It protects Israel from accountability. I hope this isn't the end of my relationship with Ed. Thirteen years of friendship doesn't disappear because of one painful disagreement. I hope we both continue listening, studying what is happening in Palestine and wrestling with what neutrality means in a moment like this. My door will always be open to continuing that conversation. When my brother Omar was doing the subtitles for the video I posted from MetLife, I thanked him. He told me there's a phrase in Arabic: لا شكر على واجب "La shukra ala wajeb." There is no thanks for a duty. That stayed with me. Because that's what this has become for me and millions of others around the world. A duty. Not something deserving of praise or gratitude. Not brave. Human. Who is winning the internet, who is getting canceled, who gets to play the stadium and who doesn't, all of it becomes so small when held against what we are actually witnessing in Gaza and the West Bank. An entire people be…
September 14, 2026 at 5:34 PM
tveite.bsky.social
fuck yeah i'm getting attack ads about how marie gluesenkamp perez is a radical left winger
September 13, 2026 at 12:15 AM
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be nice to each other we're all we've got out here
September 11, 2026 at 9:52 PM
tveite.bsky.social
someone brought their baby to the mt eerie show man how sad is this baby
September 11, 2026 at 4:01 AM
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pookleblinky.bsky.social
When all of the worst fucking people you have *ever* seen are transphobic, being pro-trans is a huge way of indicating that you actually might disagree with them.

Dem centrists, by constantly trying to throw trans people into the woodchipper too, indicate how much they agree with these freaks.
September 2, 2026 at 12:51 AM
tveite.bsky.social
i know that capitalism can constrain your horizons somewhat but if i thought that ai was going to kill all of us i think i would probably quit my job at the ai company and go work at a store or something.
September 10, 2026 at 7:11 PM
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theangelremiel.bsky.social
Nathan Fielder and Elizabeth Holmes doing the "we're just normal men" meme
September 9, 2026 at 11:46 AM
tveite.bsky.social
he's just a little guy
american traditional tattoo of a bat in flight. he's a fuzzy lil guy and his mouth is open so you can see his tiny little fangs
September 10, 2026 at 6:07 PM
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fullykrausened.bsky.social
Never forget
It's ya boy Eldertiktok
September 10, 2026 at 5:30 PM
tveite.bsky.social
crazy to think that it's only been a year since charlie kirk died and i already don't know who that is
September 10, 2026 at 4:42 PM
tveite.bsky.social
we gotta go back to football is just sunday and monday can someone introduce a bill in congress or something
September 10, 2026 at 1:55 AM