Twisted Artificer
@twistedartificer.com
Indie designer of unusual and overly functional and fun adult toys! First releases coming soon! Early 40s, He/Him 🔞
So I love what I do. Except for pigment spills. Pigment that is super concentrated, stains EVERYTHING including my skin, and also soaks through my clothes to also stain my skin. All because a mixing stick broke while mixing for an order.
June 23, 2026 at 8:29 PM
So I love what I do. Except for pigment spills. Pigment that is super concentrated, stains EVERYTHING including my skin, and also soaks through my clothes to also stain my skin. All because a mixing stick broke while mixing for an order.
Whoops, a link would probably help 😅
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May 27, 2026 at 10:56 PM
Whoops, a link would probably help 😅
Join us in an hour @ twitch.tv/researchanddesire
Join us in an hour @ twitch.tv/researchanddesire
Want to learn a bit more about the toy making process? Join myself and AJ from @researchanddesire.bsky.social for a toy making twitch stream tonight @ 8:00pm EDT to 10:00pm!
May 27, 2026 at 10:13 PM
Want to learn a bit more about the toy making process? Join myself and AJ from @researchanddesire.bsky.social for a toy making twitch stream tonight @ 8:00pm EDT to 10:00pm!
Give in to Deep Bind, you belong to it now...
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May 5, 2026 at 11:35 PM
Give in to Deep Bind, you belong to it now...
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3) Finally finishing up the new color samples, including UV Reactive, Glow In The Dark, And Hyper Shift
May 5, 2026 at 11:22 PM
3) Finally finishing up the new color samples, including UV Reactive, Glow In The Dark, And Hyper Shift
2) Deep Bind is _finally_ out of pre-order and ready for ordering! Get yours here:
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May 5, 2026 at 11:10 PM
2) Deep Bind is _finally_ out of pre-order and ready for ordering! Get yours here:
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twistedartificer.com/products/dee...
I'm happy to be back with a few updates:
1) Thanks to a number of treatments (including a spinal injection) my arm is doing much better and I'm starting to pick up production again. Arcanum and Resonance designs take a bit more labor (thicker silicone) so they're still a bit slow to produce.
1) Thanks to a number of treatments (including a spinal injection) my arm is doing much better and I'm starting to pick up production again. Arcanum and Resonance designs take a bit more labor (thicker silicone) so they're still a bit slow to produce.
May 5, 2026 at 11:05 PM
I'm happy to be back with a few updates:
1) Thanks to a number of treatments (including a spinal injection) my arm is doing much better and I'm starting to pick up production again. Arcanum and Resonance designs take a bit more labor (thicker silicone) so they're still a bit slow to produce.
1) Thanks to a number of treatments (including a spinal injection) my arm is doing much better and I'm starting to pick up production again. Arcanum and Resonance designs take a bit more labor (thicker silicone) so they're still a bit slow to produce.
It's been a long nearly two weeks now, and an empinged nerve in my neck is causing a ridiculous amount of pain in my dominant arm (Left). My index, middle finger and thumb have almost no feeling or grip strength.
April 4, 2026 at 11:44 AM
It's been a long nearly two weeks now, and an empinged nerve in my neck is causing a ridiculous amount of pain in my dominant arm (Left). My index, middle finger and thumb have almost no feeling or grip strength.
We just released 17 new products focused on accessibility and comfortable play time. If you struggle being on your knees or have issues with grip strength or bad wrists, we have solutions!
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March 13, 2026 at 8:18 PM
We just released 17 new products focused on accessibility and comfortable play time. If you struggle being on your knees or have issues with grip strength or bad wrists, we have solutions!
twistedartificer.com/collections/...
twistedartificer.com/collections/...
Can't argue with science!
leading scientists all agree:
fantasy dildos feel better when they come from indie toy brands 🔬🥼
fantasy dildos feel better when they come from indie toy brands 🔬🥼
October 22, 2025 at 4:17 AM
Can't argue with science!
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October 10, 2025 at 10:00 PM
Our grinder trio’s ready to grind, and the suction’s double trouble. Handles? We’ve got you. Bullets? Mount up. 💦
And yes, *every* insertable is now Made To Order, just the way you like it.
Grind: twistedartificer.com/collections/grinders
Enhance: twistedartificer.com/collections/enhancements
And yes, *every* insertable is now Made To Order, just the way you like it.
Grind: twistedartificer.com/collections/grinders
Enhance: twistedartificer.com/collections/enhancements
August 7, 2025 at 4:16 AM
Our grinder trio’s ready to grind, and the suction’s double trouble. Handles? We’ve got you. Bullets? Mount up. 💦
And yes, *every* insertable is now Made To Order, just the way you like it.
Grind: twistedartificer.com/collections/grinders
Enhance: twistedartificer.com/collections/enhancements
And yes, *every* insertable is now Made To Order, just the way you like it.
Grind: twistedartificer.com/collections/grinders
Enhance: twistedartificer.com/collections/enhancements
Our very first drop is here! This first batch is our smalls in various firmnesses, with Mediums and Larges being added in the next couple of days!
twistedartificer.com/collections/...
#launch #drop #kink #twistedartificer #kinkcalgary #canadalocal
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#launch #drop #kink #twistedartificer #kinkcalgary #canadalocal
May 22, 2025 at 7:55 PM
Our very first drop is here! This first batch is our smalls in various firmnesses, with Mediums and Larges being added in the next couple of days!
twistedartificer.com/collections/...
#launch #drop #kink #twistedartificer #kinkcalgary #canadalocal
twistedartificer.com/collections/...
#launch #drop #kink #twistedartificer #kinkcalgary #canadalocal