Tyler Corbine
@tylercorbine.com
Native Comedian from South Dakota
// Jeff Tweedy sun // David Berman moon // Father John Misty rising //
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Tyler Corbine
@tylercorbine.com
· Mar 5
“One must imagine Sisyphus Doomscrolling”
Reposted by Tyler Corbine
sry i fridgemogged u or w/e
i fw them tho frfr
plummaxxing
i fw them tho frfr
plummaxxing
September 3, 2026 at 8:02 PM
sry i fridgemogged u or w/e
i fw them tho frfr
plummaxxing
i fw them tho frfr
plummaxxing
Can’t tell you how many times I’ve gone to Olive Garden and teens have been outside begging me to buy them Chicken Carbonara…
Sorry kiddos, you’ll have to wait til you’re older!
Sorry kiddos, you’ll have to wait til you’re older!
Scalise: "For God's sake -- you can't get pasta at Olive Garden without a picture ID! Why not be able to show a picture ID to vote?"
July 21, 2026 at 5:55 PM
Can’t tell you how many times I’ve gone to Olive Garden and teens have been outside begging me to buy them Chicken Carbonara…
Sorry kiddos, you’ll have to wait til you’re older!
Sorry kiddos, you’ll have to wait til you’re older!
Reposted by Tyler Corbine
Meta now lets anyone use your Instagram photos in AI images without your consent. SAG-AFTRA recommends that #SagAftraMembers (and all Instagram users) opt-OUT of Meta’s new AI image generation tool, Muse Image. Take action to protect your likeness.
July 10, 2026 at 1:17 AM
Meta now lets anyone use your Instagram photos in AI images without your consent. SAG-AFTRA recommends that #SagAftraMembers (and all Instagram users) opt-OUT of Meta’s new AI image generation tool, Muse Image. Take action to protect your likeness.
February 19, 2026 at 11:48 PM
My haters have harnessed State-of-the-Art Sticker Printing Technology
January 16, 2026 at 11:05 PM
My haters have harnessed State-of-the-Art Sticker Printing Technology
Hopefully this is the year that CNN finally picks up my ‘reverse-Anthony Bourdain’ travel show where I go to exotic parts of the world, feed them Cheese Curds & Hot Dish, and tell them about aspects of Midwestern Culture like ‘driving to Menards’ or ‘driving to Safeway’.
January 1, 2026 at 9:33 PM
Hopefully this is the year that CNN finally picks up my ‘reverse-Anthony Bourdain’ travel show where I go to exotic parts of the world, feed them Cheese Curds & Hot Dish, and tell them about aspects of Midwestern Culture like ‘driving to Menards’ or ‘driving to Safeway’.
My public relations manager called my agent whomst called my manager whomst called my handler whomst called me and said “The people yearn for show dates! Give the people show dates!”
And I said “Let there be show dates.” And I saw that it was good.
And I said “Let there be show dates.” And I saw that it was good.
January 17, 2025 at 2:34 AM
My public relations manager called my agent whomst called my manager whomst called my handler whomst called me and said “The people yearn for show dates! Give the people show dates!”
And I said “Let there be show dates.” And I saw that it was good.
And I said “Let there be show dates.” And I saw that it was good.
When she says garlic and herb mashed potatoes are too spicy
December 12, 2024 at 12:22 AM
When she says garlic and herb mashed potatoes are too spicy
“One must imagine Sisyphus Doomscrolling”
March 5, 2024 at 9:06 PM
“One must imagine Sisyphus Doomscrolling”