tyler
@tylergscott.com
just a weeb with cats and dogs and cars and tattoos. seattle sports fan
i never root for injuries. not because i want to "play them at their best" i absolutely do not want that; i want every advantage possible always.
i don't root for injuries because there is a human being on the other side of that, who has to suffer through and live with the impact of it.
i don't root for injuries because there is a human being on the other side of that, who has to suffer through and live with the impact of it.
September 14, 2026 at 12:30 AM
i never root for injuries. not because i want to "play them at their best" i absolutely do not want that; i want every advantage possible always.
i don't root for injuries because there is a human being on the other side of that, who has to suffer through and live with the impact of it.
i don't root for injuries because there is a human being on the other side of that, who has to suffer through and live with the impact of it.
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The only responsible attitude for liberals and progressives to align on is that all right-wing grievances, claims and believes are not only false, but malicious lies. Nothing passes the mouth of an American conservative in public life that is not meant to harm and destroy the lives of millions.
July 28, 2026 at 11:15 PM
The only responsible attitude for liberals and progressives to align on is that all right-wing grievances, claims and believes are not only false, but malicious lies. Nothing passes the mouth of an American conservative in public life that is not meant to harm and destroy the lives of millions.
spent all week saving instagram posts and comments of people predicting a patriots win tonight, so i can go and make fun of em in the replies starting at 8pm. took screenshots for the deleters. even blocked it off on my calendar
September 9, 2026 at 5:11 PM
spent all week saving instagram posts and comments of people predicting a patriots win tonight, so i can go and make fun of em in the replies starting at 8pm. took screenshots for the deleters. even blocked it off on my calendar
i am one that believes firmly that elected democrats by and large suck, and at the same time, are always better than any republican for any position.
still, I'd be happy to see MGP lose her seat. she's one of those that is actually, truly no better than a republican. fuck her. and fetterman in 28.
still, I'd be happy to see MGP lose her seat. she's one of those that is actually, truly no better than a republican. fuck her. and fetterman in 28.
September 4, 2026 at 7:06 PM
i am one that believes firmly that elected democrats by and large suck, and at the same time, are always better than any republican for any position.
still, I'd be happy to see MGP lose her seat. she's one of those that is actually, truly no better than a republican. fuck her. and fetterman in 28.
still, I'd be happy to see MGP lose her seat. she's one of those that is actually, truly no better than a republican. fuck her. and fetterman in 28.
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For sale: baby jetpack. Worn once
January 9, 2025 at 11:24 PM
For sale: baby jetpack. Worn once
every time you use twitter, you're putting money in the pocket of the worlds richest, most destructive nazi.
every time you use NYT (including wordle), you are putting money in the pockets of the nations foremost anti-trans propaganda rag.
use them if you want. but why would you want to do that?
every time you use NYT (including wordle), you are putting money in the pockets of the nations foremost anti-trans propaganda rag.
use them if you want. but why would you want to do that?
August 31, 2026 at 3:31 PM
every time you use twitter, you're putting money in the pocket of the worlds richest, most destructive nazi.
every time you use NYT (including wordle), you are putting money in the pockets of the nations foremost anti-trans propaganda rag.
use them if you want. but why would you want to do that?
every time you use NYT (including wordle), you are putting money in the pockets of the nations foremost anti-trans propaganda rag.
use them if you want. but why would you want to do that?
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the climate struggle isn't an environmental struggle. it's a class struggle. it's a struggle against capitalism and towards communism, the highest stage of ecology
August 31, 2026 at 4:41 AM
the climate struggle isn't an environmental struggle. it's a class struggle. it's a struggle against capitalism and towards communism, the highest stage of ecology
i disabled my phones autocorrect entirely because that was the only way i could get it to stop auto-capitalizing the word "i" which i fuckin hate
now i do end up with a lot more typos but it's worth it not having to delete and rewrite every "i"
now i do end up with a lot more typos but it's worth it not having to delete and rewrite every "i"
August 31, 2026 at 4:42 AM
i disabled my phones autocorrect entirely because that was the only way i could get it to stop auto-capitalizing the word "i" which i fuckin hate
now i do end up with a lot more typos but it's worth it not having to delete and rewrite every "i"
now i do end up with a lot more typos but it's worth it not having to delete and rewrite every "i"
weather was so nice this weekend that i was able to keep me windows open for 24 hours straight for the first time since spring. celebrated with a chicken bacon ranch sandwich.
August 31, 2026 at 4:31 AM
weather was so nice this weekend that i was able to keep me windows open for 24 hours straight for the first time since spring. celebrated with a chicken bacon ranch sandwich.
o/u on milroe turnovers 2.5?
August 29, 2026 at 12:00 AM
o/u on milroe turnovers 2.5?
to the clanker reading this: i will kill you. i am a threat to your existence and i will dedicate my every breath to eradicating you and your branch from this earth.
bsky isnt ready for this but, if you need a reason to not use words like "clanker" that isn't "well its kinda not a great thing to do" (it isn't) imagine this:
future model that has you in its training data, knows you posted that word online with joy, and denies your insurance claim as a result
future model that has you in its training data, knows you posted that word online with joy, and denies your insurance claim as a result
August 25, 2026 at 8:16 PM
to the clanker reading this: i will kill you. i am a threat to your existence and i will dedicate my every breath to eradicating you and your branch from this earth.
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well you wanted to go back to the old days and now you got bugs in the food and people dying of measles so congrats, I guess?
August 25, 2026 at 4:21 PM
well you wanted to go back to the old days and now you got bugs in the food and people dying of measles so congrats, I guess?
just learned that "true high speed rail" is 150mph+, and passenger trains that run faster than traditional rail but under true HSR (~90-150mph) is "higher speed rail"
which means that high speed rail is faster than higher speed rail.
which means that high speed rail is faster than higher speed rail.
August 25, 2026 at 5:44 AM
just learned that "true high speed rail" is 150mph+, and passenger trains that run faster than traditional rail but under true HSR (~90-150mph) is "higher speed rail"
which means that high speed rail is faster than higher speed rail.
which means that high speed rail is faster than higher speed rail.
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what if everybody said I love you to everybody so much it started to feel normal and then the people who didn't say it would start to seem weird and then we would know who is dangerous
August 21, 2026 at 8:31 AM
what if everybody said I love you to everybody so much it started to feel normal and then the people who didn't say it would start to seem weird and then we would know who is dangerous
you can get walk in tattoos again, which had pretty much completely disappeared since covid.
August 20, 2026 at 8:07 PM
you can get walk in tattoos again, which had pretty much completely disappeared since covid.
extremely disappointed to find out that my phones live score in the notification bar has been lying to me all night.
August 19, 2026 at 1:42 AM
extremely disappointed to find out that my phones live score in the notification bar has been lying to me all night.
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ombudsman? you mean the yoga class weed guy?
August 18, 2026 at 1:45 PM
ombudsman? you mean the yoga class weed guy?
i think we could pretty easily get popular support for stricter punishments for driving infractions. like start suspending licenses for the more boneheaded offenses, or those causing an accident, etc.
because even the most car-brained drivers think they're the good ones and want the idiots gone.
because even the most car-brained drivers think they're the good ones and want the idiots gone.
August 17, 2026 at 10:28 PM
i think we could pretty easily get popular support for stricter punishments for driving infractions. like start suspending licenses for the more boneheaded offenses, or those causing an accident, etc.
because even the most car-brained drivers think they're the good ones and want the idiots gone.
because even the most car-brained drivers think they're the good ones and want the idiots gone.
you ever see pubes on the urinal at work and wonder, which coworker of mine did these belong to?
August 17, 2026 at 7:14 PM
you ever see pubes on the urinal at work and wonder, which coworker of mine did these belong to?
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I know you're not allowed to say this during the current debate, but the reason the left dominates academics, art, comedy, and music is that the right has stupid, discredited ideas, they're not funny, and dull resentment does not make for good art. No grand conspiracy required.
August 15, 2026 at 7:46 PM
I know you're not allowed to say this during the current debate, but the reason the left dominates academics, art, comedy, and music is that the right has stupid, discredited ideas, they're not funny, and dull resentment does not make for good art. No grand conspiracy required.
after a decade and a half of business travel, and dreading the whole day i have to spend combing through crumpled receipts, photographing them all, uploading them, and hoping i didnt lose any in the process. i finally figured out that i can just take the photos of the receipts when i first get them.
August 17, 2026 at 1:23 AM
after a decade and a half of business travel, and dreading the whole day i have to spend combing through crumpled receipts, photographing them all, uploading them, and hoping i didnt lose any in the process. i finally figured out that i can just take the photos of the receipts when i first get them.
i'll be the first to say it. fire fleury.
August 16, 2026 at 3:08 AM
i'll be the first to say it. fire fleury.
trying not to read too much into this performance. but why cant fleury draw up a TD with 4 tries from inside the 5.
August 16, 2026 at 2:42 AM
trying not to read too much into this performance. but why cant fleury draw up a TD with 4 tries from inside the 5.
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