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Passionate about CPFC, Mental Health and Mental Health Nursing with a guilty secret about Loose Windscreens
Expecting CPFC to be awarded, at least, a second FAC title, due to them beating City in spite of industrial financial doping
September 25, 2026 at 5:09 PM
Day of reckoning for Citeh.

Most football fans are delusional hypocrites & my City supporting sis in law cannot see what they've done wrong...

Most football fans are totally blinkered by self interest when it comes to their clubs
September 25, 2026 at 5:03 PM
We were talking in the pub; how we used to be hifi heads, talking Dolby NR,bass and wattage. Sony, JVC etc

Spend Saturday AMs gawping at hifi’s in Tottenham Ct Rd while saving up. Pressing the eject on tape decks for the smoothest.

Now we listen to shit quality mp3 digital crap on our phones
September 25, 2026 at 12:20 PM
Maurice Glasman looks like he smells frowsy #newsnight
September 24, 2026 at 9:41 PM
Garnacho has brought his current travails upon himself with his gimp celebration of sitting on the ad hoardings.

Wrong behaviour punished with a faltering career
September 23, 2026 at 4:48 PM
The rise of Lewis Koumas at LFC inevitably takes one back to when Jason Koumas, his dad, was THE CM everyone in the champ coveted. The definitive play maker all sought.

He was subject to a £2.5m Jordan bid I believe?

Although he played in Prem for Wigan, he never really hit the heights expected
September 23, 2026 at 3:43 PM
But it wasn't only the right wing press.

It was all press.

EG Stephen Bush of FT, facilitating a hounding of me on SM, for defending some of Arday's statements

He's as guilty as any right winger

That was thing about Arday, EVERYONE, was hammering him & contributing to making his life intolerable
September 23, 2026 at 2:33 PM
This break from CPFC is going to be excruciating
September 22, 2026 at 10:10 PM
MUFC and LFC interested in Tyrick Mitchell
September 22, 2026 at 9:43 PM
Is it right Burnley's last win was the fateful mid week night at Selhurst in Feb 26?

They've had ONE win in THIRTY-SEVEN games, & it was against us?!

Jeepers
September 21, 2026 at 4:43 PM
Surely Mainoo's withdrawal from the England Squad sees Wharton called up?

I find the fetish for Mainoo bizarre in the extreme.

Were KM at Palace and Wharton at Manure we all know which way round the call up would be.
September 21, 2026 at 4:14 PM
Interesting Arbeloa dropped Joa today.

Some FFC fans think he was a really bad buy. From what I've seen that's a bit harsh.

CPFC certainly got a high fee & managed to replace him well, if not better

Joa is on massive wage there so big call to drop him

FFC brags of getting 1 over us not aged well
September 20, 2026 at 10:47 PM
Bit weird MOTD didn’t show perhaps CPFC best chance that Nketiah fluffed
September 20, 2026 at 10:43 PM
Think DCL’s best chance today , well saved by Benetiz was actually offside
September 20, 2026 at 10:35 PM
Oh sweet last slot on MOTD we are reunited, and I am delighted
September 20, 2026 at 9:00 PM
Arbeloa betrays his struggles.

Made the mistake of slamming his players post one game, though seems to have learnt from that.

But today coming out with childish consipiracy theories about the ref does him no credit at all, & hints that he's inexperienced & not a serious grown up manager
September 20, 2026 at 8:47 PM
Come on Manure you absolute shitcunts!
September 20, 2026 at 5:16 PM
Who was the European journo who said on FiveLive that Marco Rose was a fraud manager, who continually 'failed upwards'?

Was damning of him.

At this point that's looking astute.

Drawing a lot is only good if you eventually win
September 20, 2026 at 5:10 PM
FFC winning would be a disaster
September 20, 2026 at 5:08 PM
Canvot made a mockery of Sage call to drop him.

Richards back to hi best.

Pino one of his best 90s for CPFC. But still 'nearly' does it.

Lerma a step up on TT, showed great aggression.

Timber very good.

Benetiz best ever no 2

Adam from ridiculous to the sublime

Nketiah so frustrating to watch
September 20, 2026 at 5:07 PM
An OG couldn't go to a more deserving defender.

Lisandro Martinez is an absolute **** of the first order
September 20, 2026 at 4:55 PM
The degree to which Palace fans are WILLING Sage to be succesful is palpable, to the degree you can almost sense it.

PS RnB from the off, didn't need to earn that right like some, he's got our backing & is looking like earning it.

Had we not had the weird calling outs he'd look well secure
September 20, 2026 at 4:39 PM
Both Lacroix and CPFC conceding goals at the same heavy rate they were at the end of last season
September 18, 2026 at 10:34 PM
Am I misreading the drip drip from that gimp Earl Spencer, insufferable self important toff?

Seems to me, by saying Chas was giddy on Di's death, and saying we'd forget her on her death... is he playing into the conspiracy theories that Chas, or the Royals were implicated in her death.

Misreading?
September 18, 2026 at 10:23 PM
Rio Cardines back on the assist trail after a match off.

Could he do so well CPFC simply have no choice but to recall him in Jan?
September 18, 2026 at 9:20 PM