Horus Warned ‘Ya 𓅃 𓂓
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I got survivalism 😷 In-home carer / #pwLC / Sjögren's
Caliphornian from a long line of nature boys & computer geeks
♿️🐈 🦌 🎶🧝♂️ 🚀 🌌🌱🥔🖼
Caliphornian from a long line of nature boys & computer geeks
♿️🐈 🦌 🎶🧝♂️ 🚀 🌌🌱🥔🖼
Pinned
Welp, shat out all that liquid 4 hrs later.
Back to the old drawing board.
Back to the old drawing board.
Experimental electrolyte drink recipe
1 teaspoon Himalayan salt
1 teaspoon potassium chloride powder
5 tablespoons lemon juice
2 tablespoons stevia with erythiritol
32 ounces water
Shake up and drink up. Tastes a lot like Gatorade. I have to settle for magnesium citrate pills for now.
1 teaspoon Himalayan salt
1 teaspoon potassium chloride powder
5 tablespoons lemon juice
2 tablespoons stevia with erythiritol
32 ounces water
Shake up and drink up. Tastes a lot like Gatorade. I have to settle for magnesium citrate pills for now.
September 18, 2026 at 11:23 PM
Welp, shat out all that liquid 4 hrs later.
Back to the old drawing board.
Back to the old drawing board.
Experimental electrolyte drink recipe
1 teaspoon Himalayan salt
1 teaspoon potassium chloride powder
5 tablespoons lemon juice
2 tablespoons stevia with erythiritol
32 ounces water
Shake up and drink up. Tastes a lot like Gatorade. I have to settle for magnesium citrate pills for now.
1 teaspoon Himalayan salt
1 teaspoon potassium chloride powder
5 tablespoons lemon juice
2 tablespoons stevia with erythiritol
32 ounces water
Shake up and drink up. Tastes a lot like Gatorade. I have to settle for magnesium citrate pills for now.
September 18, 2026 at 7:09 PM
Experimental electrolyte drink recipe
1 teaspoon Himalayan salt
1 teaspoon potassium chloride powder
5 tablespoons lemon juice
2 tablespoons stevia with erythiritol
32 ounces water
Shake up and drink up. Tastes a lot like Gatorade. I have to settle for magnesium citrate pills for now.
1 teaspoon Himalayan salt
1 teaspoon potassium chloride powder
5 tablespoons lemon juice
2 tablespoons stevia with erythiritol
32 ounces water
Shake up and drink up. Tastes a lot like Gatorade. I have to settle for magnesium citrate pills for now.
She did it again.
She put cat food in the litter box.
😩
She put cat food in the litter box.
😩
September 18, 2026 at 6:26 PM
She did it again.
She put cat food in the litter box.
😩
She put cat food in the litter box.
😩
I am deeply empathic, and am now furious at Battle.net for having such a difficult captcha.
Blondie just wants to play Diablo again 😭 Oh now he got it. Time to kill zombies and turn shards into orbs.
Blondie just wants to play Diablo again 😭 Oh now he got it. Time to kill zombies and turn shards into orbs.
September 18, 2026 at 3:43 AM
I am deeply empathic, and am now furious at Battle.net for having such a difficult captcha.
Blondie just wants to play Diablo again 😭 Oh now he got it. Time to kill zombies and turn shards into orbs.
Blondie just wants to play Diablo again 😭 Oh now he got it. Time to kill zombies and turn shards into orbs.
Planes flying overhead to a big fire north of Tahoe. Which far enough away I don’t care, but close enough that the Watch Duty app is popping off. Just tell me when it crosses I-80, thank you 🔥
September 17, 2026 at 4:17 PM
Planes flying overhead to a big fire north of Tahoe. Which far enough away I don’t care, but close enough that the Watch Duty app is popping off. Just tell me when it crosses I-80, thank you 🔥
#3GoodThings
1. Picked basil in the breezy morning
2. The San marzano tomatoes are still growing! I hope they don’t get got by an early visit of El Niño
3. Found out my CT scan was all clear, no -itises. But no info to follow-up on at the Sjögren’s clinic
Whatever, we get pesto for lunch.
1. Picked basil in the breezy morning
2. The San marzano tomatoes are still growing! I hope they don’t get got by an early visit of El Niño
3. Found out my CT scan was all clear, no -itises. But no info to follow-up on at the Sjögren’s clinic
Whatever, we get pesto for lunch.
September 16, 2026 at 6:39 PM
#3GoodThings
1. Picked basil in the breezy morning
2. The San marzano tomatoes are still growing! I hope they don’t get got by an early visit of El Niño
3. Found out my CT scan was all clear, no -itises. But no info to follow-up on at the Sjögren’s clinic
Whatever, we get pesto for lunch.
1. Picked basil in the breezy morning
2. The San marzano tomatoes are still growing! I hope they don’t get got by an early visit of El Niño
3. Found out my CT scan was all clear, no -itises. But no info to follow-up on at the Sjögren’s clinic
Whatever, we get pesto for lunch.
🌈 💊 🗃️
The move to bigger and badder glucosamine and magnesium pills might be helping with joint pain!
The move to bigger and badder glucosamine and magnesium pills might be helping with joint pain!
September 16, 2026 at 4:13 PM
🌈 💊 🗃️
The move to bigger and badder glucosamine and magnesium pills might be helping with joint pain!
The move to bigger and badder glucosamine and magnesium pills might be helping with joint pain!
Olaf scratched me twice last night, trying to get treats from my hand :(
I haven’t been damaged that bad since he was a kitten! I need to come up with a new treat-hunting game for my 15 y.o. doofus.
I haven’t been damaged that bad since he was a kitten! I need to come up with a new treat-hunting game for my 15 y.o. doofus.
September 15, 2026 at 2:50 PM
Olaf scratched me twice last night, trying to get treats from my hand :(
I haven’t been damaged that bad since he was a kitten! I need to come up with a new treat-hunting game for my 15 y.o. doofus.
I haven’t been damaged that bad since he was a kitten! I need to come up with a new treat-hunting game for my 15 y.o. doofus.
Current status: eating a Gorgonzola rind.
Current music: Queen - Fat Bottomed Girls
Current music: Queen - Fat Bottomed Girls
September 14, 2026 at 2:47 PM
Current status: eating a Gorgonzola rind.
Current music: Queen - Fat Bottomed Girls
Current music: Queen - Fat Bottomed Girls
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🚨 NEW: The leaders of Scotland, Wales and Northern Ireland will meet tomorrow to sign a joint declaration for all three countries to gain independence from the UK
September 13, 2026 at 8:54 AM
🚨 NEW: The leaders of Scotland, Wales and Northern Ireland will meet tomorrow to sign a joint declaration for all three countries to gain independence from the UK
Cooler weather coincides with the Nevada County trade horse expo. I dream of going outside in reasonable attire for a few hours
☀️ 🐎
☀️ 🐎
September 13, 2026 at 8:37 PM
Cooler weather coincides with the Nevada County trade horse expo. I dream of going outside in reasonable attire for a few hours
☀️ 🐎
☀️ 🐎
Apropos of nothing
(I say this every time infrastructure news pops off)
(I say this every time infrastructure news pops off)
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September 12, 2026 at 2:07 AM
Apropos of nothing
(I say this every time infrastructure news pops off)
(I say this every time infrastructure news pops off)
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The Mandala Effect is when you think koans are trippy intricate patterns The Mancala Effect is when you think it's marbles The Miranda Effect is when you think cops need to actually say those to you or you don't have to go to jail The Melania Effect is when you hope your husband dies
September 11, 2026 at 11:15 PM
The Mandala Effect is when you think koans are trippy intricate patterns The Mancala Effect is when you think it's marbles The Miranda Effect is when you think cops need to actually say those to you or you don't have to go to jail The Melania Effect is when you hope your husband dies
Misidentification is a problem for MIL.
Yesterday she wore my boots, I told her to take them off, and by the afternoon they were under her bed. They are maroon, her’s are brown. They are Vasque, her’s are Renegade. They are size 8, her’s are 6. They have hard orthotic insoles she couldn’t feel.
Yesterday she wore my boots, I told her to take them off, and by the afternoon they were under her bed. They are maroon, her’s are brown. They are Vasque, her’s are Renegade. They are size 8, her’s are 6. They have hard orthotic insoles she couldn’t feel.
September 11, 2026 at 4:16 PM
Misidentification is a problem for MIL.
Yesterday she wore my boots, I told her to take them off, and by the afternoon they were under her bed. They are maroon, her’s are brown. They are Vasque, her’s are Renegade. They are size 8, her’s are 6. They have hard orthotic insoles she couldn’t feel.
Yesterday she wore my boots, I told her to take them off, and by the afternoon they were under her bed. They are maroon, her’s are brown. They are Vasque, her’s are Renegade. They are size 8, her’s are 6. They have hard orthotic insoles she couldn’t feel.
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Happy 25th birthday to the modern surveillance state!
September 11, 2026 at 10:46 AM
Happy 25th birthday to the modern surveillance state!
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An account on Twitter that post cat pics just retweeted this
September 10, 2026 at 9:59 PM
An account on Twitter that post cat pics just retweeted this
MIL rearranges the family photos to create circles of protection around her bed and wherever the cats are sleeping. Child Blondie is now helping Chi take peaceful naps.
September 10, 2026 at 2:54 PM
MIL rearranges the family photos to create circles of protection around her bed and wherever the cats are sleeping. Child Blondie is now helping Chi take peaceful naps.
PT gave me an ambitious equation to solve to combat orthostatic intolerance, my summertime nemesis.
0.5(weight in pounds)=ounces of water per day
0.5(184)=92 ounces per day
I’m nowhere near there yet!
0.5(weight in pounds)=ounces of water per day
0.5(184)=92 ounces per day
I’m nowhere near there yet!
September 9, 2026 at 6:40 PM
PT gave me an ambitious equation to solve to combat orthostatic intolerance, my summertime nemesis.
0.5(weight in pounds)=ounces of water per day
0.5(184)=92 ounces per day
I’m nowhere near there yet!
0.5(weight in pounds)=ounces of water per day
0.5(184)=92 ounces per day
I’m nowhere near there yet!
There’s a bug goin’ ‘round.
MIL started coughing last night, and refused water because she has “too many planets in water” on her astrology chart.
Blondie and I have the painful, roaming myalgias. Which I associate with a Long Covid immune system freak out. My wrist myalgia is especially shitty.
MIL started coughing last night, and refused water because she has “too many planets in water” on her astrology chart.
Blondie and I have the painful, roaming myalgias. Which I associate with a Long Covid immune system freak out. My wrist myalgia is especially shitty.
September 8, 2026 at 2:59 PM
There’s a bug goin’ ‘round.
MIL started coughing last night, and refused water because she has “too many planets in water” on her astrology chart.
Blondie and I have the painful, roaming myalgias. Which I associate with a Long Covid immune system freak out. My wrist myalgia is especially shitty.
MIL started coughing last night, and refused water because she has “too many planets in water” on her astrology chart.
Blondie and I have the painful, roaming myalgias. Which I associate with a Long Covid immune system freak out. My wrist myalgia is especially shitty.
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Capitalization affects how people read hashtags or how people hear them on screen readers. Use #camelCase or #PascalCase in hashtags instead of lowercase. You could have #DoctorWhoRewatch ("Doctor Who Rewatch") or #doctorwhorewatch ("doctor whore watch.")
September 8, 2026 at 12:17 AM
Capitalization affects how people read hashtags or how people hear them on screen readers. Use #camelCase or #PascalCase in hashtags instead of lowercase. You could have #DoctorWhoRewatch ("Doctor Who Rewatch") or #doctorwhorewatch ("doctor whore watch.")
Vaccine day!
If CVS still doesn’t have the updated Covid vacs, I’m gonna break some shit. Maybe knock over a Halloween display of crappy plastic pumpkins
💉 🎃
If CVS still doesn’t have the updated Covid vacs, I’m gonna break some shit. Maybe knock over a Halloween display of crappy plastic pumpkins
💉 🎃
September 5, 2026 at 8:27 PM
Vaccine day!
If CVS still doesn’t have the updated Covid vacs, I’m gonna break some shit. Maybe knock over a Halloween display of crappy plastic pumpkins
💉 🎃
If CVS still doesn’t have the updated Covid vacs, I’m gonna break some shit. Maybe knock over a Halloween display of crappy plastic pumpkins
💉 🎃
Why is it top 38 posters?
Isn’t that the median age here, or am I just saying that because I’m 39?
Isn’t that the median age here, or am I just saying that because I’m 39?
September 4, 2026 at 11:04 PM
Why is it top 38 posters?
Isn’t that the median age here, or am I just saying that because I’m 39?
Isn’t that the median age here, or am I just saying that because I’m 39?
Sister-in-law fucked up by checking her mother’s appointment via phone, which had an AI assistant.
Naturally MIL refused to go when she heard the word. Oops.
Now they have to go to another Sutter Health facility farther away. At least someone will see MIL, she’ll hate it no mater what.
Naturally MIL refused to go when she heard the word. Oops.
Now they have to go to another Sutter Health facility farther away. At least someone will see MIL, she’ll hate it no mater what.
September 3, 2026 at 2:37 PM
Sister-in-law fucked up by checking her mother’s appointment via phone, which had an AI assistant.
Naturally MIL refused to go when she heard the word. Oops.
Now they have to go to another Sutter Health facility farther away. At least someone will see MIL, she’ll hate it no mater what.
Naturally MIL refused to go when she heard the word. Oops.
Now they have to go to another Sutter Health facility farther away. At least someone will see MIL, she’ll hate it no mater what.
Hey Covid Conscious Blueskis,
I told my partner about the updated Covid vaccine and he insisted it was pointless because “they can’t keep up with the new strains.”
How much protection can the updated vaccine provide? We both had Delta kick our ass while vaccinated, so he stopped getting the shots.
I told my partner about the updated Covid vaccine and he insisted it was pointless because “they can’t keep up with the new strains.”
How much protection can the updated vaccine provide? We both had Delta kick our ass while vaccinated, so he stopped getting the shots.
September 2, 2026 at 3:52 PM
Hey Covid Conscious Blueskis,
I told my partner about the updated Covid vaccine and he insisted it was pointless because “they can’t keep up with the new strains.”
How much protection can the updated vaccine provide? We both had Delta kick our ass while vaccinated, so he stopped getting the shots.
I told my partner about the updated Covid vaccine and he insisted it was pointless because “they can’t keep up with the new strains.”
How much protection can the updated vaccine provide? We both had Delta kick our ass while vaccinated, so he stopped getting the shots.
I am so fucking glad it is overcast today 🥵 Hopefully this rain won’t come with lightning.
September 1, 2026 at 4:39 PM
I am so fucking glad it is overcast today 🥵 Hopefully this rain won’t come with lightning.