Viv
@uberpantsmonkey.bsky.social
She/her. I'm that reply girl who shows up in your posts offering encouragement and compliments.
Doesn't follow everyone back who follows her to keep the anxiety demons from eating her brain.
Doesn't follow everyone back who follows her to keep the anxiety demons from eating her brain.
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Viv
@uberpantsmonkey.bsky.social
· Nov 8
*Looks around at the new followers. Writer is disheveled, drinking coffee and wearing pyjamas and cloud slippers*
Um...hi...
Don't know why you're here, but I'm gonna say lower your expectations.
Lower.
Lower.
Lower.
That's good.
Um...hi...
Don't know why you're here, but I'm gonna say lower your expectations.
Lower.
Lower.
Lower.
That's good.
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Meet our August Chicago Civic Zine Microgrant recipients! 🎉
Wild Ramp and @zineclubchicago.bsky.social are excited to support these four zinesters connecting DIY publishing, community knowledge, and civic life:
Stay tuned for more about these zines, and the September grantees!
Wild Ramp and @zineclubchicago.bsky.social are excited to support these four zinesters connecting DIY publishing, community knowledge, and civic life:
Stay tuned for more about these zines, and the September grantees!
October 2, 2026 at 12:30 AM
Meet our August Chicago Civic Zine Microgrant recipients! 🎉
Wild Ramp and @zineclubchicago.bsky.social are excited to support these four zinesters connecting DIY publishing, community knowledge, and civic life:
Stay tuned for more about these zines, and the September grantees!
Wild Ramp and @zineclubchicago.bsky.social are excited to support these four zinesters connecting DIY publishing, community knowledge, and civic life:
Stay tuned for more about these zines, and the September grantees!
If you see this post a vampire that isn't Dracula
October 1, 2026 at 9:48 PM
If you see this post a vampire that isn't Dracula
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The "talk to me nice or I might do a bigotry" approach is NEVER effective. Don't do this.
October 1, 2026 at 3:03 AM
The "talk to me nice or I might do a bigotry" approach is NEVER effective. Don't do this.
The world is on fire and I am tired. I wish I could be my dog for a bit.
October 1, 2026 at 1:56 AM
The world is on fire and I am tired. I wish I could be my dog for a bit.
Tricky because I was in the New Jack Swing camp but this one always got me:
youtu.be/q-JfLMz8QNI?...
youtu.be/q-JfLMz8QNI?...
September 30, 2026 at 7:46 PM
Tricky because I was in the New Jack Swing camp but this one always got me:
youtu.be/q-JfLMz8QNI?...
youtu.be/q-JfLMz8QNI?...
Today at work, i saw a man jogging while juggling. Thank you sir for making my day 10 percent more interesting
September 30, 2026 at 3:55 PM
Today at work, i saw a man jogging while juggling. Thank you sir for making my day 10 percent more interesting
Update: i got the miracle out of my ass. Fear me
September 29, 2026 at 9:34 PM
Update: i got the miracle out of my ass. Fear me
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It's incredibly demoralizing
the 2020s really are the decade of good things happening for objectively bad people, almost across the board unfortunately
September 29, 2026 at 8:53 PM
It's incredibly demoralizing
This morning I have been given a near impossible demand and the task of pulling a miracle out of my ass. Wish me luck
September 29, 2026 at 1:33 PM
This morning I have been given a near impossible demand and the task of pulling a miracle out of my ass. Wish me luck
I have to say that my dog does not try to cheer me up. She kind of gives us this look of GET YOUR SHIT TOGETHER before leaving the room
I always feel like I live in a completely different world when I see someone say that dogs try to cheer you up when you're sad and cats don't. Every cat I've ever lived with has been able to tell when I'm upset, often before other humans, and has expressed concern & care for me.
September 29, 2026 at 1:31 PM
I have to say that my dog does not try to cheer me up. She kind of gives us this look of GET YOUR SHIT TOGETHER before leaving the room
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If cynicism, and yet still hopes, had a name it would be Frank.
Yeah, I’m sure the mainstream media, which shrugs at the Epstein Files, and refuses to call Donald Trump a rapist, it totally gonna get to the bottom of the Cornell story.
September 28, 2026 at 11:56 PM
If cynicism, and yet still hopes, had a name it would be Frank.
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Anus mascot at the Brazilian Congress of Coloproctology (CBCP 2026)
September 27, 2026 at 11:24 PM
Anus mascot at the Brazilian Congress of Coloproctology (CBCP 2026)
THE CHEESE TAX THE CHEESE TAX
September 28, 2026 at 12:06 PM
THE CHEESE TAX THE CHEESE TAX
Yo, step off I'm doin the hump...
September 27, 2026 at 5:52 PM
Yo, step off I'm doin the hump...
I went to a corgi picnic today and I would like to fall over because I'm so tired.
September 26, 2026 at 8:45 PM
I went to a corgi picnic today and I would like to fall over because I'm so tired.
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Tonight I picked up hours babysitting two corgis. I have brushed one corgi out of a dog and now she is curled up next to me happy as a clam.
September 26, 2026 at 12:51 AM
Tonight I picked up hours babysitting two corgis. I have brushed one corgi out of a dog and now she is curled up next to me happy as a clam.
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great art articulates eternal truths
![script of the end of Waiting for Godot which has been modified to read
ESTRAGON: Well, shall we log off?
VLADIMIR: Yes, let's log off.
[They do not log off]
CURTAIN](https://cdn.bsky.app/img/feed_thumbnail/plain/did:plc:64mdicpo7sq4k5bx2z3m2jo6/bafkreia7vy7yqqyb7ytslx43odsuqsi4etojsjjntlqcrsguwncynwrfpm)
September 17, 2026 at 5:05 PM
great art articulates eternal truths
This morning I got hit with an uncomfortable truth. At least I'm trying to do better with it instead of running from it or denying it.
September 25, 2026 at 1:50 PM
This morning I got hit with an uncomfortable truth. At least I'm trying to do better with it instead of running from it or denying it.
Is it per penis? How much of a look? How much do I get if I touch one? How much if I kiss the tip?
would you look at a penis for 50 billion dollars?
September 25, 2026 at 1:46 PM
Is it per penis? How much of a look? How much do I get if I touch one? How much if I kiss the tip?
Rolf. Unflappable and cool.
Name your fav Jim Henson film, show, or character.
September 25, 2026 at 4:03 AM
Rolf. Unflappable and cool.
This week is kicking my ass and I'm so tired of driving everywhere. I need rest
September 25, 2026 at 2:00 AM
This week is kicking my ass and I'm so tired of driving everywhere. I need rest