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I’m just a loser
I don’t know much about tennis but I know that as of now I only do backhand shots, which was a style in a tennis game from 2005 I played on the OG Xbox a lot
September 3, 2026 at 11:17 PM
Anyone ever actually do all the landmark challenges in Ultimate Spider-Man just for a suit? I gave up after just beating the game all the way.
August 27, 2026 at 6:56 PM
I don’t wanna play golf anymore, I don’t wanna be associated with domestic abusers
August 26, 2026 at 2:54 AM
I mean I’ve never heard of a pick shot out the bunker…

Sold all my golf books so I never read about it
August 22, 2026 at 8:06 PM
The only time I have seen any other shots for getting out of a bunker was in Outlaw Golf 2.

Which is a garbage golf game, fun… But garbage
August 22, 2026 at 8:04 PM
If you do something constantly you’ll get better at it

Bull fucking shit

So if I just keep doing my shitty drawings I’ll just magically improve, fuck off and die.
August 19, 2026 at 4:32 AM
Me: I’m never gonna get some hoes

Random person: You can get hoes

Me: No…

Them: Ok…
August 17, 2026 at 6:08 PM
Cal Raleigh cannot hit anymore because he has too fat of an ass.

Also he didn’t bother to dap up a teammate too.

I wanna see Cal Raleigh and Cherokee D’ Ass in an oiled up twerk off
August 15, 2026 at 11:59 PM
I am never writing fanfiction again, I’d rather take a shotgun, point it point blank at my balls and pull the trigger.
August 15, 2026 at 1:21 AM
Fuck the diet soda, inject the phenylalanine into my ass with the aspartame so I can 5G microwave my dick from the inside.

I’m loving it
August 14, 2026 at 8:30 PM
If a juggler wanted to really impress me they would juggle three balls while cracking doggy style
August 14, 2026 at 7:46 PM
The only way I would go back in time and kill my past self would be for the very specific butterfly effect of my local sports team becoming a dictatorship like dynasty.

All the other butterfly effects are some lame ass shit.
August 14, 2026 at 6:59 PM
Unless that motherfuckin book The Long Walk becomes law and you cannot sit anywhere on a sidewalk I wI’ll continue to be a lazy ass nigga and sit on the floor or sidewalk.

Bitch ass niggas thought they wouldn’t catch me sitting on the ground, inconceivable.
August 14, 2026 at 5:56 PM
That is to say if my stupid dumb fucking ass knew how to draw I would be the meanest son of a bitch alive to everyone.
July 31, 2026 at 9:10 AM
All my time telling others how stupid I am and how I can’t learn a hobby has only made me realize that people really do either ignore people like me, they have no idea how to respond, or they are disappointed in you.
July 31, 2026 at 9:06 AM
Just because I’m incapable of learning to draw doesn’t mean I don’t like art still. Also I’m not stupid enough to resort to AI because I can’t bother learning to draw anymore.

I’m stupid I’m not evil.
July 20, 2026 at 2:11 PM
I could never do anything because I cannot handle criticism. I’m that much of a stupid bitch.
July 18, 2026 at 6:26 PM
I don’t really want to try and learn to draw anymore.

I’m happier just not dealing with all of that. Sad my dumb ass had to waste 18 years of my life to realize that but… Oh fuckin well.
July 14, 2026 at 1:41 AM
That Chris Rock parody of Hey Ya goes kinda hard.
July 10, 2026 at 3:50 PM
Also like I’m a bum ass nigga

I see what goes into trying to learn to draw and I’m like, “Fuck that bullshit.”

I’m just stupid as fuck, holy shit.
July 10, 2026 at 8:17 AM
Ha funny

I see people are still misspelling sex as SSX

That joke by Bif Naked aged like… Cheese.

Wine is ok too I guess.
July 10, 2026 at 8:05 AM
Ah well, that’s life…

You win some

And sometimes you just can’t get out your own fuckin way and ruin something fun for the rest of your cursed time on this cursed earth.
July 10, 2026 at 8:01 AM
Some shit I said to these motherfuckers I cannot say, I was and am still wilin out for nothing.

NOTHING!

FUCKING NOTHIN!
July 10, 2026 at 7:59 AM
I don’t try to draw no more, not since 2022. Fucked up so badly over a fuckin teenager addicted to Fortnite leaving a dumbass comment on a scrap drawing that I rage quit so badly I made several people never wanna talk to me again.

PAR FOR THE FUCKIN COURSE BABY!
July 10, 2026 at 7:58 AM
I didn’t even have any haters when I was doing art, I was the only hater. Props to the hater who said I couldn’t do it and didn’t even try, the hater was right.

AND THE HATER WAS ME!!
July 10, 2026 at 7:57 AM