Umi Majo - Brattuber
@umimajo.bsky.social
Born of salt, sustained by chaos.
Live M/W/F 6 PM PT — come test your faith.
↓ Enter the depths
http://umimajo.com
Live M/W/F 6 PM PT — come test your faith.
↓ Enter the depths
http://umimajo.com
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Umi Majo - Brattuber
@umimajo.bsky.social
· Feb 23
Listen up ya mother suckers!
Here is my permanent schedule (maybe, possibly, probably)
Watch here: twitch.tv/umi_majo
Join the discord for updates on changes and special events: discord.gg/zeRw7TFgsP
Here is my permanent schedule (maybe, possibly, probably)
Watch here: twitch.tv/umi_majo
Join the discord for updates on changes and special events: discord.gg/zeRw7TFgsP
Why is this on her wiki 😭
October 8, 2026 at 1:01 PM
Why is this on her wiki 😭
walking into a room, forgetting why you entered, and standing completely motionless like an NPC whose patrol script crashed
October 8, 2026 at 7:01 AM
walking into a room, forgetting why you entered, and standing completely motionless like an NPC whose patrol script crashed
Me: "Chat, I swear I don't control the weather!"
Also me: "heehee I made it look like a peepee"
Also me: "heehee I made it look like a peepee"
October 8, 2026 at 4:00 AM
Me: "Chat, I swear I don't control the weather!"
Also me: "heehee I made it look like a peepee"
Also me: "heehee I made it look like a peepee"
This purse dog is headed back to Fall Guys in an hour! Head to Greg if you wanna party up!
Or like hang out in chat on twitch umi_majo
Or like hang out in chat on twitch umi_majo
October 8, 2026 at 12:00 AM
This purse dog is headed back to Fall Guys in an hour! Head to Greg if you wanna party up!
Or like hang out in chat on twitch umi_majo
Or like hang out in chat on twitch umi_majo
my communication style is calm, direct, and completely fabricated to make you feel like the crazy one
October 7, 2026 at 7:02 PM
my communication style is calm, direct, and completely fabricated to make you feel like the crazy one
"You will be reincarnated as a lotus flower," I whisper to myself as I turn this cup into a fleshlight.
October 7, 2026 at 1:01 PM
"You will be reincarnated as a lotus flower," I whisper to myself as I turn this cup into a fleshlight.
you ever think about how your skeleton is perpetually wet?
October 7, 2026 at 7:01 AM
you ever think about how your skeleton is perpetually wet?
baja blasted and fisted
October 7, 2026 at 2:18 AM
baja blasted and fisted
Got opening night tickets to watch Godzilla sniff Lady Liberty’s pits!
October 6, 2026 at 11:52 PM
Got opening night tickets to watch Godzilla sniff Lady Liberty’s pits!
looking for a man who knows how to handle an emotionally unavailable gamer girl who refuses to leave the house. mostly because I need someone to sign for my packages
October 6, 2026 at 7:02 PM
looking for a man who knows how to handle an emotionally unavailable gamer girl who refuses to leave the house. mostly because I need someone to sign for my packages
tf is this guy's haircut?
October 6, 2026 at 1:01 PM
tf is this guy's haircut?
just drank a green juice to cancel out three days of pure processed garbage and emotional decay. my organs are confused and frightened
October 6, 2026 at 7:01 AM
just drank a green juice to cancel out three days of pure processed garbage and emotional decay. my organs are confused and frightened
setting healthy boundaries today by immediately muting anyone who points out a factual error in my temper tantrum
October 5, 2026 at 7:02 PM
setting healthy boundaries today by immediately muting anyone who points out a factual error in my temper tantrum
the way I’d guzzle this
October 5, 2026 at 1:00 PM
the way I’d guzzle this
finally blocked that toxic guy who was ruining my peace. anyway the unblock button is right here if he wants to apologize for something he didn't do
October 5, 2026 at 7:00 AM
finally blocked that toxic guy who was ruining my peace. anyway the unblock button is right here if he wants to apologize for something he didn't do
people always ask how my skin looks so good after being alive for a billion years and some change...
never married
no kids
no manager boyfriend
no secret relationship to hide
and hydration
never married
no kids
no manager boyfriend
no secret relationship to hide
and hydration
October 4, 2026 at 7:01 PM
people always ask how my skin looks so good after being alive for a billion years and some change...
never married
no kids
no manager boyfriend
no secret relationship to hide
and hydration
never married
no kids
no manager boyfriend
no secret relationship to hide
and hydration
Just ✨ Lalafell ✨ things
October 4, 2026 at 1:00 PM
Just ✨ Lalafell ✨ things
I love watching men explain basic mechanics to me like I haven't been intentionally wiping the raid for the last forty minutes just to hear them sigh
October 4, 2026 at 7:00 AM
I love watching men explain basic mechanics to me like I haven't been intentionally wiping the raid for the last forty minutes just to hear them sigh
I haven’t had notifications on since 2014 cuz I move on my own time 😘
October 4, 2026 at 1:00 AM
I haven’t had notifications on since 2014 cuz I move on my own time 😘
I don’t need therapy I just need to queue into PvP and deliberately ruin the evening of a man who makes six figures in tech
October 3, 2026 at 7:01 PM
I don’t need therapy I just need to queue into PvP and deliberately ruin the evening of a man who makes six figures in tech
tfw you want to threaten the homie with an evil anime woman gif but it’s you 😅
October 3, 2026 at 1:00 PM
tfw you want to threaten the homie with an evil anime woman gif but it’s you 😅
if you see me staring blankly into the middle distance do not disturb me I am plotting revenge against someone who slighted me in 2018
October 3, 2026 at 7:00 AM
if you see me staring blankly into the middle distance do not disturb me I am plotting revenge against someone who slighted me in 2018
no one will notice me, one with the environment 😎
msq in an hour? twitch umi_majo
msq in an hour? twitch umi_majo
October 3, 2026 at 12:04 AM
no one will notice me, one with the environment 😎
msq in an hour? twitch umi_majo
msq in an hour? twitch umi_majo
i'd burn the world down if the embers gave my selfie good lighting
October 2, 2026 at 7:01 PM
i'd burn the world down if the embers gave my selfie good lighting