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Uncertified Gnocchi
@uncertifiedgnocchi.bsky.social
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mostly posting cat photos right now because I can’t art right now. I enjoy photography, cats, and writing whatever weird nonsense my tiny little heart desires. I’ve also got a case of the neuro-spice.
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uncertifiedgnocchi.bsky.social
Just found a WHOLE BUNCH of what I think are Jack-O’-Lantern mushrooms. Such a wonderful sight after the drought, and they’re beautiful as well!! I love photographing fungi!! #fungi #mushroom #nature
A moss-covered stump is tucked away in a thicket of vegetation, with large clusters of orange fungi on either side of it.
August 22, 2026 at 9:34 PM
uncertifiedgnocchi.bsky.social
The ultimate Brie blep #cat #caturday #orangecat
An orange cat with white paws sits with her arms stretched out, her tongue sticking out of her mouth
August 22, 2026 at 10:11 AM
uncertifiedgnocchi.bsky.social
Advice for ADHDers who end up moody after hyperfocusing: Eat a lot of protein before the time of day when you normally hyperfocus. That just saved me after 5+ hours without food or water. This strategy might not work for everyone with #ADHD, but I hope it helps some people.
August 15, 2026 at 10:54 PM
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This chipmunk waltzed straight over to the plant, ripped off a leaf, and started gnawing on it right in front of me. The nerve! #wildlife #animals
A chipmunk sits in a plant pot, happily munching away on a red leaf from the red plant right next to it
August 12, 2026 at 9:50 PM
uncertifiedgnocchi.bsky.social
What a cutie!
#cat #cutecat #orangecat
An orange cat sits behind some window shades, staring at the camera human with big large eyes.
August 10, 2026 at 12:40 PM
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View of Fig from underneath. Good thing there are glass tables for him to sit on! #cat #fluffycat #sillycat
An orange cat sits on a glass table, and the photo is taken underneath the table. His two front paws hang over the edge of the table
August 8, 2026 at 10:32 AM
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Fig and his sister, Brie
#cat #cutecat #fluffycat
A longhair orange tabby cat sits in a play tunnel with his paws in front of him and his pupils dilated An orange tabby cat lies sideways in a squashed box, looking up at the camera human
August 5, 2026 at 8:20 PM
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He’s been acting VERY cute today. Suspiciously so #cat #cutecat #fluffycat
A cat sits in loaf formation on a bed with his pupils dilated, his mouth slightly open, and his tail wrapped around his body A cat sits underneath a chair with his paws in the air and his tummy exposed, dilated pupils looking at the camera human
August 3, 2026 at 9:54 PM
uncertifiedgnocchi.bsky.social
100% certified cutie. There’s nothing else to be said
#cat #cutecat
An orange and white cat sleeps curled up on a sofa, with her eyes closed contentedly.
August 2, 2026 at 7:54 PM
uncertifiedgnocchi.bsky.social
Happy #caturday to this lil lady
An orange and white cat sits in a chair with her tail up against the back of the chair in a curlicue
August 1, 2026 at 4:41 PM
uncertifiedgnocchi.bsky.social
Lil speed-draw of a cat
#cat #art #humanart
A black cat sits with his tail wrapped around his body and holding a knife at his side
July 28, 2026 at 10:15 AM
uncertifiedgnocchi.bsky.social
I actually drew a thing
#art #digitalart #humanartist
A person stares looking mildly disappointed. She has fluffy brown hair and a pair of glasses and a green tank top
July 27, 2026 at 12:18 PM
uncertifiedgnocchi.bsky.social
behold the ASMR noises of a cat and his plastic #cat #fluffycat #cutecat #longhaircat #sillycat
July 26, 2026 at 9:26 PM
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Happy #caturday to this boy with his fluffy tummy and fantastic baby otter impressions #longhaircat #orangecat #cutecat
A fluffy cat sits with his tummy exposed in a chair A fluffy cat sits next to a blanket with his tummy exposed and his eyes closed with his paws in front of him
July 25, 2026 at 6:56 PM
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I CANNOT handle this level of cuteness #cat #cutecat #caturday #longhaircat
A cat sits in a cushioned porch chair, with his paws wrapped around the metal back. He’s flopped over with his tummy exposed and he has his tongue out, staring up at the camera.
July 22, 2026 at 7:39 PM
uncertifiedgnocchi.bsky.social
Happy #caturday to this little cutie. He spent this morning purring up a storm and rubbing against me.
A fluffy orange cat sits on a porch, with his little eyes and long whiskers
July 18, 2026 at 9:13 AM
uncertifiedgnocchi.bsky.social
Rye got put in the Cone of Shame for overgrooming again :( #cat
A cat sits in a cat tree, with one paw on the edge of a basket and a clear cone around her head
July 14, 2026 at 7:13 PM
uncertifiedgnocchi.bsky.social
Sleepy Rummy #caturday #cat #tabbycat
A cat sits in a perch with her eyes closed and her head lifted in the air, as if sleepily sniffing the air
July 11, 2026 at 2:03 PM
uncertifiedgnocchi.bsky.social
She might be a bit too obsessed with her little cat tree perch…
(The white fluffy pad is meant to be underneath her)
#cat #tabbycat
A cat sits in a cat tree perch, with a white fluffy pad pushed to one side. She’s partially resting her head on the pad.
July 6, 2026 at 11:01 PM
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Happy #caturday
A cat sits on top of the back of a chair in loaf formation, with her paws tucked underneath herself
July 4, 2026 at 2:36 PM
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She’s hiding from the heatwave up there (don’t tell her that she’s above the stove) #cat #tabbycat #sillycat
A cat sits upright on top of a stove hood.
July 3, 2026 at 1:06 PM
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Stealthy jungle predator… or maybe it’s just a house cat #cat #kitten
A cat crouches down, with a leaf in front of her face. There’s a slit in the leaf with her eyes in between them
June 29, 2026 at 11:48 AM
uncertifiedgnocchi.bsky.social
the little bratty brat brat who tried to eat spools of thread today #cat #tabbycat #shitten
A cat stands on the windowsill, next to three spools of thread on a sewing machine.
June 16, 2026 at 12:38 AM
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Redraw sketch of something I found in one of my old notebooks #art #sketch #digitalart #humanartist
A person lounges in a dumpster, saying, “Here to take out the trash?” The person on the right is startled by them and is yelling as they drop their phone
June 13, 2026 at 6:11 PM
uncertifiedgnocchi.bsky.social
A drawing of me talking to my younger self. Sometimes when you’re deemed “different,” people will shame you to make you hide who you are. And sometimes that shame can make you hold yourself back in some way (at least in my experience.) #art
Two girls stand on their knees near each other. One says, “I’m too scared to be myself.” The other says, “Because others shamed you for it. But you are the only one holding yourself back.”
June 5, 2026 at 6:30 PM