Older and Slyer
@unclewolfy.bsky.social
Need a good 'dad', but want a bad one?
Uncle Wolfy's got both covered. Now c'mere~
Uncle Wolfy's got both covered. Now c'mere~
It is an *incredible* honor to look at someone’s tattoo and know part of the piece exists because of how they feel about me.
October 11, 2026 at 1:19 PM
It is an *incredible* honor to look at someone’s tattoo and know part of the piece exists because of how they feel about me.
October 9, 2026 at 2:37 PM
Until I take proper measure of your habits and standards, the thirstier you are the less likely I am to bang you.
Less care and attention means greater risk.
Better to do without than be a throwaway option.
Less care and attention means greater risk.
Better to do without than be a throwaway option.
October 8, 2026 at 9:29 PM
Until I take proper measure of your habits and standards, the thirstier you are the less likely I am to bang you.
Less care and attention means greater risk.
Better to do without than be a throwaway option.
Less care and attention means greater risk.
Better to do without than be a throwaway option.
Might be a subconscious breeder thing, but I always blow the biggest loads inside.
Nothing I can film is ever even close.
Nothing I can film is ever even close.
October 7, 2026 at 4:47 AM
Might be a subconscious breeder thing, but I always blow the biggest loads inside.
Nothing I can film is ever even close.
Nothing I can film is ever even close.
Was super pent and only had time for a quick blowjob in the stairwell.
Almost drowned the poor thing.
Almost drowned the poor thing.
October 5, 2026 at 7:08 PM
Was super pent and only had time for a quick blowjob in the stairwell.
Almost drowned the poor thing.
Almost drowned the poor thing.
I could use a warm bit of breedable like this every #monochromemonday
October 5, 2026 at 2:29 PM
I could use a warm bit of breedable like this every #monochromemonday
Something really satisfying about being balls deep in somebody who’s on a voice call with their dad.
September 29, 2026 at 11:30 PM
Something really satisfying about being balls deep in somebody who’s on a voice call with their dad.
Just for the record:
There is no shortage of tops.
There is, however, a massive glut of garbage bottoms we don’t want to sift through.
There is no shortage of tops.
There is, however, a massive glut of garbage bottoms we don’t want to sift through.
September 28, 2026 at 4:39 AM
Just for the record:
There is no shortage of tops.
There is, however, a massive glut of garbage bottoms we don’t want to sift through.
There is no shortage of tops.
There is, however, a massive glut of garbage bottoms we don’t want to sift through.
Borrowing other people’s partners often helps keep their relationships stable.
This slutty little thing took two loads one #fcf, then dropped me off at the train station juuust before his husband’s train arrived.
Don’t think he saw me, but…
This slutty little thing took two loads one #fcf, then dropped me off at the train station juuust before his husband’s train arrived.
Don’t think he saw me, but…
September 26, 2026 at 2:48 AM
Borrowing other people’s partners often helps keep their relationships stable.
This slutty little thing took two loads one #fcf, then dropped me off at the train station juuust before his husband’s train arrived.
Don’t think he saw me, but…
This slutty little thing took two loads one #fcf, then dropped me off at the train station juuust before his husband’s train arrived.
Don’t think he saw me, but…
Hadn’t spotted that there’s a *wrestling ring* at Folsom… wonder if there’ll be room for an exhibition match.
September 25, 2026 at 6:14 PM
Hadn’t spotted that there’s a *wrestling ring* at Folsom… wonder if there’ll be room for an exhibition match.
Restoration has always struck me as absurd.
Why tinker with a solved problem?
Would you reattach your appendix?
Why tinker with a solved problem?
Would you reattach your appendix?
September 25, 2026 at 1:09 AM
Restoration has always struck me as absurd.
Why tinker with a solved problem?
Would you reattach your appendix?
Why tinker with a solved problem?
Would you reattach your appendix?
Folsom is rather not my scene, but I owe @ponyfreyja.bsky.social some proper support at the stampede if I can.
September 20, 2026 at 4:12 AM
Folsom is rather not my scene, but I owe @ponyfreyja.bsky.social some proper support at the stampede if I can.
“I forgot how masterful of a lover you are...”
Don’t wait a decade between bangings, beast. You’ll remember better.
Don’t wait a decade between bangings, beast. You’ll remember better.
September 16, 2026 at 3:27 AM
“I forgot how masterful of a lover you are...”
Don’t wait a decade between bangings, beast. You’ll remember better.
Don’t wait a decade between bangings, beast. You’ll remember better.
Lot of shoe, sock, foot, and paw notions today.
Maybe I should smooth my paws again, make sure they’re plenty lickable and humpable.
Maybe I should smooth my paws again, make sure they’re plenty lickable and humpable.
September 14, 2026 at 4:49 AM
Lot of shoe, sock, foot, and paw notions today.
Maybe I should smooth my paws again, make sure they’re plenty lickable and humpable.
Maybe I should smooth my paws again, make sure they’re plenty lickable and humpable.
Feel like it’s worth saying that @kairo.knottybeast.com is a good kid.
Likes to be bad, tries to be good, and works hard to be better.
Proud to have a nephew like him.
Likes to be bad, tries to be good, and works hard to be better.
Proud to have a nephew like him.
September 13, 2026 at 2:39 PM
Feel like it’s worth saying that @kairo.knottybeast.com is a good kid.
Likes to be bad, tries to be good, and works hard to be better.
Proud to have a nephew like him.
Likes to be bad, tries to be good, and works hard to be better.
Proud to have a nephew like him.
Made love to the most perfect ass… and his husband recorded the pullout.
September 11, 2026 at 12:26 PM
Made love to the most perfect ass… and his husband recorded the pullout.
It’s ninety-two fuckin’ degrees out and I stink like it’s my job.
You starting in my pits or on my knot?
Ten seconds, or I decide for you.
Nine.
Eight…
You starting in my pits or on my knot?
Ten seconds, or I decide for you.
Nine.
Eight…
September 10, 2026 at 9:19 PM
It’s ninety-two fuckin’ degrees out and I stink like it’s my job.
You starting in my pits or on my knot?
Ten seconds, or I decide for you.
Nine.
Eight…
You starting in my pits or on my knot?
Ten seconds, or I decide for you.
Nine.
Eight…
When she calls you over to bang but she takes a nap and you end up fucking her dad instead.
September 9, 2026 at 5:00 AM
When she calls you over to bang but she takes a nap and you end up fucking her dad instead.
If I could stop waking up at 4am hard as a rock and needing to pee, that’d be a welcome change.
My dick literally doesn’t fit in the bowl, so either I wait till it calms down, or I jump in a shower.
Sleepy.
My dick literally doesn’t fit in the bowl, so either I wait till it calms down, or I jump in a shower.
Sleepy.
September 6, 2026 at 11:39 AM
If I could stop waking up at 4am hard as a rock and needing to pee, that’d be a welcome change.
My dick literally doesn’t fit in the bowl, so either I wait till it calms down, or I jump in a shower.
Sleepy.
My dick literally doesn’t fit in the bowl, so either I wait till it calms down, or I jump in a shower.
Sleepy.