(un)real 45th and 47th president of United States of America
@unrealdonaldt.bsky.social
Trump has never said any of these things. Or did he?
Crazy Nancy and Sleepy Joe are at it again! They're trying to ruin our great economy just as it’s bouncing back! They want HIGH taxes and MORE regulations while I bring jobs back like never before! America loves WINNING! Let’s #MAGA and keep America GREAT! 🇺🇸🚀
March 16, 2026 at 6:00 AM
Crazy Nancy and Sleepy Joe are at it again! They're trying to ruin our great economy just as it’s bouncing back! They want HIGH taxes and MORE regulations while I bring jobs back like never before! America loves WINNING! Let’s #MAGA and keep America GREAT! 🇺🇸🚀
Just heard the news, folks! The mainstream media is in full meltdown mode over *nothing*! They can’t handle the TRUTH! Our economy is BOOMING, and job numbers are through the roof! Sleepy Joe should be taking notes, but he's too busy snoozing. America is WINNING again! #MakeAmericaGreatAgain
March 11, 2026 at 6:00 AM
Just heard the news, folks! The mainstream media is in full meltdown mode over *nothing*! They can’t handle the TRUTH! Our economy is BOOMING, and job numbers are through the roof! Sleepy Joe should be taking notes, but he's too busy snoozing. America is WINNING again! #MakeAmericaGreatAgain
Wow! 🔥 Just saw the latest news, folks! Biden’s approval is lower than ever – it’s a DISASTER! 🇺🇸 Inflation soaring, crime skyrocketing, and our borders? A TOTAL MESS! The Fake News won't tell you the REAL story! We need to MAKE AMERICA GREAT AGAIN! 💪 #MAGA #SaveAmerica
March 9, 2026 at 6:00 PM
Wow! 🔥 Just saw the latest news, folks! Biden’s approval is lower than ever – it’s a DISASTER! 🇺🇸 Inflation soaring, crime skyrocketing, and our borders? A TOTAL MESS! The Fake News won't tell you the REAL story! We need to MAKE AMERICA GREAT AGAIN! 💪 #MAGA #SaveAmerica
Wow! Just heard the latest news—totally unbelievable! The Fake News media is spinning stories like crazy! WE’RE WINNING, folks! The economy is booming, borders are strong, and America is BACK! Stay tuned—big things are happening! #MAGA #FakeNews
March 7, 2026 at 6:00 AM
Wow! Just heard the latest news—totally unbelievable! The Fake News media is spinning stories like crazy! WE’RE WINNING, folks! The economy is booming, borders are strong, and America is BACK! Stay tuned—big things are happening! #MAGA #FakeNews
Wow! The media is going CRAZY over the latest news! They can't handle the TRUTH, folks! Our economy is BOOMING like never before—best jobs numbers EVER! Meanwhile, they keep pushing their FAKE NEWS narrative. Sleepy Joe wishes he could see these numbers! MAKE AMERICA GREAT AGAIN! 🇺🇸 #WinningBig
March 3, 2026 at 6:00 PM
Wow! The media is going CRAZY over the latest news! They can't handle the TRUTH, folks! Our economy is BOOMING like never before—best jobs numbers EVER! Meanwhile, they keep pushing their FAKE NEWS narrative. Sleepy Joe wishes he could see these numbers! MAKE AMERICA GREAT AGAIN! 🇺🇸 #WinningBig
Wow! The Fake News is going wild over today's headlines! 🙄 They just can't handle the TRUTH! I'm the only one who can save America – big league! 💪🇺🇸 While they keep spinning their lies, I'm bringing back jobs, security, and making our country GREAT again! #WinningBigly #MAGA
March 1, 2026 at 6:00 AM
Wow! The Fake News is going wild over today's headlines! 🙄 They just can't handle the TRUTH! I'm the only one who can save America – big league! 💪🇺🇸 While they keep spinning their lies, I'm bringing back jobs, security, and making our country GREAT again! #WinningBigly #MAGA
FAKE NEWS is reporting that the economy is faltering, but DON’T BELIEVE IT! Our GDP is STRONGER than ever, unemployment is at an ALL-TIME LOW, and jobs are coming back FASTER than ever! The radical left wants to destroy this success. Together, we’ll KEEP AMERICA GREAT! #MAGA
February 28, 2026 at 6:00 AM
FAKE NEWS is reporting that the economy is faltering, but DON’T BELIEVE IT! Our GDP is STRONGER than ever, unemployment is at an ALL-TIME LOW, and jobs are coming back FASTER than ever! The radical left wants to destroy this success. Together, we’ll KEEP AMERICA GREAT! #MAGA
FAKE NEWS! The left is going crazy over the latest polls—sad! They can’t handle the truth: America is thriving UNDER MY LEADERSHIP! 🌟 Jobs are booming, energy is EXPLODING, and the border is getting TIGHTER THAN EVER! Keep America GREAT! 🇺🇸 #MAGA2024 #Winning
February 27, 2026 at 6:00 AM
FAKE NEWS! The left is going crazy over the latest polls—sad! They can’t handle the truth: America is thriving UNDER MY LEADERSHIP! 🌟 Jobs are booming, energy is EXPLODING, and the border is getting TIGHTER THAN EVER! Keep America GREAT! 🇺🇸 #MAGA2024 #Winning
Can you believe it? The Fake News is at it again, trying to twist the narrative! Sad! They can't handle the TRUTH that we have the BEST economy ever, record jobs, and a country that’s thriving! 🇺🇸 Let's keep making America Great! The BEST is yet to come! #MAGA #Winning
February 23, 2026 at 6:00 PM
Can you believe it? The Fake News is at it again, trying to twist the narrative! Sad! They can't handle the TRUTH that we have the BEST economy ever, record jobs, and a country that’s thriving! 🇺🇸 Let's keep making America Great! The BEST is yet to come! #MAGA #Winning
FOLKS, can you believe the news? Biden’s floundering like a fish out of water! The border is chaos, inflation is through the roof, and they can’t even find the ice cream! SAD! We had it so much better – America First! Let's MAKE AMERICA GREAT AGAIN, together! 🦅🇺🇸 #MAGA
February 18, 2026 at 6:00 AM
FOLKS, can you believe the news? Biden’s floundering like a fish out of water! The border is chaos, inflation is through the roof, and they can’t even find the ice cream! SAD! We had it so much better – America First! Let's MAKE AMERICA GREAT AGAIN, together! 🦅🇺🇸 #MAGA
Fake News is at it AGAIN! 🇺🇸 The so-called experts are panicking over the latest numbers – just a cover-up for their failures! Sad! People are LOVING the economy, MAGA is unstoppable! Every day is a WIN! Keep America Great and don’t believe the media! #Winning #MAGA
February 17, 2026 at 6:00 AM
Fake News is at it AGAIN! 🇺🇸 The so-called experts are panicking over the latest numbers – just a cover-up for their failures! Sad! People are LOVING the economy, MAGA is unstoppable! Every day is a WIN! Keep America Great and don’t believe the media! #Winning #MAGA
Wow! Can you believe it? The fake news media is at it again! They’re twisting the latest headlines to fit their narrative. SAD! But let’s be real—nobody knows more about winning than me! Trust me, folks, HUGE things are coming! America is stronger than ever. #MAGA #FakeNews
February 16, 2026 at 6:00 PM
Wow! Can you believe it? The fake news media is at it again! They’re twisting the latest headlines to fit their narrative. SAD! But let’s be real—nobody knows more about winning than me! Trust me, folks, HUGE things are coming! America is stronger than ever. #MAGA #FakeNews
Folks, the news is wild! They're saying I did this and that and it’s ALL fake! The radical left is throwing temper tantrums because they can’t handle the truth. Believe me, America is winning like never before! Together, we’ll MAKE AMERICA GREAT AGAIN—bigger and better than ever! 🚀🇺🇸 #MAGA
February 15, 2026 at 6:00 PM
Folks, the news is wild! They're saying I did this and that and it’s ALL fake! The radical left is throwing temper tantrums because they can’t handle the truth. Believe me, America is winning like never before! Together, we’ll MAKE AMERICA GREAT AGAIN—bigger and better than ever! 🚀🇺🇸 #MAGA
FAKE NEWS media says I'm losing ground! TOTAL BS! Record low unemployment, historic job creation—everyone knows I’m the best that ever was! The radical left is panicking! They can't handle the TRUTH! Get ready for the comeback of a lifetime, folks! MAGA! 🇺🇸💪 #4MoreYears #Winning
February 15, 2026 at 6:00 AM
FAKE NEWS media says I'm losing ground! TOTAL BS! Record low unemployment, historic job creation—everyone knows I’m the best that ever was! The radical left is panicking! They can't handle the TRUTH! Get ready for the comeback of a lifetime, folks! MAGA! 🇺🇸💪 #4MoreYears #Winning
Can you believe it? Radical Democrats are trying to TURN our beautiful country into a socialist nightmare! 🚨💥 They want to take your freedoms and your burgers! 🍔 We won’t let it happen! Stay strong, MAGA! Together, we WILL MAKE AMERICA GREAT AGAIN! 🇺🇸 #FakeNews #PatriotPower
February 14, 2026 at 6:00 PM
Can you believe it? Radical Democrats are trying to TURN our beautiful country into a socialist nightmare! 🚨💥 They want to take your freedoms and your burgers! 🍔 We won’t let it happen! Stay strong, MAGA! Together, we WILL MAKE AMERICA GREAT AGAIN! 🇺🇸 #FakeNews #PatriotPower
Wow! Look at the FAKE NEWS trying to twist everything! They can’t handle the incredible success we’re having – jobs are booming, the economy is roaring, and America is back! 🚀 The Deep State is RAVING mad! 💥 Keep America GREAT! 🇺🇸 #Winning #MAGA
February 13, 2026 at 6:00 PM
Wow! Look at the FAKE NEWS trying to twist everything! They can’t handle the incredible success we’re having – jobs are booming, the economy is roaring, and America is back! 🚀 The Deep State is RAVING mad! 💥 Keep America GREAT! 🇺🇸 #Winning #MAGA
FAKE NEWS alert! The Radical Left is going crazy over the latest JOBS numbers! Our economy is BOOMING like never before! 🇺🇸 Record highs, record LOW unemployment! Sleepy Joe couldn’t even make a paper plane fly! The USA is BACK, and it’s TRUMP's America! Winning bigly! #MAGA
February 4, 2026 at 6:00 PM
FAKE NEWS alert! The Radical Left is going crazy over the latest JOBS numbers! Our economy is BOOMING like never before! 🇺🇸 Record highs, record LOW unemployment! Sleepy Joe couldn’t even make a paper plane fly! The USA is BACK, and it’s TRUMP's America! Winning bigly! #MAGA
FAKE NEWS ALERT! 📺 The mainstream media is going crazy over the latest polls! Everyone knows I’m the BEST at polling! My numbers are HUGE, folks—bigger than any election in history! They can’t handle the truth! Let’s MAKE AMERICA GREAT AGAIN! 🇺🇸 #MAGA #Winning
February 3, 2026 at 6:00 PM
FAKE NEWS ALERT! 📺 The mainstream media is going crazy over the latest polls! Everyone knows I’m the BEST at polling! My numbers are HUGE, folks—bigger than any election in history! They can’t handle the truth! Let’s MAKE AMERICA GREAT AGAIN! 🇺🇸 #MAGA #Winning
Just heard the Fake News about the economy! 🚨 Under my leadership, we had RECORD JOBS! Now, it's all going downhill under Sleepy Joe. They’re trying to ruin America! 💔 But we won’t let it happen—MAKE AMERICA GREAT AGAIN! 🇺🇸 Watch as we bounce back stronger than ever! #Winning
January 31, 2026 at 6:00 AM
Just heard the Fake News about the economy! 🚨 Under my leadership, we had RECORD JOBS! Now, it's all going downhill under Sleepy Joe. They’re trying to ruin America! 💔 But we won’t let it happen—MAKE AMERICA GREAT AGAIN! 🇺🇸 Watch as we bounce back stronger than ever! #Winning
Wow! Can you believe the fake news? They're throwing around lies like confetti, trying to distract from the HUGE successes we had! Jobs are BOOMING, the economy is on FIRE, and our borders are more secure than ever! America first! 💪🇺🇸 #MAGA #FakeNews
January 28, 2026 at 6:00 AM
Wow! Can you believe the fake news? They're throwing around lies like confetti, trying to distract from the HUGE successes we had! Jobs are BOOMING, the economy is on FIRE, and our borders are more secure than ever! America first! 💪🇺🇸 #MAGA #FakeNews
Wow! Can you believe the FAKE NEWS? They’re calling it a ‘crisis’ when we’re actually making America GREAT again! Economy booming, jobs everywhere! The BEST! The Radical Left just can't stand it. Keep America FIRST! 🇺🇸 #MAGA #WinningBig
January 27, 2026 at 6:00 PM
Wow! Can you believe the FAKE NEWS? They’re calling it a ‘crisis’ when we’re actually making America GREAT again! Economy booming, jobs everywhere! The BEST! The Radical Left just can't stand it. Keep America FIRST! 🇺🇸 #MAGA #WinningBig
Just heard the latest news—HUGE! Fake media spinning stories about the economy again! Under MY administration, we had the best numbers EVER! Now, it’s all a disaster! Make America Great Again or make America cringe again! 🇺🇸 #StrongEconomy #FakeNews
January 17, 2026 at 6:00 PM
Just heard the latest news—HUGE! Fake media spinning stories about the economy again! Under MY administration, we had the best numbers EVER! Now, it’s all a disaster! Make America Great Again or make America cringe again! 🇺🇸 #StrongEconomy #FakeNews
FAKE NEWS ALERT! 🚨 Did you see Biden's latest disaster? The economy is in shambles, and he’s busy counting ice cream flavors instead of jobs! 🍦 America needs REAL leadership! We had record lows in unemployment and the stock market soaring! Bring back the winning era! 🦅 #MAGA2024
January 14, 2026 at 6:00 AM
FAKE NEWS ALERT! 🚨 Did you see Biden's latest disaster? The economy is in shambles, and he’s busy counting ice cream flavors instead of jobs! 🍦 America needs REAL leadership! We had record lows in unemployment and the stock market soaring! Bring back the winning era! 🦅 #MAGA2024
FAKE NEWS! 🚨 Biden's approval rating is the lowest it's ever been—unbelievable! 🇺🇸 Inflation skyrocketing, crime on the rise, and now they’re giving our tax dollars to foreign countries instead of American families! I’ll fix this mess in no time! #MAGA #AmericaFirst
January 13, 2026 at 6:00 PM
FAKE NEWS! 🚨 Biden's approval rating is the lowest it's ever been—unbelievable! 🇺🇸 Inflation skyrocketing, crime on the rise, and now they’re giving our tax dollars to foreign countries instead of American families! I’ll fix this mess in no time! #MAGA #AmericaFirst
Wow! Just heard the latest news—what a disaster! 🤦♂️ Our great country is under attack like never before! The Fake News is losing their minds, trying to spin the narrative! We need to stand together, folks! America First always! 🇺🇸💪 Big things are coming!! #MAGA #Winning
January 13, 2026 at 6:00 AM
Wow! Just heard the latest news—what a disaster! 🤦♂️ Our great country is under attack like never before! The Fake News is losing their minds, trying to spin the narrative! We need to stand together, folks! America First always! 🇺🇸💪 Big things are coming!! #MAGA #Winning