Unreal Sonia
@unrealsonia.com
Not actually a kakapo.
Merchant Navy deckie.
Merchant Navy deckie.
Pinned
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This remains my finest work
October 22, 2024 at 11:09 PM
This remains my finest work
Should... someone tell them?
September 23, 2026 at 8:54 AM
Should... someone tell them?
Environmental storytelling
September 6, 2026 at 6:11 PM
Environmental storytelling
Following a workplace incident, a tourist attraction recruits Subject Matter Experts for an insurance audit.
Make your favorite film sound as boring as possible without giving away the title:
Humphrey Bogart reluctantly gets involved in the admin regarding an associate’s immigration issues.
Humphrey Bogart reluctantly gets involved in the admin regarding an associate’s immigration issues.
Make your favorite film sound as boring as possible without giving away the title:
Michael Shannon tells Jessica Chastain about the weather.
Michael Shannon tells Jessica Chastain about the weather.
August 29, 2026 at 12:16 PM
Following a workplace incident, a tourist attraction recruits Subject Matter Experts for an insurance audit.
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a Mouse King. is there one under your desk??
August 29, 2026 at 1:01 AM
a Mouse King. is there one under your desk??
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Gordon Ramsay: "Wow, nothing but maggoty bread? You think of Orcish cuisine, you think fresh, vibrant. It's like the chef has just given up, where's the passion, the anger? A taste of Mordor this isn't. What a shame. There isn't even any meat on this menu."
August 15, 2026 at 1:54 PM
Gordon Ramsay: "Wow, nothing but maggoty bread? You think of Orcish cuisine, you think fresh, vibrant. It's like the chef has just given up, where's the passion, the anger? A taste of Mordor this isn't. What a shame. There isn't even any meat on this menu."
August 11, 2026 at 5:52 PM
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We’re inviting feature pitches for the December edition of Mslexia. We publish features in three categories: CRAFT, CAREER and CREATIVITY.
August 6, 2026 at 2:00 PM
We’re inviting feature pitches for the December edition of Mslexia. We publish features in three categories: CRAFT, CAREER and CREATIVITY.
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"don't make enough money" is a fig leaf
All those degree programs--social work, art, etc.--have disproportionately female student bodies.
This is designed to make it harder for women to attend college--college education being a key factor in women's autonomy from men & left-leaning voting pattern.
All those degree programs--social work, art, etc.--have disproportionately female student bodies.
This is designed to make it harder for women to attend college--college education being a key factor in women's autonomy from men & left-leaning voting pattern.
President Trump is banning students majoring in degrees that don’t make enough money from taking out college loans. Degrees for social work, art, religious studies, teaching aides, and music will be hit the hardest. trib.al/aaAEu6v
Trump Moves to Cut Off Student Loans for Tons of Degrees
Under a new rule, if your degree doesn’t make enough money, you won’t be able to get a student loan.
trib.al
August 3, 2026 at 5:18 PM
"don't make enough money" is a fig leaf
All those degree programs--social work, art, etc.--have disproportionately female student bodies.
This is designed to make it harder for women to attend college--college education being a key factor in women's autonomy from men & left-leaning voting pattern.
All those degree programs--social work, art, etc.--have disproportionately female student bodies.
This is designed to make it harder for women to attend college--college education being a key factor in women's autonomy from men & left-leaning voting pattern.
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12 hours to go ⏰and we’re still moving!
Jump on this campaign today to help us get funded!
Even if we don’t, you’re going to want to be a backer in order to gain access to the 🔥exclusive backer updates🔥to find out what happens next!
www.kickstarter.com/projects/tyl...
Jump on this campaign today to help us get funded!
Even if we don’t, you’re going to want to be a backer in order to gain access to the 🔥exclusive backer updates🔥to find out what happens next!
www.kickstarter.com/projects/tyl...
July 3, 2026 at 4:17 PM
12 hours to go ⏰and we’re still moving!
Jump on this campaign today to help us get funded!
Even if we don’t, you’re going to want to be a backer in order to gain access to the 🔥exclusive backer updates🔥to find out what happens next!
www.kickstarter.com/projects/tyl...
Jump on this campaign today to help us get funded!
Even if we don’t, you’re going to want to be a backer in order to gain access to the 🔥exclusive backer updates🔥to find out what happens next!
www.kickstarter.com/projects/tyl...
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Back on my bullsh
July 1, 2026 at 4:37 PM
Back on my bullsh
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And the funny part is they don't get get treated any better for this performance.
June 27, 2026 at 6:35 PM
And the funny part is they don't get get treated any better for this performance.
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UK folks, let's jump on this AI regulation petition the Society of Authors emailed out! It's an actual parliament one so the government HAS to respond if it reaches the signature threshold.
It calls for regulations to make AI developers disclose copyrighted works trained on.
Sign & repost!! ❤️
It calls for regulations to make AI developers disclose copyrighted works trained on.
Sign & repost!! ❤️
Petition: Protect creators' rights: require AI firms to disclose training data
We ask the Government to introduce a statutory duty requiring AI developers to disclose the copyrighted works used to train generative AI in enough detail for creators to identify use of their work, e...
petition.parliament.uk
June 7, 2026 at 8:23 AM
UK folks, let's jump on this AI regulation petition the Society of Authors emailed out! It's an actual parliament one so the government HAS to respond if it reaches the signature threshold.
It calls for regulations to make AI developers disclose copyrighted works trained on.
Sign & repost!! ❤️
It calls for regulations to make AI developers disclose copyrighted works trained on.
Sign & repost!! ❤️
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YOU’RE LISTENING TO SISYPHUS FM, THE HOME OF NON-STOP ROCK
May 23, 2026 at 5:16 PM
YOU’RE LISTENING TO SISYPHUS FM, THE HOME OF NON-STOP ROCK
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Man, two all-timers in the space of a month. Nice job, New Yorker cartoon editors.
The idea of this one is brilliant, but the execution is maybe even more so—getting the figure in the coffin to read both ways like it’s supposed to is something.
The idea of this one is brilliant, but the execution is maybe even more so—getting the figure in the coffin to read both ways like it’s supposed to is something.
May 11, 2026 at 11:50 AM
Man, two all-timers in the space of a month. Nice job, New Yorker cartoon editors.
The idea of this one is brilliant, but the execution is maybe even more so—getting the figure in the coffin to read both ways like it’s supposed to is something.
The idea of this one is brilliant, but the execution is maybe even more so—getting the figure in the coffin to read both ways like it’s supposed to is something.
Four corners? No, that would be an extravagance. You can manage with three.
May 11, 2026 at 10:02 AM
Four corners? No, that would be an extravagance. You can manage with three.
My name is spred
I live in jar
No other spred
Could fly this far
So wen the moon
Is big in sky
It time for me
To float on by
I live in jar
No other spred
Could fly this far
So wen the moon
Is big in sky
It time for me
To float on by
April 7, 2026 at 5:39 PM
My name is spred
I live in jar
No other spred
Could fly this far
So wen the moon
Is big in sky
It time for me
To float on by
I live in jar
No other spred
Could fly this far
So wen the moon
Is big in sky
It time for me
To float on by
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Until we start charging $7.99 a month to look at it, we will never unlock the full potential of The Moon
April 7, 2026 at 2:49 AM
Until we start charging $7.99 a month to look at it, we will never unlock the full potential of The Moon
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Now the ship's got to go back to Southampton to get the grain.
www.bbc.co.uk/news/article...
www.bbc.co.uk/news/article...
Sly fox sneaks on to cargo ship in Southampton and arrives in New York
The animal that stowed away on the vessel is now in the care of the Bronx Zoo with veterinary staff.
www.bbc.co.uk
March 12, 2026 at 5:40 PM
Now the ship's got to go back to Southampton to get the grain.
www.bbc.co.uk/news/article...
www.bbc.co.uk/news/article...
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Love the glimpse into the beautiful mind that notated this used copy of Moby Dick I got
February 25, 2026 at 5:48 AM
Love the glimpse into the beautiful mind that notated this used copy of Moby Dick I got
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I'm asking you politely: Please don't litter on the internet? AI generated art and music smells.
February 24, 2026 at 2:16 AM
I'm asking you politely: Please don't litter on the internet? AI generated art and music smells.