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For all things fannish. These days I ride hard for the pits of DMBJ and am emotionally compromised by Min Yoongi (and the rest of BTS).
(Username acquired pre-1998 Gap swing dance commercial, tyvm. Same one ever since.)
For all things fannish. These days I ride hard for the pits of DMBJ and am emotionally compromised by Min Yoongi (and the rest of BTS).
(Username acquired pre-1998 Gap swing dance commercial, tyvm. Same one ever since.)
Ah, yes. The one DMBJ property that actually has something resembling a complete narrative arc - THAT’S the one everyone is clamoring for a sequel. Mhmm. Never change, DMBJ.
September 24, 2026 at 1:57 PM
Ah, yes. The one DMBJ property that actually has something resembling a complete narrative arc - THAT’S the one everyone is clamoring for a sequel. Mhmm. Never change, DMBJ.
Jimin is wearing enough illusion netting to be mistaken for a figure skater.
September 7, 2026 at 3:18 AM
Jimin is wearing enough illusion netting to be mistaken for a figure skater.
Oh, Hobi is ON ONE tonight. RIP tonight’s audience. Thoughts and prayers.
September 6, 2026 at 3:18 AM
Oh, Hobi is ON ONE tonight. RIP tonight’s audience. Thoughts and prayers.
The sound mix tonight makes their voices so clear. I am more aware of their little background flourishes (and JK harmonizing just for the hell of it) than I think I ever have been before.
September 3, 2026 at 3:43 AM
The sound mix tonight makes their voices so clear. I am more aware of their little background flourishes (and JK harmonizing just for the hell of it) than I think I ever have been before.
Same-continent concert streaming is so weird. What do you mean I don’t have to elaborately arrange my curtains to keep sunrise from ruining the vibe??
September 2, 2026 at 3:02 AM
Same-continent concert streaming is so weird. What do you mean I don’t have to elaborately arrange my curtains to keep sunrise from ruining the vibe??
It’s taken over a year, but I think I figured it out. My career to date has pretty much been Game of Thrones: both high quality and problematic from the beginning, but the last season went so far off the rails it fouled everything that came before, and now we don’t talk about it.
August 28, 2026 at 2:10 PM
It’s taken over a year, but I think I figured it out. My career to date has pretty much been Game of Thrones: both high quality and problematic from the beginning, but the last season went so far off the rails it fouled everything that came before, and now we don’t talk about it.
Am p sure my unemployment listening binges tell a story I didn’t know I was writing: all Behind the Bastards Nazi podcast episodes -> the Revolutions podcast esp the Russian episodes -> multiple audiobooks on Soviet Russia -> multiple repeats of the full Dungeon Crawler Carl series -> War and Peace.
August 19, 2026 at 6:01 PM
Am p sure my unemployment listening binges tell a story I didn’t know I was writing: all Behind the Bastards Nazi podcast episodes -> the Revolutions podcast esp the Russian episodes -> multiple audiobooks on Soviet Russia -> multiple repeats of the full Dungeon Crawler Carl series -> War and Peace.
When Army is Armying at its best, it truly is one of the fannish all-timers.
It’s impossible to convey the sheer fannish joy of Army at a BTS concert. The people watching is fantastic, the outfits are so creative, you keep being offered such cute handmade gifts, everyone is having an amazing time. 💜❤️💜❤️
August 16, 2026 at 5:49 PM
When Army is Armying at its best, it truly is one of the fannish all-timers.
Look. I am a very simple chicken with very simple buttons that were installed in ways I had very little say over. And now you’re giving me a stoic man in a black cowboy hat who also can’t help but smile when he defends his black cat for having big bones and expect me to be normal about it? Nah.
This one’s my favorite
August 16, 2026 at 5:47 PM
Look. I am a very simple chicken with very simple buttons that were installed in ways I had very little say over. And now you’re giving me a stoic man in a black cowboy hat who also can’t help but smile when he defends his black cat for having big bones and expect me to be normal about it? Nah.
You know what I want? Headphones, but for smells.
August 15, 2026 at 9:53 PM
You know what I want? Headphones, but for smells.
Getting to sleep in your own bed after a concert is amazing, but there’s nothing quite like staying in a hotel full of fans. I highly recommend both experiences.
August 11, 2026 at 5:09 PM
Getting to sleep in your own bed after a concert is amazing, but there’s nothing quite like staying in a hotel full of fans. I highly recommend both experiences.
And they were ROOMMATES.
August 5, 2026 at 11:30 PM
And they were ROOMMATES.
I’m sorry; was I supposed to actually accomplish something today, instead of just sitting around thinking about Yoongi and his faux-disappointed face on the first two demands for us to make some noise, then giving an Agust D roar on his third demand, followed by a little grin and a thumbs up?
August 3, 2026 at 8:09 PM
I’m sorry; was I supposed to actually accomplish something today, instead of just sitting around thinking about Yoongi and his faux-disappointed face on the first two demands for us to make some noise, then giving an Agust D roar on his third demand, followed by a little grin and a thumbs up?
Can confirm: even better than expected.
I cannot WAIT to sing along to the chorus of Normal with tens of thousands of my closest friends I’ve never met before.
August 3, 2026 at 5:17 AM
Can confirm: even better than expected.
I also saw a YOONGI MARRY MY WIFE tshirt on a guy at the train station.
Army time sign: Husbands for Hobi
August 3, 2026 at 5:01 AM
I also saw a YOONGI MARRY MY WIFE tshirt on a guy at the train station.
So Kim Goddamn Namjoon can tell the recording academy to fuck right off, but he can be forced - FORCED - by his stylist to wear the pikachu hat. Mmhmmmm.
August 3, 2026 at 4:59 AM
So Kim Goddamn Namjoon can tell the recording academy to fuck right off, but he can be forced - FORCED - by his stylist to wear the pikachu hat. Mmhmmmm.
Not that there was any doubt, but Hobi is 1000% the dancer who keeps going full steam into the wings. He starts his moves well before a camera is anywhere near him and keeps going well after they refocus.
August 2, 2026 at 3:00 AM
Not that there was any doubt, but Hobi is 1000% the dancer who keeps going full steam into the wings. He starts his moves well before a camera is anywhere near him and keeps going well after they refocus.
Namjoon’s white t shirt tonight was on par with Yoongi’s on In The Soop season 1.
August 2, 2026 at 2:55 AM
Namjoon’s white t shirt tonight was on par with Yoongi’s on In The Soop season 1.
Hobi has gone full romance novel cover: his shirt is entirely unbuttoned but tucked into his (leather?) pants.
August 2, 2026 at 1:05 AM
Hobi has gone full romance novel cover: his shirt is entirely unbuttoned but tucked into his (leather?) pants.
I stand by the idea that BTS eating at hole-in-the-wall restaurants from every tour location while in NYC would be peak content. Or Taste Buds/BTS collab when? Or, hell, just set ‘em loose at the Queens Night Market.
i wish bangtan could experience lamron things like eating at delicious hole in the walls in NY like fine dining is fine (🥁) but imagine how excited all the foodies in the group would be if they could just try all the different types of cuisines from all corners of the world the city has to offer
August 1, 2026 at 3:31 PM
I stand by the idea that BTS eating at hole-in-the-wall restaurants from every tour location while in NYC would be peak content. Or Taste Buds/BTS collab when? Or, hell, just set ‘em loose at the Queens Night Market.
If anyone is looking for NJ tix at face value for either day, I, uh, recommend taking a quick peek at T!cketm@ster right now. Just a little look.
August 1, 2026 at 4:03 AM
If anyone is looking for NJ tix at face value for either day, I, uh, recommend taking a quick peek at T!cketm@ster right now. Just a little look.
Bus driver: Is this [line] for clothes?
One or two people: it’s for BTS!
Bus driver: confused noises
A garble of people: BTS / concert / merch / fan chant
Bus driver, enlightened: ohhh, is that the six guys?
The entire line in unison: SEVEN
One or two people: it’s for BTS!
Bus driver: confused noises
A garble of people: BTS / concert / merch / fan chant
Bus driver, enlightened: ohhh, is that the six guys?
The entire line in unison: SEVEN
July 30, 2026 at 2:48 PM
Bus driver: Is this [line] for clothes?
One or two people: it’s for BTS!
Bus driver: confused noises
A garble of people: BTS / concert / merch / fan chant
Bus driver, enlightened: ohhh, is that the six guys?
The entire line in unison: SEVEN
One or two people: it’s for BTS!
Bus driver: confused noises
A garble of people: BTS / concert / merch / fan chant
Bus driver, enlightened: ohhh, is that the six guys?
The entire line in unison: SEVEN
Wus and Zhangs: canonically incapable of being normal about each other since 193something.
July 29, 2026 at 5:24 PM
Wus and Zhangs: canonically incapable of being normal about each other since 193something.
Zhang Qishan throttling a shirtless Wu Laogou in a bath, simultaneous 7-part dick swinging on instagram, AND concerts all in the same week?? My fandoms are conspiring against me. I think this is what they meant by having the vapors.
July 29, 2026 at 5:12 PM
Zhang Qishan throttling a shirtless Wu Laogou in a bath, simultaneous 7-part dick swinging on instagram, AND concerts all in the same week?? My fandoms are conspiring against me. I think this is what they meant by having the vapors.