your pal uly
@uscocksman.bsky.social
Legally obligated to this same idiotic name. Used to do stupid posts on a smart blog. Longhorns. Astros. Bourbon and gumbo enjoyer.
please go watch and vote for all of these beautiful pieces of art
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September 16, 2026 at 10:11 PM
please go watch and vote for all of these beautiful pieces of art
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The Manning moment is small, in the scheme of all the things happening in this god forsaken time. But let's be clear -- this is not a product of this time. The AI aspect, yes. But men in sports, especially football, being shitty about and to women? Male journalists joining in? Old shit.
September 16, 2026 at 3:22 PM
The Manning moment is small, in the scheme of all the things happening in this god forsaken time. But let's be clear -- this is not a product of this time. The AI aspect, yes. But men in sports, especially football, being shitty about and to women? Male journalists joining in? Old shit.
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September 15, 2026 at 7:11 PM
GFiber is now gFiber
gFiber is now Gfiber
Gfiber is now gfiber
gfiber is now gfibeR
gfibeR is now GFiber
gFiber is now Gfiber
Gfiber is now gfiber
gfiber is now gfibeR
gfibeR is now GFiber
just finished the first book and can now verify that lauren’s take is profoundly correct
you know that drunken bar rant in ds9 about root beer being this cloying thing you know isn't very good but you find yourself drinking it anyway. that is dungeon crawler carl, to me
September 14, 2026 at 9:12 PM
just finished the first book and can now verify that lauren’s take is profoundly correct
FUUUUUUUCK YOU TED CRUZ HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA EAT FUCKING SHIT YOU PIECE OF SHIT
September 13, 2026 at 3:17 AM
FUUUUUUUCK YOU TED CRUZ HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA EAT FUCKING SHIT YOU PIECE OF SHIT
FUCKING TED CRUZ
fucking ted cruz
September 13, 2026 at 12:04 AM
FUCKING TED CRUZ
fucking ted cruz
September 12, 2026 at 11:54 PM
fucking ted cruz
HE DOESN’T EVEN GO HERE
September 12, 2026 at 4:03 PM
HE DOESN’T EVEN GO HERE
20 years ago today we accosted gameday with a gigantic cutout of our buddy’s head for some reason
September 9, 2026 at 10:59 PM
20 years ago today we accosted gameday with a gigantic cutout of our buddy’s head for some reason
absolutely this. if i wanted pronoun and disability jokes i'd be a fucking republican. texas democrats i beg of you please stop saying dumb shit and just be decent, it works fine
i genuinely don't know if this helps them in an election, hurts them, or does absolutely nothing in either direction. neither do any of the people doing these things! but i care about the dignity of trans people and disabled people and i don't think those things should be for trade in any case
September 9, 2026 at 9:49 PM
absolutely this. if i wanted pronoun and disability jokes i'd be a fucking republican. texas democrats i beg of you please stop saying dumb shit and just be decent, it works fine
for the price of the cheapest foldy iphone you can buy a 13 inch macbook air, a pair of airpods, an apple watch, an apple tv 4k, an airtag, and 41 pieces of popeye's spicy dark meat signature chicken
September 9, 2026 at 7:16 PM
for the price of the cheapest foldy iphone you can buy a 13 inch macbook air, a pair of airpods, an apple watch, an apple tv 4k, an airtag, and 41 pieces of popeye's spicy dark meat signature chicken
this immediately goes into the collin mchugh “what the fuck is he doing” wing of player reaction excellence
The replay where the catcher is looking at nothing and the ball goes sailing by him is hilarious
September 9, 2026 at 4:12 AM
this immediately goes into the collin mchugh “what the fuck is he doing” wing of player reaction excellence
chat have we figured out why will muschamp has both a headset and a walkie talkie
September 5, 2026 at 8:42 PM
chat have we figured out why will muschamp has both a headset and a walkie talkie
how are you celebrating, i’m carrying the bourbon out of the liquor store high and tight with 3 points of contact and stiff arming people in the parking lot
a very merry football christmas everyone
September 5, 2026 at 7:17 PM
how are you celebrating, i’m carrying the bourbon out of the liquor store high and tight with 3 points of contact and stiff arming people in the parking lot
a very merry football christmas everyone
September 5, 2026 at 1:55 PM
a very merry football christmas everyone
yeah let me get those hash browns smothered, covered,
September 2, 2026 at 3:13 PM
yeah let me get those hash browns smothered, covered,
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I’m sure most of you aren’t watching the US Open right now which means you missed this instantly iconic moment, now available in gif form
August 31, 2026 at 7:06 PM
I’m sure most of you aren’t watching the US Open right now which means you missed this instantly iconic moment, now available in gif form
i keep seeing this pop up and it's going to turn me into the gd joker because the image on the left is also AI
How do I explain to small business owners that the menu on the left is one billion times more appealing than the one on the right
August 31, 2026 at 7:09 PM
i keep seeing this pop up and it's going to turn me into the gd joker because the image on the left is also AI
oh shit oh fuck it's game week
August 31, 2026 at 2:33 PM
oh shit oh fuck it's game week
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August 29, 2026 at 4:02 AM
we're getting the band back together!
The Astros are adding Brent Strom to their coaching staff as a pitching consultant, Joe Espada said. He is expected to join the team tomorrow at Citi Field.
August 27, 2026 at 9:09 PM
we're getting the band back together!
still convinced that everything after this was a sixth sense situation and brian moorman was unaware that he died on the field that day
August 26, 2026 at 10:01 PM
still convinced that everything after this was a sixth sense situation and brian moorman was unaware that he died on the field that day
[extremely homer simpson voice] FIVE DOLLARS??
Hey does anyone want some bones
August 26, 2026 at 7:48 PM
[extremely homer simpson voice] FIVE DOLLARS??