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Ryan “Vapor”
@v4p0r.broadcastbeep.com
Splatoon Analyst and Commentator
Penn State ‘27
Multi-award winning Sportscast Director
Filmmaker
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I am entering into the coaching game. You can book sessions with me on metafy at metafy.gg/@v4p0r

More details below 🔽
#compsplatoon
Vapor's Coaching Community (@v4p0r's Community on Metafy.gg)
Splatoon Commentator and Analyst with a focus on positioning, understanding the active game state, and goals of players within the active game state. Many high placings in tournaments as a shot…
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Please test for covid upon getting home. I have unfortunately tested positive. I was masked most of the time, but if you went to the water park, saw me at the yokes shindig, or had an extended convo with me (especially Saturday morning), pls test. I still have a lot to say that is good though
September 15, 2026 at 2:58 AM
Go support your college
Hi idk if I have the right reach for this but if any cca peeps know anyone going to wku send them my way I have someone in my local community wanting to make a wku spl team exist

#compsplatoon
September 15, 2026 at 2:19 AM
I am upset at my result but overall still enjoyed. Time to rethink everything. Gg go next. Congrats to cookies n cream on the win and gt gold in collegiate

I’m exhausted. Gn gamers
September 14, 2026 at 12:29 AM
Let’s wake up
LIVE with collegiate finals at Riptide with @v4p0r.broadcastbeep.com!
twitch.tv/SplatoonTourney
September 13, 2026 at 2:03 PM
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*Rubs my hands maniacally*

I LIIIIEEED!!!! GET DRAAAWN!!! @v4p0r.broadcastbeep.com @chaedr.inkling.social #compsplatoon #Riptide
September 11, 2026 at 6:18 PM
If you feel sick or feel like you’re going to get sick, please reach out to echo to get a face cover. Have fun and protect your friends
I have like 20 extra masks, so don’t hesitate to ask if you need one for crowded spaces!! let’s make sure we keep this riptide safe and accessible #compsplatoon
September 11, 2026 at 12:20 AM
Airport time ama
September 10, 2026 at 9:51 PM
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The Riptide 2026 stream schedules for the whole weekend can be found below ⤵️🎉
September 10, 2026 at 7:01 PM
Happy to be back on the mic! Can’t wait to run it back
And FINALLY here is our commentary lineup for all the Splatoon action going down this weekend at Riptide 2026 🦑
September 10, 2026 at 6:10 PM
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The CCA will NOT be adding a second to any of our Riptide bracket games 🐴
Cornfields ain't stopping these collegiate cephalopods! 🌽

8 universities and 8 crews from across the midwest will be bringing their best talent to compete in the @riptidessb.bsky.social Collegiate Crews Splatoon bracket! Check them out below! #compsplatoon
September 9, 2026 at 5:20 PM
If you go to the University of Wyoming and have Splatoon 3 you should join. Go have fun and play against other colleges!
Interested in competing on our Splatoon 3 team this year? Good news! 🎉

This upcoming week on September 12th at 8 pm, we’ll be hosting team placements! Just join the Discord for more information!

We want YOU to answer the call! The West needs you! 🐎
September 9, 2026 at 4:02 AM
I love being the problem child
September 9, 2026 at 2:11 AM
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On a casual level, endgame S2 was way more fun than endgame S3 for me, and that was solely because of the maps; there’s just so much more stupid funny things I could do on S2’s bad maps while fucking around in league battles (W triggerfish), while S3’s are just genuinely awful and unenjoyable
September 8, 2026 at 7:42 PM
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THIIIISSSSSSSSS

SPLATOON 2 WAS A WAYYYY BETTER GAME
On a casual level, endgame S2 was way more fun than endgame S3 for me, and that was solely because of the maps; there’s just so much more stupid funny things I could do on S2’s bad maps while fucking around in league battles (W triggerfish), while S3’s are just genuinely awful and unenjoyable
September 8, 2026 at 7:48 PM
I want to play in a pokemon draft league. Who wants to start one up together?
September 7, 2026 at 6:45 PM
pools for @riptidessb.bsky.social got announced! what time are you supposed to start at? how do you feel about your starting time?
September 6, 2026 at 7:38 PM
The SS in @ssnolan.bsky.social stands for Super Soldier
September 6, 2026 at 1:42 AM
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Got in a heated argument with my MAGA brother about racial prejudice and trans rights while at family dinner

As a catholic, I’m disappointed that people don’t actually practice “love thy neighbor” and that compassion isn’t the standard

Please be nice to each other, even if they’re different
September 5, 2026 at 2:00 AM
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Commentators at locals have the special opportunity to talk and interact with some of the players they might be commentating later

I think that's really cool
September 4, 2026 at 7:07 PM
Swiss is the best tournament format and we should play more of it in events
September 4, 2026 at 12:32 AM
Sometimes you just need to grab a camera and smile
September 3, 2026 at 2:03 PM
Happy to say I got to cast in the #SWS26: REWOUND with @matthewmega.bsky.social. One of many have been posted, starting with Milky Way vs. Content Cat in Swiss Round 6! Go watch and enjoy some of the best players in North America go against each other before they entered the bracket stage.

Link 🔽
September 1, 2026 at 3:33 AM
Obserber
September 1, 2026 at 1:09 AM
I forgot splatfest was a thing
August 23, 2026 at 9:04 PM
August 21, 2026 at 5:30 PM