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@vacation2hell.bsky.social
I WANTED TO OPEN THE DUMP VALVES ON OIL TANKERS AND SMOTHER ALL THE FRENCH BEACHES I’D NEVER SEE. I WANTED TO BREATHE SMOKE.
TADC au spamton. icon by dustycorn on twitter. mdni.
TADC au spamton. icon by dustycorn on twitter. mdni.
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I’LL KILL MYSELF MAN DON’T EVEN PLAY
July 5, 2026 at 3:38 AM
I’LL KILL MYSELF MAN DON’T EVEN PLAY
( genuinely a little touched that people notice when he’s around & think about him when he’s not ) I THINK I SHOULD GET IN A CAR CRASH AND DIE
July 2, 2026 at 4:38 AM
( genuinely a little touched that people notice when he’s around & think about him when he’s not ) I THINK I SHOULD GET IN A CAR CRASH AND DIE
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"oh hey Spamton! We all thought you were dead!"
July 2, 2026 at 4:21 AM
"oh hey Spamton! We all thought you were dead!"
@fooloid.bsky.social I WISH I WAS A GIRL SO I COULD BABY TRAP YOU
July 2, 2026 at 4:18 AM
@fooloid.bsky.social I WISH I WAS A GIRL SO I COULD BABY TRAP YOU
// saw an animation that made me think about what spamton’s ep8 Torment Nexus would be but if i’m being honest i think it would just be very similar to this (art by borderlambs on twitter, from their comic on ao3 archiveofourown.org/works/743708...)
June 23, 2026 at 4:21 AM
// saw an animation that made me think about what spamton’s ep8 Torment Nexus would be but if i’m being honest i think it would just be very similar to this (art by borderlambs on twitter, from their comic on ao3 archiveofourown.org/works/743708...)
// coughs weakly
June 23, 2026 at 4:15 AM
// coughs weakly
REAL LIFE SPAMTON IS PROBABLY AT THE BOTTOM OF THE HARBOR I CAN’T LIE TO YOU
June 21, 2026 at 4:10 AM
REAL LIFE SPAMTON IS PROBABLY AT THE BOTTOM OF THE HARBOR I CAN’T LIE TO YOU
ARE YOU MAD AT ME
June 21, 2026 at 3:59 AM
ARE YOU MAD AT ME
EVERYTHING IN SHOWBIZ IS ABOUT SEX EXCEPT FOR SEX, WHICH IS ABOUT NETWORKING
June 21, 2026 at 12:47 AM
EVERYTHING IN SHOWBIZ IS ABOUT SEX EXCEPT FOR SEX, WHICH IS ABOUT NETWORKING
// dude who asked 2 of my coworkers for their numbers just came back into the store and asked a third coworker for her number. GET OUUUUTTTT
June 20, 2026 at 3:48 PM
// dude who asked 2 of my coworkers for their numbers just came back into the store and asked a third coworker for her number. GET OUUUUTTTT
HO TEL MO TEL
June 20, 2026 at 3:44 PM
HO TEL MO TEL
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Spamton looks like an accessory. A purse
June 20, 2026 at 2:57 PM
Spamton looks like an accessory. A purse
SOMETIMES SEX ISN’T ABOUT GETTING NAKED AND BUMPING AROUND IN BED. SOMETIMES SEX IS ARGUING WHILE FULLY CLOTHED IN THE MIDDLE OF A BOARD MEETING. EXPAND YOUR MINDS
June 18, 2026 at 3:54 PM
SOMETIMES SEX ISN’T ABOUT GETTING NAKED AND BUMPING AROUND IN BED. SOMETIMES SEX IS ARGUING WHILE FULLY CLOTHED IN THE MIDDLE OF A BOARD MEETING. EXPAND YOUR MINDS
// replies might be a little slow for the rest of the night 🙂↕️ had to put on a wrist brace and it’s harder to type quick with it on ..
June 17, 2026 at 3:36 AM
// replies might be a little slow for the rest of the night 🙂↕️ had to put on a wrist brace and it’s harder to type quick with it on ..
// scratches my butt
June 17, 2026 at 1:54 AM
// scratches my butt
IT HURT SO MUCH
June 16, 2026 at 2:57 AM
IT HURT SO MUCH
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WHENEVER I LOST HE MADE ME STAND AGAINST THE WALL AND THREW TENNIS BALLS AT ME
May 9, 2026 at 9:39 PM
WHENEVER I LOST HE MADE ME STAND AGAINST THE WALL AND THREW TENNIS BALLS AT ME
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Yeah.
He played poker with my dad these two other guys. When he lost they threw tennis balls at him
He played poker with my dad these two other guys. When he lost they threw tennis balls at him
May 29, 2026 at 11:02 PM
Yeah.
He played poker with my dad these two other guys. When he lost they threw tennis balls at him
He played poker with my dad these two other guys. When he lost they threw tennis balls at him
TRIED THAT ALREADY
save a balloon. blow a clown.
June 16, 2026 at 2:48 AM
TRIED THAT ALREADY
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What the HECK is THAT THING!? Some kind of RAT!? Some kind of CREATURE!?
June 16, 2026 at 12:22 AM
What the HECK is THAT THING!? Some kind of RAT!? Some kind of CREATURE!?
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//Make your side piece enter religious psychosis
June 16, 2026 at 12:17 AM
//Make your side piece enter religious psychosis
// and the bond in question is gaster hating his ass
NO ONE UNDERSTANDS THE BOND WE HAD.
June 15, 2026 at 11:41 PM
// and the bond in question is gaster hating his ass
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i get it and it makes sense but also i find it sooo funny when ppl take spams junk away after his puppetification. bro he already lost everything else at least let him keep his pussy 🙏😢
June 15, 2026 at 9:07 PM
i get it and it makes sense but also i find it sooo funny when ppl take spams junk away after his puppetification. bro he already lost everything else at least let him keep his pussy 🙏😢
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