Valentine in 3D
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Reminder that it is always morally correct to kill everybody who gets Easter Bunnies for their families.
July 3, 2026 at 7:34 AM
Reminder that it is always morally correct to kill everybody who gets Easter Bunnies for their families.
Alternate universe where furries are called hairies.
May 17, 2026 at 4:09 AM
Alternate universe where furries are called hairies.
I love it when a groomer joins my server!!!! It's so wacky and fun!!!! And I love dealing with it!!!!!! Fuck!!!!!!!!!
April 7, 2026 at 3:52 AM
I love it when a groomer joins my server!!!! It's so wacky and fun!!!! And I love dealing with it!!!!!! Fuck!!!!!!!!!
Any person who has ever tried to tell you that Minesweeper is not 90% luck is a person that has wronged you.
April 4, 2026 at 7:20 AM
Any person who has ever tried to tell you that Minesweeper is not 90% luck is a person that has wronged you.
Minesweeper is genuinely one of the biggest stains on history and I can not believe we let ourselves as people derive any joy from it.
March 30, 2026 at 2:04 AM
Minesweeper is genuinely one of the biggest stains on history and I can not believe we let ourselves as people derive any joy from it.
Had to squeeze toothpaste into a bag earlier because I snapped the top off with pure raw strength and now it looks like I have a baggie of cocaine behind my toothbrush at a glance.
March 23, 2026 at 3:36 AM
Had to squeeze toothpaste into a bag earlier because I snapped the top off with pure raw strength and now it looks like I have a baggie of cocaine behind my toothbrush at a glance.
The more I draw Spamton the more he starts to look like a deep sea creature waiting to be fed but I don't feed him.
March 15, 2026 at 9:37 PM
The more I draw Spamton the more he starts to look like a deep sea creature waiting to be fed but I don't feed him.
That one kids movie trope where the new kid is eating alone and one of the main characters feels pity and sits right next to them except instead the new kid says "Can you please fuck off"
March 5, 2026 at 12:48 PM
That one kids movie trope where the new kid is eating alone and one of the main characters feels pity and sits right next to them except instead the new kid says "Can you please fuck off"
Fuck it I ran out of brain vomit to regurgitate here's a thread of every single one of my My Singing Monsters Islands.
March 1, 2026 at 6:33 PM
Fuck it I ran out of brain vomit to regurgitate here's a thread of every single one of my My Singing Monsters Islands.
Good news! This is now biologically possible.
Biologically I can not get pregnant but that will never stop me.
February 21, 2026 at 3:32 PM
Good news! This is now biologically possible.
Smash or pass with other 18-19 year olds is weird because I'll say something normal like The Cluster from Steven Universe and they'll name an actual abuser.
February 17, 2026 at 10:06 PM
Smash or pass with other 18-19 year olds is weird because I'll say something normal like The Cluster from Steven Universe and they'll name an actual abuser.
Demons demons demons demons demons demons demons demons demons demons demons.
February 9, 2026 at 10:51 PM
Demons demons demons demons demons demons demons demons demons demons demons.
Can't believe I'm still 3 dimensional.
February 8, 2026 at 11:28 PM
Can't believe I'm still 3 dimensional.
For my birthday today everyone is required to watch all of Rubber (2010) forward and backward. This is not a request. This is an explicit demand. And anyone who fails to follow through will be dealt with accordingly.
January 29, 2026 at 1:40 PM
For my birthday today everyone is required to watch all of Rubber (2010) forward and backward. This is not a request. This is an explicit demand. And anyone who fails to follow through will be dealt with accordingly.
Gag I have always wanted to incorporate in something but can never find a good place for it: Guy reads a math textbook like a porno mag.
January 26, 2026 at 2:58 AM
Gag I have always wanted to incorporate in something but can never find a good place for it: Guy reads a math textbook like a porno mag.
If you were to disappear tomorrow nobody would notice or care that you were gone.
January 25, 2026 at 9:45 PM
If you were to disappear tomorrow nobody would notice or care that you were gone.
I think every movie trailer needs to have so many impact drums that eventually I can't understand a word anyone is saying.
January 25, 2026 at 4:49 PM
I think every movie trailer needs to have so many impact drums that eventually I can't understand a word anyone is saying.
Biologically I can not get pregnant but that will never stop me.
January 24, 2026 at 4:04 PM
Biologically I can not get pregnant but that will never stop me.
I should start roleplaying as a Learning With Pibby fan and see if my third eye gets closed in any way.
January 24, 2026 at 6:47 AM
I should start roleplaying as a Learning With Pibby fan and see if my third eye gets closed in any way.
I should start roleplaying as a Sonic.exe fan and see if my third eye gets open in any way.
January 23, 2026 at 4:52 PM
I should start roleplaying as a Sonic.exe fan and see if my third eye gets open in any way.
The reason Marge isn't in Super Smash Bros yet is because she would be far too powerful.
January 23, 2026 at 12:50 AM
The reason Marge isn't in Super Smash Bros yet is because she would be far too powerful.
They should let me make Donkey Kong Country.
January 21, 2026 at 3:25 AM
They should let me make Donkey Kong Country.
I can never have an appearance I am proud of because genuinely how am I supposed to compete with this:
January 20, 2026 at 7:08 AM
I can never have an appearance I am proud of because genuinely how am I supposed to compete with this:
Wish there was a machine that allowed me to spit smoked cigarettes at 112 miles per hour straight into people's eyes.
January 19, 2026 at 4:47 PM
Wish there was a machine that allowed me to spit smoked cigarettes at 112 miles per hour straight into people's eyes.