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Álvaro
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Hago dibujitos

Digo tonterías

Y no mucho más
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Álvaro @varoaldmc.bsky.social · Aug 15
He empezado una partida de Baldurs con mods y está siendo divertidísimo
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ericafails.bsky.social
Currently at the bathroom at NYCC having the worst shit of my life and someone outside of my stall says "Erica Henderson is here" and it takes me a few seconds to realize they mean the con and not the toilet
October 8, 2026 at 2:20 PM
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lapiur.bsky.social
Te cuentan esto hace cinco años y no te lo crees.
EE.UU. retransmitirá en directo la ejecución por fusilamiento del psiquiatra militar autor del tiroteo de Fort Hood
EE.UU. retransmitirá en directo la ejecución por fusilamiento del psiquiatra militar autor del tiroteo de Fort Hood
www.rtve.es
October 9, 2026 at 4:45 AM
varoaldmc.bsky.social
Cuál creéis que será la marca que ponga una publi justo después del fusilamiento?
October 9, 2026 at 2:48 PM
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drfleibur.bsky.social
Ayer salí a la calle, me topé con el regreso de la mani asquerosa y recordé esta frase de Pratchett.
September 3, 2026 at 12:14 PM
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bitshammer.bsky.social
October 8, 2026 at 4:38 AM
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radioactivejawa.bsky.social
October 7, 2026 at 12:33 PM
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mattbinder.bsky.social
the tech industry is about to invent books
Andrew Yeung @andruyeung X.com We created gyms because modern day work no longer required physical activity. Without exercise, our muscles atrophy. I predict we'll need gyms for our brains too, once Al starts doing our knowledge work. 10:53 PM • 10/4/26 • 1.3M Views
October 6, 2026 at 11:09 PM
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dayoscript.bsky.social
October 6, 2026 at 8:41 AM
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mobydickatsea.bsky.social
there no conceivable time or occasion when you will find them in such countless numbers, and in gayer or more jovial spirits, than around a dead sperm whale
October 4, 2026 at 12:47 AM
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mobydickatsea.bsky.social
everything was filled with sperm, except the captain’s pantaloons pockets
October 3, 2026 at 6:47 PM
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namurii.bsky.social
Así se hacen las fotos en manifas y similares, tapando las caras! Por favor, que cunda el ejemplo.
anlaetificat.bsky.social An Laetificat @anlaetificat.bsky.social · 6d
La vida se ha convertido en salir de un curro en el que un jefe te ha puteado y unos clientes han entrado pasados dos minutos de la hora de cierre para irte a una manifestación para luchar por un derecho básico. Ole.
October 3, 2026 at 3:22 PM
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radishharmers.bsky.social
I'm old enough to remember smoking on airplanes as a child. I hated it but they made you do it.
October 2, 2026 at 5:00 AM
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doritospope.bsky.social
October 2, 2026 at 12:34 PM
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erinaru.bsky.social
SE HA DESCUBIERTO UN NUEVO PINGÜINO
AVISO
SE HA DESCUBIERTO
UN
NUEVO

P I N G Ü I N O

people.com/new-penguin-...
Scientists Identify New Penguin Species for the First Time in More Than 100 Years
A new species of penguin has been discovered for the first time in 100 years, according to a study. Researchers found evidence that the gentoo penguin actually consists of four different species, and ...
people.com
October 1, 2026 at 10:35 PM
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nekrosick.eurosky.social
Todo me recuerda a él. 👁️🫦👁️
burningambulance.bsky.social (Screams From The) Burning Ambulance @burningambulance.bsky.social · 8d
Dune 3: You Should Have Someone Take A Look At That
Poster for Dune Part Three depicting a phallic object with an unsightly bulge on one side
October 1, 2026 at 11:09 PM
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kalanthropos.bsky.social
September 29, 2026 at 12:04 PM
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neatotito.bsky.social
Illustration of a man firing a rifle at two bears attacking him Man - Me Further away bear - self doubt Closer bear- This one is just a real bear
September 29, 2026 at 11:33 PM
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capitanswing.bsky.social
Fernan Gómez sobre la vivienda, los fascistas y los derechos y futuro robados.
September 25, 2026 at 9:38 AM
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tef.bsky.social
writing a rationalist fanfic about 'who framed roger rabbit?' but it's a series of spreadsheets and charts explaining the economic benefits of a freeway system and justifying the wholesale destruction of toontown
September 29, 2026 at 3:29 PM
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drfleibur.bsky.social
September 28, 2026 at 7:30 PM
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paya77.bsky.social
es.wikipedia.org/wiki/Playa_d...
Playa de Rompeculos - Wikipedia, la enciclopedia libre
es.wikipedia.org
September 28, 2026 at 7:35 PM
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scribblejotter.bsky.social
^^ 🐌🐌🐌🐌🐌
Photograph (nicked from facebook so no idea of actual provenance) of deek lying in the shade of round hay bales on their sides and the caption “fucking big snails up here”
September 28, 2026 at 8:49 AM
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irisdescentbird.bsky.social
funniest rom hack reasoning of all time
September 25, 2026 at 6:42 PM
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gigafessoux.bsky.social
Ah oui Padme Amidala dans l'usine de droïdes de combat de Geonosis
oregonthedm.bsky.social Oregon 🕎🎲 @oregonthedm.bsky.social · 14d
Most riveting thing I've seen all week
September 25, 2026 at 4:25 PM
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wantilles.bsky.social
Akira Toriyama se inventó al malo más malo de Dragon Ball inspirado en los especuladores inmobiliarios del japón de los 80-90.
Si alguna vez soñásteis de pequeños con ser Goku y enfrentaros a Freezer este es vuestro momento.
September 25, 2026 at 12:38 PM